Message from @Jokerfaic
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Nooo, not the Imperial truth.
Ssshhh
He wills it
I wanna use Orange Catholic Bible
by allah's grace i will take your shild and eat their heart
we form de naked commando
it's Mahayana buddhism (warrior buddhism), Catholicism, Zen, and Sunni beliefs.
Look at me... I'M THE BOTTOM NOW!
Let's just combine the most attractive parts of Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Sikhism
So... everyone else in the crew died?
And then we get Islam 2.0
there's an attractive part of Islam?
Look, we just teach people their Messiah was a reincarnating Warrior who will re-appear every so many generations and etc. to lead them on grand crusades and etc. or in times of strife
Virgins waiting for you in heaven?
Hell yeah
Nah man, we add the one thing from mormonism that's cool
Now I'm getting a Matrix vibe. @KaiserDoom
All male authority
Etc
@Laucivol thats the thing, Mahayana buddhism believes buddha was a warrior. And he reincarnates every X years to go and bring balance to the world by war
Yeah, the 72 virgin thing sounds a bit overrated...
72 different fetishes
Do they specifically say that they are female tho
each progressively getting more degenerate
I would be sad
by the end you reach an amalgamation ready to fuck you dead
72 world of warcraft leaderboard champions
In this faith, we will incorporate the one thing of mormonism that is good
I'll take my Christian Heaven, thanks.
If you are a good warrior follower, he gives you a planet to rule over and defend as a reincarnating warlord
(And the new Heaven and Earth after the end of days.)
Mormons do that shit?
I would honestly prefer reincarnation above most things
Mormons are basically investing in afterlife bitcoin
Mormons say you get your own planet, with a heavenly harem for you and your wives, if God, Jesus, and joseph smith judge you worthy
and you are god of this planet
Bro I would be fine as a resident on one of those planets
Its the same how they believe Blacks are the angels who did not fight alongside god nor satan in the war in heaven and are that way for being neutral.
Just don't put me in an eternal afterlife