So I crashed my truck

Truck is fine (1996 Chevy)

rip other car

Car I hit, not so--yeah

are you okay though?

2010 Ford Focus

Yeah

word

Everyone is good

thats what matters

how bad was it?

But fuck me sideways, this was the year my accident was supposed to drop off my record

damn son that sucks

Not as bad as it would have been if I wasn't backing out of my driveway

what did they park in the way or did you not see them

lmao not a scratch on the truck

They were in the court

Stainless

Fucking

Steel

American steel

oh damn that sucks

and ya dude old trucks are unstoppable

In other news, anyone wanna buy my truck? My wife's been telling me I don't need two vehicles 5ever now

wish i got my granddads old truck but his shit head son sold it before i could get to it

oof i need a truck with as much shit as i get into

1600 out the door

Needs a Tranny Cooler attached to the radiator to stop a tranny leak, and the AC needs recharge

Otherwise? Solid truck

noice probbly gonna be easy to sell

>be me
>be going to college
>things not going great for a list of reasons
>Trump tax plan goes into effect
>whatevs.jpg
>April 15th, 2019
>fine out that unless I take two classes under Trump tax plan, they'll take more money out of my family's taxes because no more deductions capabilities
>realize I've got no other options or moves left since GPA dropped too low to take out more loans
>run codeblack.exe
>soletmetellyouaboutwhatthemilitarycanofferyou.jpg
>browse all branches
>decide on Marine Corps
>going to MEPS tomorrow
>recruiters and friends in the military be like dude things will be fine, low chances of war
>reading about Venezuela
>mfw

Embrace the suck

>reading about Venezuela
>mfw

about time to lower the oil prices boys

Stock up

love me some rip it

this is the best but i can never find them

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I have a hard enough time finding the oranges

Bang is my go to

yee saw a gas station put yut out a signe might go see

ya i enjoy bang

i rotate thoes and monster mostly

I feel like a 40 something boomer for drinking monster javas now lmao

lmao same

me and the bois and the shop call it boomer juice

still drink it htough

Honestly I'm hype

Dude I've been trying to tell myself not to hop on a plane and head south lol

we just sent a hospital ship down there

South American Intervention 2: Electric Boogaloo

Starring AKAlexei

lol

Produced by the United States government

Directed by John Bolton

hourton hears a uprising in Venezuela

That one is financed by CIA, your friendly neighborhood coke peddlers

can't run a country without coke

Of course not. Hollywood will teach you that creativity thrives on booger sugar

Nah man

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I have big math exam in 5 H and i don't know shit

Remember the Marin Crops are the S.A. foreign legion

You have two options then

>cram like a motherfucker
>bite the bullet

@Deleted User you're right about that lol

I might pass it i'm smarti boi after all but going full blind is kind of stressful

Make some flashcards

I mean i got book full of formulas to use so it might not be as bad i thought

There ya go

That's using the ol noodle

I don't even need to have good grade i just need to pass it

You're in HS?

Kind of? I just need to have finals done

I finished HS last year

Oh dude you'll be fine. All you need to do is get through it. You need at least a solid C

You'll be fine my dude

tbh to pass i need to have 30% so i will be happy with even D

Oh yeah, you'll be fine then

Study as much as you can and relax

I can't wait for tommorow i will have english tests so i can relax with them

Oh yeah you'll do just fine. I can already tell

Thanks tbh i needed to hear it

Anytime man

I've been through some shit, I gotchu

wholesome stuff

i love it

On bright side i'm rocking with one girl so thats cool

Just remember, you can always go rogue and start training to be an operator lol

^

I bearly know her and she want the D as badly as I on math exam

>you can always go rogue and start training to be an operator
>did you mean: AKAlexei?

No lol

imma just start a pmc company

@Trash Squid no lie, my buddy and I were just talking about that

and send us all to Venezuela

If i fuck up this badly i will finish game i'm making right now

So when it will be playable someone wants to do some low tier QA for me?

i got you

>be me,wide the fuck awake because your brain is playing back shit.

I just got off work. What’s up homie

Woke up like I was back in the shit lol

Lol it happens

At least I was able to sleep then lmao

There’s that. Beat off and try to go back to sleep?

Not even gonna lie, did that

Damn homie this is a serious thing

Fuck. Might as well hit the gym or run. Make something useful come out of it

There’s that. I start cleaning. That usually does the trick

That's how my autism happens

>OCP >AK variant.

Typically, I break down my gear and put it back togethee

We need a prohibition on females drinking alcohol

I swear women can't handle a fucking drink

What happened?

But why tho

Did your ole lady puke

Nah my sister's turn into massive cunts when they drink I swear these mf can't handle alco for shit

i need to beat up an airforce pog for being an annoying pog but i don't wanna get in trouble when he snitches

what do i do

Wear a ski mask and don't be in uniform?

