Message from @Laucivol
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Mormons are basically investing in afterlife bitcoin
Mormons say you get your own planet, with a heavenly harem for you and your wives, if God, Jesus, and joseph smith judge you worthy
and you are god of this planet
Bro I would be fine as a resident on one of those planets
Its the same how they believe Blacks are the angels who did not fight alongside god nor satan in the war in heaven and are that way for being neutral.
Just don't put me in an eternal afterlife
Christian haven is basically just loosing your free will
Fun thing about the afterlife.. no one survived to get there.
Mormon Mythology of how humanity came to exist is literally, you are either Black for being neutral. or one of the other races for fighting with god.
Elaborate on the fighting with God part
Ie you are an angel who fought against satan alongside god
That sounds really interesting
I like the idea of the Valhalla from Billy & Mandy
eternal deathmatch
Dude, I might actually end up a Mormon
So if you fought alongside God against satan, you are white, asian, etc.
If you played it neutral and took no sides, you're black. Welcome to africa.
If you fought with satan then you're a demon and should be in hell right now.
Eternal deathmatch would get boring eventually, though.
Laucivol, you're the warrior god of another planet. You probably don't gotta worry about enemies if you makeup your own Reincarnating warlord to do your job for you
eternal peace and want for nothing would get boring faster
I would prefer being a planetary warlord who reincarnates compared to being in a boring paradise of peace
Reincarnation > Mormon haven > Erhernal Peace at the side of the Emperor > Islam haven > Christian haven
Fight me
Dude, in 40k your afterlife depends on belief
most people think they'll fight in the Emperor's army in the warp once they die
I ascribe to the Christian thought on the matter.. but that doesn't mean I wouldn't imagine a different one being nifty.
So imagine all the babies in the warp fighting demons. Gumming them to death or piling up in the swamps of nurgle as they vomit everywhere
I believe in the Omnissiah, but you can't expect a C'tan to create an afterlife
Nah, he just eats your ass to death
I am fine with that really
Did they update Smash or?
Dunno, but I think that starting a trade federation would be great for us to overtake the economy
"I'm not dying, I'm only just over 50%"
"Hey why is Samus blinking"
Which economy, what kind of trade federation
If it's Africa's, then yeah
>implying the DM is stupid enough to allow it
What in the goddamn