nah?

I used to watch a lotta BF3 vids during too long a break

I was about to say because I think I remember that and I think it was me and my friends who were driving the jeep

Ggggggeeeeyyy

seen a Sniper jump out his F18, shoot the pilot of the SU behjnd him, and steal it in drop

@INNYGMATYK that ones a classic

I thought this was a "no shit there I was surrounded by ninjas" story

@Hellhound6 nah b - got socks.

L O L

@Hellhound6 so there I was

Barbecue sauce all over my tiddies

My foot is still stuck in the midgets mouth

The drag queen still has half a pie left to eat

And I think old man Quimby had a stroke

No homo but full homo, we're getting married so I can steal your tricare for that one

;) I'm down, you're cute

GAAAAYYY lol

No u

Yes u

Ive been drinking a little and listening to cryptids

Nice

Hence the need for ninja stories

Actually

I have a story

I just bought 80 dollars worth of alcohol and plan on getting fucking fucked up Friday and Saturday

Nice

Let's hear it @Hellhound6

My stories are all really fucked up and hazy because they were coked up psycho trailer park nightmares, or they're just boring because there isn't much to em

So no shit there I was with my noy

Boy*

We were bored as shit, just come off the line, nothing to fucking do besides head to the local bar that we "liberated"

We walk in and at the time it was relatively dead besides a few scattered groups of slightly uninformed individuals. (Locals hadn't really shown up yet)

I'm sittinf there minding my fucking business when some big ass burly Slav slams into me. He starts raising hell in his nickel language.

So I calm finish my drink, turn to him and yell "I DONT SPEAK AUSTITIC COMMIE" proceeded to punch this dude and to my surprise, he just fucking ate it.

Well big ass brawl starts out and this is when I'm literally picked up and thrown out of a fucking door by a 6f2ish probably 300lbs muscular Slavic gorilla

I have never felt so god damned small in my life

Long story short, pick your battles wisely

I dont speak autistic commie. That needs to be a regular saying

I can only imagine the look on your face after you threw that punch and nothing happened lol

Mixture of horror and "oh shit of fuck oh shit"

Nah - I feel the "*Oh - you're picking me up now - and we're moving. . . **and there's nothing I can do.***" way too hard. . .

I mean I tried

same

but

But I'm literally 5ft6 my dude

I'm 5'11~6

but

you've seen those doxy bois 👀

Truth

I bought a shit load of chicken actually

but I don't have a private freezer - current logsitics are a bitch

Here's some wholesome shit

Out of boredom and lack of healthy outlets, I started to try and carve airplanes and cars and shit out of wood

I wanna learn whittlin so bad tbh

(nofuckyougo-on)

Well I had been working on this one air plane for a week or so and I just couldn't get the shape right. (Was gonna send it home for my nephew) anyway. I happened across some kid out in the town. He kept bugging me about the progress of the plane in broken English and one day I just gave it to him. I wonder if he still has it

There's my stories for the night

how long did it take to make it

Wood work is really impressive. If you do more, send pics

I wanna see your wood

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@INNYGMATYK I got tired of fucking up after the 2nd week lol

It was only like my 2nd attempt

I need to get into it again

you'll make time

Bruh imma end up like Mel Gibson in the patriot after the large icehouse bbq

Trying to make chairs and busting my ass because theyre too weak or some shit lmao

Anybody close to new mexico? If shit ever was to pop off, i have no idea who would be friend or foe

I feel the same tbh

Like, should we alltry to meet up or what

My az efforts are going well

Nah

No new mexico k/ pages

I have no problems with meeting up

And i have no idea how tocstart my own

Real talk, find those local to you that you can trust and know

Just start with people you know, if your tryna build big get the homies situated and then look for others

Yee i only know my brother but hes not like i am

Ah thats harder

Honestly, i have like two friends who might be saveable, but they don't like each other

Honestly imo, small organised groups are better at the start.

Run away to az well have a big happy kolony.

A small vehicle of 4 - 5 will have better chance of making it to the simmer stage

the boil is gonna rip through solo 2 mans and troops of a dozen unprepared

Yee, i need to get back on shape, fell off the exercise wagon again, also im planning to move tocthe other side of the state about a year from now also, buddy can get me a job servicing generators in the oil fields so shits all crazy

Get squared away then get set

Yee

Oh well, whats a good range ammo for a 9mm, the Winchester 9mm i use prevents my sr9 slide from fully returning

Why is this so accurate

Oi kings checking in
Hows ya day?

Half an hour in and i wanna dropkick babies

It's been fucking great for me

At this moment?

Not super fantastic

how's you Jaru?

Quite good i sleept to day 7h

Normaly i do 4-6

7 hours? Damn soon you must be ready to kill gods

[ You Are Now *Well-Rested* 😀 ]

Yeah

big plans today Monika?