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2019-07-28 04:07:16 UTC

!!!

2019-07-28 04:07:18 UTC

its more voyeuristic than personal fantasy

2019-07-28 04:07:21 UTC

Darkwing Duck on DuckTales

2019-07-28 04:07:22 UTC

Cool :V

2019-07-28 04:07:31 UTC

@Jokerfaic Uuuuh, yeah I guess

2019-07-28 04:08:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604887919467167752/pillerman.webm

2019-07-28 04:08:40 UTC

so being in the army, did you happen to develop a fetish for women in uniform?

2019-07-28 04:08:48 UTC

Lord no

2019-07-28 04:08:53 UTC

military or otherwise

2019-07-28 04:08:59 UTC

I even saluted a Lieutenant once and said "Good afternoon Sir"

2019-07-28 04:09:04 UTC

"Ma'am" -Her

2019-07-28 04:09:11 UTC

I started doing pushups immediatel

2019-07-28 04:09:12 UTC

y

2019-07-28 04:09:15 UTC

She thought it was hilarious

2019-07-28 04:09:16 UTC

You a pog ass motherfucker?

2019-07-28 04:09:26 UTC

pog?

2019-07-28 04:09:27 UTC

I still dont' know what that counts as

2019-07-28 04:09:37 UTC

People Other then Grunt.

2019-07-28 04:09:46 UTC

I was in aviation and I went to combat twice. That's all I care about.

2019-07-28 04:09:52 UTC

ah

2019-07-28 04:10:44 UTC

People other than gunman.

2019-07-28 04:11:14 UTC

What was your MOS my dude?

2019-07-28 04:11:19 UTC

PIG is professionally-instructed gunman, and HOG is hunter of gunmen, for sniper trainees and snipers, respectively.

2019-07-28 04:11:34 UTC

15/67U

2019-07-28 04:12:05 UTC

Oh god you're just one step up from the chair force

2019-07-28 04:12:13 UTC

Oof.

2019-07-28 04:12:30 UTC

fucking P O G

2019-07-28 04:12:35 UTC

k

2019-07-28 04:12:54 UTC

I'll never understand why the infantry types are this way

2019-07-28 04:13:04 UTC

Joking aside, you choose a MOS that has some value outside of the service, good on you

2019-07-28 04:13:08 UTC

"Hey buddy? You actually went with us to this shithole? Jeez what a faggot"

2019-07-28 04:13:20 UTC

Nah, I was smart enough to do better than that :3

2019-07-28 04:13:23 UTC

@Goodwood of Dankโ„ข its like we're watching starship troopers before our very eyes

2019-07-28 04:13:29 UTC

Nah.

2019-07-28 04:13:31 UTC

whats with the furry shit

2019-07-28 04:13:32 UTC

Got an engineering degree, but ended up in infosec

2019-07-28 04:13:33 UTC

Good times

2019-07-28 04:13:34 UTC

is Timeward back here

2019-07-28 04:13:42 UTC

@Ancient Chaos Wizard Can't just let it go huh?

2019-07-28 04:13:43 UTC

In the MI, there's no such thing as support personnel.

2019-07-28 04:13:45 UTC

Okay, if you insist

2019-07-28 04:13:53 UTC

Everyone fights. Everyone also has a job.

2019-07-28 04:14:10 UTC

I mean I'm asking cause it looked like his stuff

2019-07-28 04:14:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604889320297332746/unknown.png

2019-07-28 04:14:26 UTC

but it goes so far behind

2019-07-28 04:14:41 UTC

19 Kilo, Rolled hard in the opening in the sand box my dudes, shit was lit.

2019-07-28 04:14:52 UTC

timeward posts better stuff tbh

2019-07-28 04:15:05 UTC

@Ancient Chaos Wizard I post my stuff

2019-07-28 04:15:13 UTC

cool and good

2019-07-28 04:15:13 UTC

@Muten baby doll

2019-07-28 04:15:15 UTC

Why?

2019-07-28 04:15:23 UTC

fucking stop

2019-07-28 04:15:24 UTC

just dont like horses much

2019-07-28 04:15:30 UTC

I โค horses

2019-07-28 04:15:38 UTC

They're great

2019-07-28 04:15:46 UTC

Time?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604889711160459284/JPEG_20190703_041425.jpg

2019-07-28 04:15:53 UTC

Hopefully I'll have one this year, but I gotta build a fence for my pasture first.

2019-07-28 04:16:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604889760804110343/hugefuckingnormie.png

2019-07-28 04:16:04 UTC

lel

2019-07-28 04:16:09 UTC

<:Thot:601779905474330624>

2019-07-28 04:17:41 UTC

Dude, best time, it was i think January 04, some enterprising motherfucker got his concrete skills on, started running into IEDs poured into parts of the curb, they would put wreaks out into the street for force us up onto the curb or drive over cars, if they where real smart fuckers they would fill the cars with boom juice so we got fucked either way.