Shit you right

Just sunk all my funding into my car to repair it: annnnnd its starter is going and its leaking oil. Shoot me.

>you right now

You ain't wrong dude

Fam in the last 4 days I got broken up with; lost my apartment, and screamed at for 3 hours.

That picture is scarily accurate of how I'm feeling my dude

Sounds like you're about to go through big changes

A few months ago, my girlfriend and I were souring, she moved out, and I thought everything was going down the toilet with my future

But things changed

She and I have reconciled, we're expecting, and I'm about to go to Parris Island

The universe is preparing you for big things man

Don't give up

I'm just sick of the fight man. If it's not one thing it's another. I'm so fucking done with all of it

Well, I can tell you that I used to struggle with those feelings too, and one thing that I learned is that choosing the easy way out only prevents things from getting better. I almost did it when I was 17, and instead here I am, a few days away from my 22nd, an expectant father with a career ahead of me. Things will get better. And they will also get worse, yes, but they will get better. It's hard, but that's a part of the great human adventure

My gods teach that we were put on earth to be the best people we could be. That we are all legends in our own right.

Your legend shouldn't end here. It must go on, because you've got tons more to do

I guess I'll keep fighting then. Cant let the gods down now can I?

More importantly, and I think they would agree, you cant let yourself down

@Deleted User what is wrong with your car?

God fuckin knows man xD

For now she's running and that's all I care about

That works

Ayyy same hete

Here

It's always the hits you see coming that hurt the most

What's up homie

Shit man, I'm sorry

I saw it coming. Tried to prepare but. Fuck man.

Nah I'm tracking, it ain't ever easy

Fucking sucks

Big floppy donkey dick, but you could use it to motivate you.

Someday maybe. For now, I drink and rest.

Yeah, rest a bit. Go play something if ya can. Just don't think much about it and let it overwhelm your mind, or you'll get screwed, believe me

^^^

Down time is the worst

World sucks tbh

People suck. This area sucks. Fuck em. I'll be down for a bit but I'll get up stronger.

Its the lows that make the highs that much better

Sometimes you must go through darkness to truly appreciate the light

Remember, If you're upset, eat some mac'n'cheese

Also jerking it helps alot

Yeah, I just did it

But don't jerk off too often

You'll get sick like me

(No kidding)

What? Did you go blind?

Yea

Wat

Lulz

But seriously, you can get addicted, and have erection problems

You'll get hard for things you shouldn't be

S P O O K Y

Get a pocet pussy my guy

Pocket

Also her is my cat

Fuck

Here

Wait, are you implying your cat is your pocket pussy?

What the fuck did I just read 🤣🤣🤣

Oh Gods no

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@Deleted User I’ve been there but silver lining

Mo money in yo pocket

I was going to go with "There's no one to tell me I can't kill commies now' but that works too

Close enough

See gotta get one that supports your commie killing

My lady knows that I'm about the goon life and she supports it

My first wife hated me having guns. My 2nd wife gives me money to buy guns and parts and goes shooting with me

^^^^^

That's what you gotta aim for

My first girlfriend, hummm, dunno

If they love you truly they will support you no matter what

Burger

Burgor

Burgar

Just a sec

Lemme cry a bit

Use your tears for lubrication

For?

Jerkin it

I found this picture

Thought it might cheer you guys up

Just jerked off today

And yesterday

And the day before, and so on

I jerked off 70 times today

Only died twice the cocaine kept me going though

LOL

Jk just cleaned my garage all day

Getting ready to set up my gym

Got the bench and bar just waiting on squat rack and weights

Wish I could do that

I wish I had a garage

Go get it son just gotta make connections and work hard

PMC gang shit

Not now

Gathering money to go back to USA

And enlist

fuck me i'm drinking and listening to this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNVqOmJc-YY&t=5071s

well i think girl i like is turning me down bc how i look and i fell like shit

Do you Have a watch?

I do

it's 23:37 here

Next time you see here, whip out your dick over your watch and ask her what time it is

Shit always works

(Side note, sorry bud)

Shit happends

But your response made me laugh so thanks

Good

and fuck i bought really bad beer

i ttastes like shit

Guys i want to fucking die

I'm having really bad Day

What happened?

What's up man

Girl i love is with guy who send her nudes to porn sides

And is fuxking trash

And she still Doesn't brak up with him

And she my put me in friendzone

For fuck sake

I don't know what do to

First thing you need to is stop talking to her anyway possible

I know It's hard as feck, but ya need to do it

Taking off the trash

It will surely hurt, but believe me, It will pass

Have the guts to say "Fuck you, fuck him, fuck everything related to you and get fucked in every way possible"