Message from @Matthew

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2019-02-10 23:56:15 UTC  

alaska niggas b like: I can only get to civilization by plane

2019-02-10 23:56:15 UTC  

depending on certain maybe more personal factors

2019-02-10 23:56:26 UTC  

Do not put peni sin crazy, nor dummy

2019-02-10 23:56:32 UTC  

my nephew lives in SD and he's dating a fatty

2019-02-10 23:56:41 UTC  

Some actually have to use a plane

2019-02-10 23:57:00 UTC  

Ngl Alaska state troopers is a nice show

2019-02-10 23:57:05 UTC  

alaska is for when ur rich and you can buy a cabin and go up there for the 2 months of the year when its nice

2019-02-10 23:57:09 UTC  

did i mention he's a former marine and dating a fatty 🤦

2019-02-10 23:57:15 UTC  

weird

2019-02-10 23:57:17 UTC  

ok so

2019-02-10 23:57:20 UTC  

Semper fatty

2019-02-10 23:57:22 UTC  

texas isn't landlocked

2019-02-10 23:57:22 UTC  

I bet shes cheating on him too

2019-02-10 23:57:24 UTC  

and north dakota is

2019-02-10 23:57:29 UTC  

make the stereotype a triple

2019-02-10 23:57:39 UTC  

lol

2019-02-10 23:57:45 UTC  

Cheating on her diet more like

2019-02-10 23:58:05 UTC  

texas is 4 biomes both geographically and culturally

2019-02-10 23:58:09 UTC  

women be like: sorry i cant swallow im watching what i eat

2019-02-10 23:58:16 UTC  

so when you say "Im moving to texas" you have to say which one

2019-02-10 23:58:16 UTC  

if he's based he should be fucking her hot younger skinny sister

2019-02-10 23:58:20 UTC  

how are tornadoes in texas

2019-02-10 23:58:32 UTC  

north dakota doesn't get tornadoes right

2019-02-10 23:58:36 UTC  

too far up north?

2019-02-10 23:58:40 UTC  

Probably

2019-02-10 23:58:41 UTC  

why are you afraid of tornados

2019-02-10 23:58:48 UTC  

listen here pal

2019-02-10 23:58:53 UTC  

rarely, you get pretty high winds though

2019-02-10 23:58:54 UTC  

Tornados aren’t even that bad

2019-02-10 23:58:55 UTC  

i don't get why anyone is afraid of tornadoes

2019-02-10 23:59:02 UTC  

tornadoes can suck my penis

2019-02-10 23:59:07 UTC  

fargo/moorhead is the windy cities of white pypo

2019-02-10 23:59:08 UTC  

Nigga just go in the basement

2019-02-10 23:59:08 UTC  

it's a little tiny storm that wrecks maybe half a mile

2019-02-10 23:59:13 UTC  

Now water spouts........water spouts can fuck right off

2019-02-10 23:59:20 UTC  

yet no one gives a shit about hurricanes

2019-02-10 23:59:33 UTC  

oh yeah hurricanes can die in a fire

2019-02-10 23:59:47 UTC  

i have no basement at my house, fuck tornadoes come get me

2019-02-10 23:59:49 UTC  

FL always gets absolutely smacked

2019-02-11 00:00:04 UTC  

Noraa owned