2019-07-28 04:17:56 UTC

I hate those guys

2019-07-28 04:18:19 UTC

Damn

2019-07-28 04:18:40 UTC

This is what happens when some POGs in back let 300 *tons* of Semtex go missing.

2019-07-28 04:18:59 UTC

And billions in cash. And yes, that actually happened.

Shit, few years back an entire storage depot full of tanks, weapons, and ammunition we lent someone over there was found to be empty.

2019-07-28 04:20:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604891018181214220/67236410_2271968059566874_9059304195953262592_n.png

2019-07-28 04:21:31 UTC

Only ever lost one tank in my column, some of the most macgyvered shit you'd ever see, it was a fake manhole cover, under it was two 152 rounds daisy chained together, caved the floor of the M1 in, all the bars broken, tank was r3kt but AFAIK everybody got out.

2019-07-28 04:21:42 UTC

Tactical clarinet

2019-07-28 04:22:06 UTC

Or is it an oboe, I can't see the reed

The japanese used to do that shit, but using a guy in a hole with a hammer.

2019-07-28 04:22:24 UTC

Dude, the IED dudes in Iraq where next level shit.

Things weren't so bad in the middle east until a bunch of fucking Chechens went down there and started training those fuckers.

2019-07-28 04:23:46 UTC

It got pretty bad at one point, the only sort of "PTSD" i got from this whole thing is not trusting ANYTHING on the side of the road, they would freaking put bombs in the corpses of dead dogs and shit.

I never deployed myself, but we had to sit through a lot of classes on IEDs. Some of the shit they come up with takes some kind of impressive ingenuity.

Can't recall what the proper name for it is now, but there's a type made from an inverted copper cone and a whole bunch of explosives; The blast turns the cone into a spear of material that pierces the hull of a humvee and then goes clear through, spraying molten copper everywhere.

2019-07-28 04:26:18 UTC

Shaped charge.

2019-07-28 04:26:19 UTC

H.E.A.T

2019-07-28 04:26:44 UTC

High Explosive Anti Tank, directional explosive, very short range, made for armor penetration, almost no shrapnal.

I believe they used another name for it, but yeah nah; That was the idea.

2019-07-28 04:27:35 UTC

Monroe effect, shape charge, pressure shaped penetrator, all sorts of names for it.

2019-07-28 04:28:04 UTC

What nead have they of Panzerfausts when RPG-7s are a dime a dozen?

At least one incident I can recall off of memory had a staff sergeant in the back seat of a humvee get both his legs blown off from the knee down from one of those.

Turns out he was the paranoid type though; Already had tourniquets on his legs.

2019-07-28 04:28:24 UTC

Oof.

2019-07-28 04:28:29 UTC

Mega oof.

Sort of couldn't help much during the ensuing ambush, aside from tossing magazines up through the gunner's hatch.

2019-07-28 04:28:51 UTC

Yeah, at least he lived.

2019-07-28 04:28:56 UTC

Humvee's floor is barely anything, that was way overkill for that, would be like having a buzzsaw run though the cab

It came in from the side of the humvee, rather than the floor.

Happened to peg him through both legs, then just about the opposite side.

2019-07-28 04:29:41 UTC

It will cleave though that like butter, HEAT charges really can only be stopped by tank levels of armor.

Humvee armor ain't exactly great anyway. My unit only had the older, unarmored ones anyway.

And those don't really feel safe just sort of driving around.

2019-07-28 04:30:45 UTC

we had an M1 in my company get buzzed by a RPG7 into the right turret face, burnt the paint to a crisp and fucked up the dog house lense.

2019-07-28 04:30:49 UTC

no pen though

2019-07-28 04:31:15 UTC

the Humvee was never meant for the role it was pushed into

2019-07-28 04:31:34 UTC

the uparmor kits where a joke.

2019-07-28 04:31:42 UTC

Yeah, humvees are basically a plastic shell

2019-07-28 04:32:04 UTC

It's a love hate thing.

2019-07-28 04:32:09 UTC

The only bird as pretty and amazing as mine is the A10

2019-07-28 04:32:53 UTC

there is nothing like riding hatch up and watching the pavement ahead of you flex because of the weight.

You can still find footage from the initial invasion into Iraq; Old T-60's and T-72s scoring hits on Abrams, only for the smoke cloud to clear and some 105-120 odd milimeters of Fuck You to come back in as a retort.

2019-07-28 04:33:39 UTC

They are a machine of awesome power

2019-07-28 04:33:51 UTC

I can only imagine what magriders will be like :^)

2019-07-28 04:34:00 UTC

most of the guard was made of T55s, the T72Ms Saddam had where some serious shit if they could get a side shot on you, but they lost because of crap optics.

