Message from @Hellhound6
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Ggggggeeeeyyy
seen a Sniper jump out his F18, shoot the pilot of the SU behjnd him, and steal it in drop
@INNYGMATYK that ones a classic
I thought this was a "no shit there I was surrounded by ninjas" story
@Hellhound6 nah b - got socks.
L O L
@Hellhound6 so there I was
Barbecue sauce all over my tiddies
My foot is still stuck in the midgets mouth
The drag queen still has half a pie left to eat
And I think old man Quimby had a stroke
No homo but full homo, we're getting married so I can steal your tricare for that one
;) I'm down, you're cute
GAAAAYYY lol
No u
Yes u
Ive been drinking a little and listening to cryptids
Nice
Hence the need for ninja stories
Actually
I just bought 80 dollars worth of alcohol and plan on getting fucking fucked up Friday and Saturday
Nice
Let's hear it @Hellhound6
My stories are all really fucked up and hazy because they were coked up psycho trailer park nightmares, or they're just boring because there isn't much to em
So no shit there I was with my noy
Boy*
We were bored as shit, just come off the line, nothing to fucking do besides head to the local bar that we "liberated"
We walk in and at the time it was relatively dead besides a few scattered groups of slightly uninformed individuals. (Locals hadn't really shown up yet)
I'm sittinf there minding my fucking business when some big ass burly Slav slams into me. He starts raising hell in his nickel language.
So I calm finish my drink, turn to him and yell "I DONT SPEAK AUSTITIC COMMIE" proceeded to punch this dude and to my surprise, he just fucking ate it.
Well big ass brawl starts out and this is when I'm literally picked up and thrown out of a fucking door by a 6f2ish probably 300lbs muscular Slavic gorilla
I have never felt so god damned small in my life
Long story short, pick your battles wisely
I dont speak autistic commie. That needs to be a regular saying
I can only imagine the look on your face after you threw that punch and nothing happened lol
Mixture of horror and "oh shit of fuck oh shit"
Nah - I feel the "*Oh - you're picking me up now - and we're moving. . . **and there's nothing I can do.***" way too hard. . .
I mean I tried
same
but