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>implying the DM is stupid enough to allow it

What in the goddamn

Mighta permitted it for the lulz.. not all games are srs.

What do you seduce on a door tho

I would understand a door seducing you

we seduce the demonic talking door, french kissing the lock until it comes unlatched.

But the other way...

look, the door can't seduce us

I mean

It could seduce me

Its like, I played a game once where a DM had a Siren attempt to seduce me and I passed my will roll with a crit success.

I ate fish that day

Imagine creating a dungeon with the only traps being highly seductive lifeless objects

@Connor pearson all i did was kill the siren and eat it

@ryvergate dead fembois?

I mean

It was to @ryvergate

I think he means like, trap golems with a vice inside the body to latch on and keep you stuck there

@Connor pearson Well, tag them and public chat, dipshit :^ )

that way the other monsters can kill you

Let’s not exclude either option

Nah son, I meant like a really fucking hot looking bookshelf

@Jack of Trades why don’t you die you fucking nigger <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Or a crazy attractive lamp

@Connor pearson Why don't you suck start a .45 friend?

A big titty book shelf that reads to you?

@Jack of Trades No u

Nigger

I might just draw that @KaiserDoom

@KaiserDoom But all the books are picture books, with explosive runes in side it

That sounds amazing

When you said "ate fish" I thought you were using a euphemism. XD @KaiserDoom

I draw too, albiet I don't draw a whole lot lately and i've been writing instead.

Also, Laucivol, that GM basically had every monster be female, everyone but me was female, and I was the lone human fighter with a Greatsword and a whip. I wore Mithril plate.

So yes, I killed everything I could succeed a will roll against. And I invested alot in will-bonuses until I got the advantage to ignore seduction entirely

Why does that mention of a whip make it 200% more sexual

My Whip did Fire, Holy, and Electric damage

Kinky

(Don't hate the player, hate the game)

Tbh, I didn't even know what the game was about when I played it. He called it "Monster Girl Quest" and i didn't know what it was until like 2 months after it ended from my consistant "Kill or be seduced" policy as a Chaste knight.

Jesus christ what a degenerate :^ )

@Jack of Trades I'll take that as a compliment

Could be worse though, it could be like how I played Dark Heresy as an assassin in an Armored body glove. Which can be summarized as an Armored Gimp suit, while armed with a silent sniper rifle and sword.

You referring to the 40k tabletop?

Yeah, 40k PnP for that one.

That's the one

the fuckers who made discordgg.ga are planning something for July 27th. Don't click any links and maybe don't even log in to discord on that day.
https://twitter.com/takedowntown2/status/1151555787216564225?s=19

I played a Feral World Psyker

So I ran him like a shaman kinda

I use the Body Glove and Chameleoline coating on my gear. So i can gain +40 stealth bonus

I was asked to tell an aristocrats fortune, so I rolled some bones an said "Your fortune will come when the Moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars"

:^ )

Oh, another game I did was I played a DUNE campaign.

I am not so sure about the 7th house, but Mars aligning with Jupiter does sound like tratior Tech priests to me

freaking out and not logging into discord is a brainlet tier reaction and is probably what they want you to do

I remember I also had a GM ragequit deathwatch

Hmm?

It's 40k but as spacemarines. I made a Librarian blood angel. I rolled my basic stats (before adding the chapter mods) and i got between 43-50 on my stats. Near perfect

then I rolled my armor, my armor was a MK 4 suit and I got the best armor histories ever. I got +20 to strength bonus from my Armor history as it said "Strength bonus" rather than strength in rites of battle. Then my armor gave +20 charisma by default (25 if i wore no helm), I got +10 agility from corvus legs armor history, and +1 fear factor as my armor is always covered in blood and it never comes off.

So at the start i'm a psyker with 50 strength, (30 strength bonus), 53 Agility, and 75 charisma without a helm.

I feel like getting charisma and fear at once is kinda contradictory

the Armor by default gives Charisma bonus

the older the armor, the more charisma

But it's covered in blood

then my armor adds +20 to strength for default. So my strength in armor is 70, with a SB of 5*

whoops, forgot you don't do 10s

so I add +7 to all attacks in melee damage

which is doubled for being a marine

If som 7 feet tall guy in full body suit stands before me, covered in blood, my first thought isn't exactly going to be "oh, what a sympathetic fellow"

Then you're a heretic.

And will be purged.

The Omnissiah protects

so I got +14 to all attacks, and I add my Psy bonus for being a psyker which is 2. I got +16 with a force sword. Its perfect

So i go the whole game, never using psychic powers without the Chaplain telling me to use them

Then I gained artificer armor 2 months in, got another +10 to agility, and 2 more armor histories. Which got me a Mk 3 helmet, and a modified MK 4 chest piece with an Iron collar. The helmet gives an additional +5 charisma.

Though RL me is far closer to a Tech Priest than a Space Marine...

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Wouldn't an older helmet by default have worse defensive stats tho

The part where the DM rage quits, is the last time I use psyionic powers was when I already hit fear rating 4 and I use "VORTEX OF DOOM" which lets you insta-kill anything that fails an agility role by this black-hole you opened for 1 round.

Erm.. the equipment is maintained spectacularly..

the Older Helmet did lower Defense but give more charisma and my Iron Collar can deflect headshots to the torso on a roll of 1d10 (5 or less it goes to the chest)

all MK 3 gear is basically the same as wearing MK 2 but better armor on the front vs back.

Nah, I meant, as in its an older model, it has less features etc @Laucivol

It lowered my perception bonus for "Auto-senses" and it has less armor, like 1 pt less of armor.

Fair nough

Oh, that doesn't make all that much sense to me.. as 40k did have a dark age.. though that depends on how old we're speaking. Though, I know the setting.. not the system.

But becoming artificer armor it becomes 12 DR all around.

Since there have more been ten thousand years since the Horus Heresy

I imagine quite a lot changed armour wise

Especially around Mk 1 and 2

Mechanics wise, in lore, mk 4 is the best armor of all the armors as it's the height of technology. In the PnP system it does have slightly less DR than mk7 but it has the best Life support, better perception, etc.

so its got 1 point of armor less than mk 7 all around, but its got everything else as better rule wise

if you are suicidal and wear mk 1 you got the weakest armor but a +30 to charisma with everyone around you

See I don't get this

I saw mk 1 space marine designs

The Older the Armor, the more respect you got.

They are not something I would call beautiful