I'm sittinf there minding my fucking business when some big ass burly Slav slams into me. He starts raising hell in his nickel language.

So I calm finish my drink, turn to him and yell "I DONT SPEAK AUSTITIC COMMIE" proceeded to punch this dude and to my surprise, he just fucking ate it.

Well big ass brawl starts out and this is when I'm literally picked up and thrown out of a fucking door by a 6f2ish probably 300lbs muscular Slavic gorilla

I have never felt so god damned small in my life

Long story short, pick your battles wisely

I dont speak autistic commie. That needs to be a regular saying

I can only imagine the look on your face after you threw that punch and nothing happened lol

Mixture of horror and "oh shit of fuck oh shit"

Nah - I feel the "*Oh - you're picking me up now - and we're moving. . . **and there's nothing I can do.***" way too hard. . .

I mean I tried

same

but

But I'm literally 5ft6 my dude

I'm 5'11~6

but

you've seen those doxy bois 👀

Truth

I bought a shit load of chicken actually

but I don't have a private freezer - current logsitics are a bitch

Here's some wholesome shit

Out of boredom and lack of healthy outlets, I started to try and carve airplanes and cars and shit out of wood

I wanna learn whittlin so bad tbh

(nofuckyougo-on)

Well I had been working on this one air plane for a week or so and I just couldn't get the shape right. (Was gonna send it home for my nephew) anyway. I happened across some kid out in the town. He kept bugging me about the progress of the plane in broken English and one day I just gave it to him. I wonder if he still has it

There's my stories for the night

how long did it take to make it

Wood work is really impressive. If you do more, send pics

I wanna see your wood

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@INNYGMATYK I got tired of fucking up after the 2nd week lol

It was only like my 2nd attempt

I need to get into it again

you'll make time

Bruh imma end up like Mel Gibson in the patriot after the large icehouse bbq

Trying to make chairs and busting my ass because theyre too weak or some shit lmao

Anybody close to new mexico? If shit ever was to pop off, i have no idea who would be friend or foe

I feel the same tbh

Like, should we alltry to meet up or what

My az efforts are going well

Nah

No new mexico k/ pages