I got the video footage of it too

@Mr Walkway94 Yeah! My longest headshot was somewhere round there in the post-game stats.

No Marksman bonuses - sadly - but the barrel provided ample cover, and my scope was JUST good enough to work the ballistics on those black ants on the horizon rofl

@AKAlexei did you ever see the T90 throw a random shot to the right by the 6 Silos on Firestorm, and blow up a Jihadi Jeep that was running beside 2 Abrams?

.... motherfucker

That is insane man lol

Was that you?

nah?

I used to watch a lotta BF3 vids during too long a break

I was about to say because I think I remember that and I think it was me and my friends who were driving the jeep

Ggggggeeeeyyy

seen a Sniper jump out his F18, shoot the pilot of the SU behjnd him, and steal it in drop

@INNYGMATYK that ones a classic

I thought this was a "no shit there I was surrounded by ninjas" story

@Hellhound6 nah b - got socks.

L O L

@Hellhound6 so there I was

Barbecue sauce all over my tiddies

My foot is still stuck in the midgets mouth

The drag queen still has half a pie left to eat

And I think old man Quimby had a stroke

No homo but full homo, we're getting married so I can steal your tricare for that one

;) I'm down, you're cute

GAAAAYYY lol

No u

Yes u

Ive been drinking a little and listening to cryptids

Nice

Hence the need for ninja stories

Actually

I have a story

I just bought 80 dollars worth of alcohol and plan on getting fucking fucked up Friday and Saturday

Nice

Let's hear it @Hellhound6

My stories are all really fucked up and hazy because they were coked up psycho trailer park nightmares, or they're just boring because there isn't much to em

So no shit there I was with my noy

Boy*

We were bored as shit, just come off the line, nothing to fucking do besides head to the local bar that we "liberated"

We walk in and at the time it was relatively dead besides a few scattered groups of slightly uninformed individuals. (Locals hadn't really shown up yet)

I'm sittinf there minding my fucking business when some big ass burly Slav slams into me. He starts raising hell in his nickel language.

So I calm finish my drink, turn to him and yell "I DONT SPEAK AUSTITIC COMMIE" proceeded to punch this dude and to my surprise, he just fucking ate it.

Well big ass brawl starts out and this is when I'm literally picked up and thrown out of a fucking door by a 6f2ish probably 300lbs muscular Slavic gorilla