So, I made a pretty spicy meme

But discord will not let me post it

Taxes are basically a subscription fee to your country that you cant cancel no matter how shitty it gets

Anyone ever ordered from Kult of Athena?

Well this morning officially sucks

I just found out that one of my best friends passed away last night

Sorry man

Me too

Thank you

My condolences

May he rest in peace

Sorry to hear that man

Sorry to hear that, partner

Someone trying to offend me by calling me a "Nazi, murderer, traitor" while their pfp is an anime furry.

Surprise mother fuckers.

If an anime furry insults you for being a natsee, your doing something right m8

A furry weeaboo and a wehraboo walk into a discord server...

"This server ain't big enough for the two of us"

Burn em both with fire just to be safe

Two Löwes?

Why?

Nah

So he can be a super duper spy now

Huh, dunno how

Ultimate fed

One Löwe spies on the other and vice versa

Good then

I might have stumblled onto a page that's decent for shall we say... questionable memoribillia. If my item arrives ill share the link

@thatgoonsteve42 my retention NCO and me as i'm finally ETSing active

making my life hell lmao

surprised theres no waco meme

we got any service members in this bitch?

yea

there's a bunch of us

@TipsyTactician

👀 👀 👀 👀

A lot of the guys here are vets or current enlistees

Enlistees?

11B SSGT Pillarman checkin in

Is that the right term?

they're either poolees or deppers

if they're in IET

Bet

I'm Bob

soon to be EOD in the nasty girls once I ETS from active in a couple months

we goin the full 20

Welp Radar guy here

Never got to serve sadly, fucking heart condition

It's not as lit as everyone says.. but it is an experience

i'm almost 26 but i feel like i'm 56 on the inside if that's any indication

But It's worth it

oh i wouldn't take it back for the world

i'd just like to have functioning joints and a back

jumping out of planes hurts

Ouch

there is no such thing as a good landing don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Are there anyone who tells the opposite?

Jeez

buncha dirty legs i tell ya

Bro-vets?

i actively harass brovets

obnoxious fuckers

Yeah

spend their entire contract bitching and moaning and then suddenly they're out and think their service is sacred or something

fuckin shitbags

Blood boiling

i ain got no space for no shitbags in my p'toon

sarn pillerman ain fuckin around wit some shammin ass mufuckers how trackin?

i swear to god i have become the eternal incoherent NCO

all these years at benning

Lol

But yeeah it's an experience.

Just hurts both physically and mentally

I'm in some doubts tho

i don't think I ever physically recovered from ranger school 6 and a half years ago

Every person ive spoke to who has gone and done it says the same

god i keep forgetting it's 2019

and i'm about to hit 8 years in

where did the time go

old pl said he thought he was gonna die nearly everyday

yeah that's ragnar skool for ya

One of our medics went to SF selection.

Fuck that shit

lol yeah SFAS is a big fun time

i wouldn't know i actually liked my unit and command this whole time so i never felt the need to leave until now

cause everything hurt

and infantry in peacetime is big gey

Homie failed the land nav. And our 1SG was 6th group prior to being assigned to us, so he called the cadre.

Safe to say if he could figure out how to land nav 20K he'd be with them

*laughs in artillery*

i learnt to land nav in the boy scouts as a lad

we did a lot of orienteering

that was ironically what i was best at when i went to ranger school

Was hoping to join the green berets, I'm good with languages and all, but probably I'll only be able to join when I get 23/24 years old, so I don't think I would be able to, sadly

Wish me luck though bois, doing my first and last tour in centcom here *soon*TM

oh lawd

*no not kuwait*

i have literally been NORCOM for two straight enlistments

I have literally been norcom for 8 years

everyone here goin to the sandbox meanwhile i deployed to mexico and ran ops there

oof

I am a MOUT god

the 3 corps type or XVIII Corps type?

mexican drug war was crazy

cartel compound raids with the Mexican army breh

shit was cash

🤔

the mexicans are wild

they fire off explosives and shit in the middle of populated cities

I'm from AZ

Is there any amount of year service you need to have to join green berets or something?

nah

Rangers, so on?

