I'm a broke college student joining the military for his degree. I am a Norse pagan. My girlfriend is having a baby. My haircut and clothing are so in regulation, I could be a poster boy for the Marines. I volunteer for shit. I am... the most interesting boot in the world

You’re literally the most average boot in the world.

That's... that's the joke

So apparently most of the 4500 MOS schools are at Fort Meade

Itll be nice being so close to home

Ha

But my girlfriend's mom had a bad reaction to hearing that phrase; fort meade

I take it that it's not a great place to get stationed?

Nah homie lol. It’s absolutely shit

Eh. It's a short train ride home anyway

I'm gonna try not to complain

Fuck

Well I'll just make my fuck around and find out flag

Good morning, america

And a happy birthday to me

Happy b day

Thanks brother

@AKAlexei only fegs have birtdays

Happy birthday

Thanks man

Happy birth day @AKAlexei

Thanks man, much appreciated

Happy birthday

Thanks steve

The shit that goes on in my unit

Lol

Also, Gunny called me up this morning

Said that he got me the contract but I may not be shipping on the 17th because some bullshit went down with another recruit and they're trying to get him to ship ASAP

Made in America, the price is.... 17.76. Some mother fucker out there is really proud of themselves

Oh, I'm sure

Lmao

Expert doctor right here bois

I'll give it a 9/10 is it still functional?

Yes

Dont be a dumbass and not wear gloves when digging up a garden plot

10/10 would be a dumb ass and not wear gloves

When the fuck did I stop being a Trenchdigger

When you became the big gey

Oooooh

One of us

One of us

One of us

SHARK BAIT OOOHAHA

Lol

I hate to admit it, but I still chant that shit

Same

Good fucking PT today

I pounded enough water to drown a camel

And I feel amazing

Good shit

Noice, I just ordered gym stuff for my garage super hype squat rack and all

Nice

Ya hate going to the gym but love lifting

I feel that

Gyms cost money

Yee yee

(Misses shitty gym at old apartment)

Sameee

Bois my LGS called, I can finally go pick up my CZ that I paid for in full 3 weeks ago

My ccp should come in next week too

Noice

Shit, if I had space to get some lifting stuff, I would

Make room

I live in a shithole

And where is said shit hole?

I'm american but actually I do not live in the US

Then yes. You live in a shit hole

USA USA USA USA

Yup

I lived in Germany for a hot minute

My dream is to come back to US

Shit I miss Texas

Big uber gey

yeet

That gif never gets old

When dem alphabet bois come

What's up bois?

Coffee

Heading into work to make sure Terry Taliban isn’t trying to blow us up

Terry Taliban is my new fav Way to call sand people

Lol

In Poland we call them kebas or goat fuckers or fucking arabs

R E M O V E K E B A B

In my experience we call em dune koons, sand niggers, towel heads, and camel jockies

Sand nyggers

After reading that i lost my shit

https://youtu.be/ig5f0wHIpS0

Good song

Been catching feels on n off lol

This store has chris Kyle foundation window stickers. Anyone know if that foundation is good or nah?

Wouldn't know to be honest

Got John Paul Jones flag

Added to the patriot corner

Nice