Actually, I think there was an incident where a couple of Bradleys took out an iraqi tank column; I'd have to do some digging, though.

2019-07-28 04:34:28 UTC

Oh yeah, a TOW will punch clean though a T55 like it's made of butter.

2019-07-28 04:34:30 UTC

Sad

2019-07-28 04:34:58 UTC

Wow.

If I recall, T-55's didn't have a sort of powered turret; Those motherfuckers had to turn a crank to turn that shit.

2019-07-28 04:35:10 UTC

Brads aren't meant to go up against tanks, but I guess if you really gotta...

2019-07-28 04:35:31 UTC

T-55s and Type 59s [Chinese clone] have power traverse, but for fine gun lay they go to manual.

2019-07-28 04:35:47 UTC

the TOW has a longer range then the 100MM gun on the T55.

2019-07-28 04:36:08 UTC

the T55 was hopelessly outdated by the year 2000.

2019-07-28 04:36:15 UTC

Ah. So in other words, the sandniggers never had a chance?

2019-07-28 04:36:55 UTC

the T72 was a scary machine, if they could get a side shot into our flanks, they could score penetrations, the M1 is only rated frontally to take hits from the 125MM guns.

If memory serves, it was a pair of bradleys that were supposed to be investigating ahead and skirting around through some shithole desert that even the iraqis avoided. Wound up running into like 6 assorted soviet surplus tanks; Something like three TOW kills, and the rest from cramming it's smaller cannon up their tailpipe.

2019-07-28 04:37:58 UTC

Thankfuly they had no idea how tactics worked and stayed still, the T72 is built for mobile warfare, and they did not use the doctrine that suited it, this is why Iraq had the 4th most tanks in the world yet got yeeted so hard

2019-07-28 04:38:02 UTC

25mm Bushmaster chain gun can kill a T-55? Interesting.

2019-07-28 04:38:16 UTC

the side armor of a T55 is only 40MM thick?

2019-07-28 04:38:23 UTC

I think the 25 can get though that

2019-07-28 04:38:36 UTC

the DU Sabots would go though both sides.

2019-07-28 04:38:41 UTC

Ouch.

2019-07-28 04:38:51 UTC

Talk about crispy critters...

2019-07-28 04:39:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604895577305776146/4f3ugr5dv5r01.jpg

Think there was a separate incident where like 4 Abrams wound up killing an entire highway's worth of shitty soviet surplus tanks.

2019-07-28 04:39:55 UTC

T72s also have an unprotected auto-loader, if they suffered a pen center mass they tend to explode and blow their turrets off.

2019-07-28 04:41:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604896222439800848/TOW.mp4

2019-07-28 04:42:30 UTC

Combat Load T72M, suffers ammunition detonation from penetration.

2019-07-28 04:44:17 UTC

this is a design fault in Soviet and Federation tanks, they have autoloaders in their hulls, they have no way to have a way to safely release internal pressure from ammo failure, the M1 for example keeps all it's ammo in the bustle, if the ammo detonates, it blows out of panels on the roof to keep the crew safe

2019-07-28 04:45:56 UTC

the T72 is the basis for the T90, the T90 suffers the same flaw.

I think the soviets would probably claim that was a feature more than a fault; A lot of their equipment was built around being more easily salvaged from your melted ass body when it killed you.

2019-07-28 04:47:14 UTC

In all fairness, Saddam could not have fathomed coming up against the US and her allies, on paper the T72M is a hell of a lot better if you fight people who don't have tanks themselves.

There's an old adage out there about how they went from being the world's 3rd largest army to the 2nd largest army in Iraq in under 24 hours; That's sort of a hard situation to come back from.

2019-07-28 04:48:31 UTC

Other funny problems the T72 and T90 have a "Hight limit."

2019-07-28 04:49:59 UTC

The crew of a T72 suffer because of it's low nature, so the soviets only drafted people who are 1.6 Meters [5 foot 3 inches] or shorter to be tank crew men, if you go too far above this, the hatch on the drivers port will not close.

2019-07-28 04:50:40 UTC

1.75 is the MAX

2019-07-28 04:50:58 UTC

5 foot 9.

2019-07-28 04:51:30 UTC

Anyways, off to bed

2019-07-28 04:53:05 UTC

If you want more stories of stupid shit, let me know

2019-07-28 04:54:37 UTC

Do they have a secondary explosion that shoots down? Is that how it works?

2019-07-28 04:56:37 UTC

Oh that one, that's some variant of the TOW that is top attack, flys over and deploys down, turret roof is very thin

2019-07-28 05:04:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604901897731571732/9k.png

2019-07-28 05:05:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604902152514699265/images.png

2019-07-28 05:05:19 UTC

the convention hallway there...