After watching breaking bad and shit it made sense. Also why is my text coming in red

discord is fucking up

Usually 2-3 years

you can try out immediately

or you can wait a bit

need to be an E-4 (of PFC with waiver)

i would recommend waiting

Waiting is better

Reason?

you wanna get your military bearing straight before anything in SOF

it will make your life easier going forward

See if you even like the military in general, granted those cats don't do dumb shit usually. But it's a different culture.

and that way if you fail out

you won't be reclassed needs of the army

Bingo ^

into something retarded like cook

if you go in immediately with a ranger or special forces contract

they can make you any random thing

Rest in RIP to ya

Damn

i've seen it happen

Didn't know about that

not a fun sight

Yeah you're expected to pickup all of their tactics and knowledge on the go

Rangers and SF are irregular or "special" forces

Should I wait about 1/2 years?

Yeah id wait 1 or 2

Cause I do no have so much time, unfortunately

Wish I had

Life sucks sometimes

But head foward

By the whole "special" thing, the idea by doctrine is these guys are masters of regular doctrine and way of life, and by being irregular or special they specialize in unconventional doctrine (Raiding Islamabad compound, HVT's, training foreign armies)

Yeah

Pillarman you've been downrange?

This would be a familiar sight to ya.

That helmet

WHich one?

Lefty

Yeah that's my joe, we still have UCP IOTV's and shit

It's irrelevent since we got RFI

We got these new puppies though

Yep we get all the fancy toys

I was worried the new helmets weren't gonna fit my sordins but they're much more comfy

I'm in a TF augmenting the 3rd Bat in a JSOC/NORCOM capacity

So we get all the gear that the rangers get

Oh that's fun

It's fun until you have to do pt with them

Kills you

We're not even rangers

Idea that regular army get to play with new shit to give feedback because well, JSOC is JSOC

??

Yeah

Well JSOC gets to test the toys and then we test it and then it keeps getting passed down to line units

Can you explain the purpose of the new helmet then other than lighter and better chance of living if you get domed?

You just explained it yourself

Neck hurts less

Haven't used it in a training background so I have no input other than it fits active hearing protection

At this point all i care about is that my neck doesn't snap

Bob pro tip though unless you go airborne, get condor or equal airsoft helmet pads. 12/10 would be comfy again

And this helmet is better at doing that

Hmmph

I was hoping arc rail attachments but thats another 10 years

Lmao yeah

Just wish i could change my strap out, i hate this 3M one

Thankfully I get to keep my fancy gear if I pass EOD selection

Since the EOD company I'm going into is SF support

That's gucci

Army sent me to a lot of *interesting* schools that you normally wouldn't go

That's not DoD run

GENTLEMEN

I'LL PRESENT YOU

Friend got to go to that combat evasive driving school thing

THE ULTIMATE GOON SQUAD

I heard that's the coolest shit

I got sent to a variety of federal law enforment and fema schools

@Deleted User @Hellhound6 @«Hellhound» @thatgoonsteve42 @Trash Squid

Lol nice

DEA schools are something else man

You learn how bad alphabet bois are trained real fast

badly trained?

or how tough?

Lol garbage tier

Figured so

Bruh with the amount of NDs they have alone

They would have all been chaptered out

Of the army

The only three letter agency you need to be worried about is the CIA and that’s only because it’s the fucking spooks

Literally feared for my life at times when I got flagged so many times

By "trained federal LEOs"

tfw they go "that's cool you're in man, i was an 11B in the reserves back from 2000 - 2004. We relate so much, I can probably show you a thing or two"

More like they're just retards with a college degree

That are out of shape

And think they're cool

See I didn't understand how the ATF fucked up the Waco siege so badly

But after working with their training sites and the Dea

Until you met the ATF bois

It all makes sense now

Like they’re just doing the best they can 🤣🤣

anyone wanna voice?

I'm boutta schleep fam maybe another time

I’m writing some joke material so not today

0430 formation tomorrow morning fuck me

I don’t miss those days. But now I work midnight to 0930 everyday

I am looking forward to leaving on god

Get to borrow valor once a month and then that'll be it

I was just thinking why tf is it a 0430 formation tomorrow

And then I realized it’s Thursday

piss test, and pt test

Nah nah. Sergeants Time Training.

Ya'll still do tyhat?

The one day a week where you actually practice your profession

I mean I did it up until 2015

So my unit does concurrent training all week long.

Must be nice

@Sir Harndes gotta slip me in there

I just have my one joe since we are 2 man teams given to the infantry

and @TipsyTactician im navy

I loathe the stick lanees

Oh gucci

Smells like fister in here

Or medic?

lol

Nope LCMR

night goons

Smart fister

The fuck is LCMR

asc.army.mil/web/portfolio-item/antpq-50-lightweight-counter-mortar-radar-lcmr/

hol up

Lol you run a radar?