Message from @INNYGMATYK

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2019-11-08 03:24:09 UTC  

So I equipped an M40A5 sniper rifle with a 20x zoom scope, a bipod, and a sound suppressor

2019-11-08 03:24:31 UTC  

I Carlos Hathcocked that motherfucker and moved into position slowly, on my fuckin belly

2019-11-08 03:24:49 UTC  

He had our spawn dead to rights so standing up even in a crouch position was suicide

2019-11-08 03:25:15 UTC  

I got in position, and the dope level would only go up to 1000 meters (about the same as yards)

2019-11-08 03:25:59 UTC  

I had to adjust beyond that, and figure it out without any help

2019-11-08 03:26:06 UTC  

Domechecked him on the first try

2019-11-08 03:26:11 UTC  

I got the video footage of it too

2019-11-08 03:27:21 UTC  

@Mr Walkway94 Yeah! My longest headshot was somewhere round there in the post-game stats.

No Marksman bonuses - sadly - but the barrel provided ample cover, and my scope was JUST good enough to work the ballistics on those black ants on the horizon rofl

2019-11-08 03:28:33 UTC  

@AKAlexei did you ever see the T90 throw a random shot to the right by the 6 Silos on Firestorm, and blow up a Jihadi Jeep that was running beside 2 Abrams?

2019-11-08 03:29:38 UTC  

.... motherfucker

2019-11-08 03:29:44 UTC  

That is insane man lol

2019-11-08 03:29:46 UTC  

Was that you?

2019-11-08 03:30:13 UTC  

nah?

2019-11-08 03:30:26 UTC  

I used to watch a lotta BF3 vids during too long a break

2019-11-08 03:30:34 UTC  

I was about to say because I think I remember that and I think it was me and my friends who were driving the jeep

2019-11-08 03:30:37 UTC  

Ggggggeeeeyyy

2019-11-08 03:30:43 UTC  

seen a Sniper jump out his F18, shoot the pilot of the SU behjnd him, and steal it in drop

2019-11-08 03:30:54 UTC  

@INNYGMATYK that ones a classic

2019-11-08 03:31:06 UTC  

I thought this was a "no shit there I was surrounded by ninjas" story

2019-11-08 03:31:12 UTC  

@Hellhound6 nah b - got socks.

2019-11-08 03:31:16 UTC  

L O L

2019-11-08 03:31:36 UTC  

@Hellhound6 so there I was

2019-11-08 03:31:44 UTC  

Barbecue sauce all over my tiddies

2019-11-08 03:31:56 UTC  

My foot is still stuck in the midgets mouth

2019-11-08 03:32:08 UTC  

The drag queen still has half a pie left to eat

2019-11-08 03:32:18 UTC  

And I think old man Quimby had a stroke

2019-11-08 03:32:55 UTC  

No homo but full homo, we're getting married so I can steal your tricare for that one

2019-11-08 03:33:17 UTC  

;) I'm down, you're cute

2019-11-08 03:33:33 UTC  

GAAAAYYY lol

2019-11-08 03:33:39 UTC  

No u

2019-11-08 03:33:43 UTC  

Yes u

2019-11-08 03:35:11 UTC  

Ive been drinking a little and listening to cryptids

2019-11-08 03:35:16 UTC  

Nice

2019-11-08 03:35:39 UTC  

Hence the need for ninja stories

2019-11-08 03:36:02 UTC  

Actually

2019-11-08 03:36:06 UTC  

I have a story

2019-11-08 03:36:28 UTC  

I just bought 80 dollars worth of alcohol and plan on getting fucking fucked up Friday and Saturday

2019-11-08 03:36:36 UTC  

Nice

2019-11-08 03:36:37 UTC  

Let's hear it @Hellhound6

2019-11-08 03:36:38 UTC  

My stories are all really fucked up and hazy because they were coked up psycho trailer park nightmares, or they're just boring because there isn't much to em

2019-11-08 03:36:59 UTC  

So no shit there I was with my noy