Message from @thatgoonsteve42

Discord ID: 598705061522309130


2019-07-11 02:34:13 UTC  

Lmao yeah

2019-07-11 02:34:34 UTC  

Just wish i could change my strap out, i hate this 3M one

2019-07-11 02:35:12 UTC  

Thankfully I get to keep my fancy gear if I pass EOD selection

2019-07-11 02:35:25 UTC  

Since the EOD company I'm going into is SF support

2019-07-11 02:36:12 UTC  

That's gucci

2019-07-11 02:36:54 UTC  

Army sent me to a lot of *interesting* schools that you normally wouldn't go

2019-07-11 02:36:59 UTC  

That's not DoD run

2019-07-11 02:37:36 UTC  

GENTLEMEN

2019-07-11 02:37:42 UTC  

I'LL PRESENT YOU

2019-07-11 02:37:43 UTC  

Friend got to go to that combat evasive driving school thing

2019-07-11 02:37:49 UTC  

THE ULTIMATE GOON SQUAD

2019-07-11 02:37:49 UTC  

I heard that's the coolest shit

2019-07-11 02:38:13 UTC  

I got sent to a variety of federal law enforment and fema schools

2019-07-11 02:39:07 UTC  

Lol nice

2019-07-11 02:39:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/598704820119142400/59552356_2734558666570503_6727040759842734080_n.jpg

2019-07-11 02:39:36 UTC  

DEA schools are something else man

2019-07-11 02:39:50 UTC  

You learn how bad alphabet bois are trained real fast

2019-07-11 02:40:04 UTC  

badly trained?

2019-07-11 02:40:09 UTC  

or how tough?

2019-07-11 02:40:10 UTC  

Lol garbage tier

2019-07-11 02:40:15 UTC  

Figured so

2019-07-11 02:40:16 UTC  

Bruh with the amount of NDs they have alone

2019-07-11 02:40:23 UTC  

They would have all been chaptered out

2019-07-11 02:40:31 UTC  

Of the army

2019-07-11 02:40:43 UTC  

The only three letter agency you need to be worried about is the CIA and that’s only because it’s the fucking spooks

2019-07-11 02:40:44 UTC  

Literally feared for my life at times when I got flagged so many times

2019-07-11 02:40:56 UTC  

By "trained federal LEOs"

2019-07-11 02:41:14 UTC  

tfw they go "that's cool you're in man, i was an 11B in the reserves back from 2000 - 2004. We relate so much, I can probably show you a thing or two"

2019-07-11 02:41:37 UTC  

More like they're just retards with a college degree

2019-07-11 02:41:44 UTC  

That are out of shape

2019-07-11 02:41:48 UTC  

And think they're cool

2019-07-11 02:42:26 UTC  

See I didn't understand how the ATF fucked up the Waco siege so badly

2019-07-11 02:42:39 UTC  

But after working with their training sites and the Dea

2019-07-11 02:42:41 UTC  

Until you met the ATF bois

2019-07-11 02:42:43 UTC  

It all makes sense now

2019-07-11 02:42:58 UTC  

Like they’re just doing the best they can 🤣🤣

2019-07-11 02:43:31 UTC  

anyone wanna voice?

2019-07-11 02:43:42 UTC  

I'm boutta schleep fam maybe another time

2019-07-11 02:44:04 UTC  

I’m writing some joke material so not today

2019-07-11 02:44:06 UTC  

0430 formation tomorrow morning fuck me