Thankfully I get to keep my fancy gear if I pass EOD selection

Since the EOD company I'm going into is SF support

That's gucci

Army sent me to a lot of *interesting* schools that you normally wouldn't go

That's not DoD run

GENTLEMEN

I'LL PRESENT YOU

Friend got to go to that combat evasive driving school thing

THE ULTIMATE GOON SQUAD

I heard that's the coolest shit

I got sent to a variety of federal law enforment and fema schools

@Deleted User @Hellhound6 @«Hellhound» @thatgoonsteve42 @Trash Squid

Lol nice

DEA schools are something else man

You learn how bad alphabet bois are trained real fast

badly trained?

or how tough?

Lol garbage tier

Figured so

Bruh with the amount of NDs they have alone

They would have all been chaptered out

Of the army

The only three letter agency you need to be worried about is the CIA and that’s only because it’s the fucking spooks

Literally feared for my life at times when I got flagged so many times

By "trained federal LEOs"

tfw they go "that's cool you're in man, i was an 11B in the reserves back from 2000 - 2004. We relate so much, I can probably show you a thing or two"

More like they're just retards with a college degree

That are out of shape

And think they're cool

See I didn't understand how the ATF fucked up the Waco siege so badly

But after working with their training sites and the Dea

Until you met the ATF bois

It all makes sense now

Like they’re just doing the best they can 🤣🤣

anyone wanna voice?

I'm boutta schleep fam maybe another time

I’m writing some joke material so not today

0430 formation tomorrow morning fuck me

I don’t miss those days. But now I work midnight to 0930 everyday

I am looking forward to leaving on god