2019-07-28 05:26:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604907501795672085/bxqc9cgjusc31.png

2019-07-28 05:26:47 UTC

Nice.

2019-07-28 06:03:10 UTC

i feel like i agree with this person

2019-07-28 06:03:27 UTC

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-28 06:03:35 UTC

He's a good youtuber

2019-07-28 06:26:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604922590099800076/image0-37.jpg

2019-07-28 06:49:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604928373319401473/967.jpg

2019-07-28 07:17:08 UTC

*burp* Morty

2019-07-28 07:50:06 UTC

I'M LOLLIPOP RICK-CHAN

2019-07-28 08:32:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604954364850995203/ydc1s7h.gif

2019-07-28 08:38:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604955793753899040/48525ae.jpg

2019-07-28 08:38:45 UTC

that's unironnically very well made

2019-07-28 08:38:54 UTC

I thought it was original photoes

2019-07-28 08:39:34 UTC

this place is notably quieter since they deleted those meme pages on instagram <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-07-28 08:40:50 UTC

oof

2019-07-28 08:54:32 UTC

oof

2019-07-28 09:00:59 UTC

christ

2019-07-28 09:01:17 UTC

fuckign andrei

2019-07-28 09:01:18 UTC

kek

2019-07-28 09:49:28 UTC

TRUTH HAS BEEN POSTED

2019-07-28 09:49:41 UTC

God Nigga said so

2019-07-28 09:57:26 UTC

noice

2019-07-28 10:15:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604980153059115038/uLo90IkJ.png

2019-07-28 10:27:39 UTC

fucking DS2 text reeee

2019-07-28 11:13:31 UTC

he forgot my prized watermelon

2019-07-28 11:13:39 UTC

what a faggot

2019-07-28 11:13:42 UTC

nice laugh tho

2019-07-28 11:13:51 UTC

reminds me of my slave owner dad

2019-07-28 11:17:41 UTC

wait wtf why'd it get deleted

2019-07-28 11:17:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/604995910077906964/unknown.png

2019-07-28 11:17:50 UTC

ok there

2019-07-28 11:18:00 UTC

wow a sane policy on trannies

2019-07-28 11:56:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/605005636920672302/131st_Maikop_Motor-Rifle_Brigade_In_Grozny.webm

2019-07-28 12:01:38 UTC

I recognise that song

2019-07-28 12:01:48 UTC

me too

2019-07-28 12:01:51 UTC

If these trees could talk the band

2019-07-28 12:01:57 UTC

and the song

2019-07-28 12:02:02 UTC

hold on

2019-07-28 12:03:21 UTC

woops

2019-07-28 12:04:19 UTC

there we go

2019-07-28 12:04:29 UTC

post rock is cool

2019-07-28 12:04:56 UTC

is that what this is called?

2019-07-28 12:05:00 UTC

it's fucking nice

2019-07-28 12:05:16 UTC

Baobob avenue

2019-07-28 12:05:28 UTC

In Madagascar

2019-07-28 12:05:41 UTC

what muten

2019-07-28 12:05:42 UTC

the genre?

2019-07-28 12:05:47 UTC

yeah

2019-07-28 12:05:48 UTC

yeah

2019-07-28 12:05:52 UTC

I'm shit with that and music

2019-07-28 12:06:51 UTC

yeah if these trees could talk pretty much have the best when it comes to post rock

2019-07-28 12:08:41 UTC

the genre is very niche because it's without lyrics

2019-07-28 12:09:02 UTC

it's what I would call the trance music of rock

2019-07-28 12:09:17 UTC

but even trance music has lyrics

2019-07-28 12:09:28 UTC

so I only mention that because it's meditative in nature

2019-07-28 12:09:31 UTC

so mogwai would be post rock too? I've listened to some of their stuff and some along the lines of "don't worry about the name" or something

2019-07-28 12:09:36 UTC

not sure

2019-07-28 12:09:47 UTC

let's see what the wiki has to say

2019-07-28 12:09:54 UTC

can't remember the name but they do similar stuff

2019-07-28 12:10:03 UTC

space-rock

2019-07-28 12:10:10 UTC

lol thats fun sounding

2019-07-28 12:10:15 UTC

since I like space-trance

2019-07-28 12:10:38 UTC

I like slowdive, seen people in comments call it shoegaze, but people don't like that term

2019-07-28 12:11:20 UTC
2019-07-28 12:12:23 UTC

yeah that's nice

2019-07-28 12:12:49 UTC

the song in particular from that entire compilation

2019-07-28 12:12:57 UTC

yeah

2019-07-28 12:13:00 UTC

which I find the most best describe spacetrance

2019-07-28 12:13:12 UTC

let's see space-rock

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