Leopold, Leopold you bloody genius

So you want in on the blood diamonds?

I wanna build an armored train to run along the congo and utilize radiation weaponry to fight off the cannibal tribes

(Diamonds are a notable dark streak on capitalism.)

Or we can send em a McNuke

No McNuke, I gotta wait for the Mcnuke to wear off before I go in.

7 or 8 years?

What if, and now hear me out, we mass replaced the population of South and Middle Africa with Asian and White people

Yeah, and by that time the UN would have probably put me on trial

Nuke the UN

I say we don't let the Asians in africa

Not less they are loyal to the Europeans or Americans

I want into Africa tho

If we nuke Africa they can go in all they want

If you aren't loyal to America or Europe, then I can't let in the chinese until they have a new Emperor

Ill accept the Japs if they become a Neonate

We wouldn't let commies in

Obviously

I want power to the Samurai Again in japan

I wanna see nintendo and Sony go to war with Samurai covered in advertisements in Neo-Tokyo

And possibly disrupt the Earth's biome enough to destabilize the habitability the planet... if we nuke Africa.

How about we make the African continent into a nature preserve?

I say we don't nuke africa, but we instead build a Cult and conquer africa by war and faith

The other day I found out that Tokyo is just Kyoto with replaced letters and I still haven't recovered

create a Warrior Religion in Africa and use it to take over, we must establish the Trade Federation and build a new Holy book to go with it to manipulate the 3rd world to build an arm of power and financial resources.

The Imperial Truth it is then

Wait.. isn't that Islam?

Nooo, not the Imperial truth.

Ssshhh

He wills it

I wanna use Orange Catholic Bible

by allah's grace i will take your shild and eat their heart

we form de naked commando

it's Mahayana buddhism (warrior buddhism), Catholicism, Zen, and Sunni beliefs.

https://tenor.com/view/captainphillips-barkhad-abdi-gif-4254004

Look at me... I'M THE BOTTOM NOW!

Let's just combine the most attractive parts of Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Sikhism

So... everyone else in the crew died?

And then we get Islam 2.0

there's an attractive part of Islam?

Look, we just teach people their Messiah was a reincarnating Warrior who will re-appear every so many generations and etc. to lead them on grand crusades and etc. or in times of strife

Virgins waiting for you in heaven?

Hell yeah

Nah man, we add the one thing from mormonism that's cool

Now I'm getting a Matrix vibe. @KaiserDoom

All male authority

Etc

right, 72 women screaming "What the hell are you touching me there for?!"

@Laucivol thats the thing, Mahayana buddhism believes buddha was a warrior. And he reincarnates every X years to go and bring balance to the world by war

Yeah, the 72 virgin thing sounds a bit overrated...

72 different fetishes

Do they specifically say that they are female tho

each progressively getting more degenerate

I would be sad

by the end you reach an amalgamation ready to fuck you dead

72 world of warcraft leaderboard champions

In this faith, we will incorporate the one thing of mormonism that is good

I'll take my Christian Heaven, thanks.

If you are a good warrior follower, he gives you a planet to rule over and defend as a reincarnating warlord

(And the new Heaven and Earth after the end of days.)

Mormons do that shit?

I would honestly prefer reincarnation above most things

Mormons are basically investing in afterlife bitcoin

Mormons say you get your own planet, with a heavenly harem for you and your wives, if God, Jesus, and joseph smith judge you worthy

and you are god of this planet

Bro I would be fine as a resident on one of those planets

Its the same how they believe Blacks are the angels who did not fight alongside god nor satan in the war in heaven and are that way for being neutral.

Just don't put me in an eternal afterlife

Christian haven is basically just loosing your free will

Fun thing about the afterlife.. no one survived to get there.

Mormon Mythology of how humanity came to exist is literally, you are either Black for being neutral. or one of the other races for fighting with god.

Elaborate on the fighting with God part

Ie you are an angel who fought against satan alongside god

That sounds really interesting

I like the idea of the Valhalla from Billy & Mandy

eternal deathmatch

Dude, I might actually end up a Mormon

So if you fought alongside God against satan, you are white, asian, etc.

If you played it neutral and took no sides, you're black. Welcome to africa.

If you fought with satan then you're a demon and should be in hell right now.

Eternal deathmatch would get boring eventually, though.

Laucivol, you're the warrior god of another planet. You probably don't gotta worry about enemies if you makeup your own Reincarnating warlord to do your job for you

eternal peace and want for nothing would get boring faster

I would prefer being a planetary warlord who reincarnates compared to being in a boring paradise of peace

Nah, more aimed at Jokerfaic than the warlord diety.

Reincarnation > Mormon haven > Erhernal Peace at the side of the Emperor > Islam haven > Christian haven

Fight me

Dude, in 40k your afterlife depends on belief

most people think they'll fight in the Emperor's army in the warp once they die

I ascribe to the Christian thought on the matter.. but that doesn't mean I wouldn't imagine a different one being nifty.

So imagine all the babies in the warp fighting demons. Gumming them to death or piling up in the swamps of nurgle as they vomit everywhere

I believe in the Omnissiah, but you can't expect a C'tan to create an afterlife

Nah, he just eats your ass to death

I am fine with that really

Did they update Smash or?

Dunno, but I think that starting a trade federation would be great for us to overtake the economy

"I'm not dying, I'm only just over 50%"
"Hey why is Samus blinking"

Which economy, what kind of trade federation

If it's Africa's, then yeah