Dude, I might actually end up a Mormon

So if you fought alongside God against satan, you are white, asian, etc.

If you played it neutral and took no sides, you're black. Welcome to africa.

If you fought with satan then you're a demon and should be in hell right now.

Eternal deathmatch would get boring eventually, though.

Laucivol, you're the warrior god of another planet. You probably don't gotta worry about enemies if you makeup your own Reincarnating warlord to do your job for you

eternal peace and want for nothing would get boring faster

I would prefer being a planetary warlord who reincarnates compared to being in a boring paradise of peace

Nah, more aimed at Jokerfaic than the warlord diety.

Reincarnation > Mormon haven > Erhernal Peace at the side of the Emperor > Islam haven > Christian haven

Fight me

Dude, in 40k your afterlife depends on belief

most people think they'll fight in the Emperor's army in the warp once they die

I ascribe to the Christian thought on the matter.. but that doesn't mean I wouldn't imagine a different one being nifty.

So imagine all the babies in the warp fighting demons. Gumming them to death or piling up in the swamps of nurgle as they vomit everywhere

I believe in the Omnissiah, but you can't expect a C'tan to create an afterlife

Nah, he just eats your ass to death

I am fine with that really

Did they update Smash or?

Dunno, but I think that starting a trade federation would be great for us to overtake the economy

"I'm not dying, I'm only just over 50%"
"Hey why is Samus blinking"

Which economy, what kind of trade federation

If it's Africa's, then yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368317981681385472/601173565064216577/40684814_265048517459924_8745070958215168000_n.png

>implying the DM is stupid enough to allow it

What in the goddamn

Mighta permitted it for the lulz.. not all games are srs.

What do you seduce on a door tho

I would understand a door seducing you

we seduce the demonic talking door, french kissing the lock until it comes unlatched.

But the other way...

look, the door can't seduce us

I mean

It could seduce me

Its like, I played a game once where a DM had a Siren attempt to seduce me and I passed my will roll with a crit success.

I ate fish that day

Imagine creating a dungeon with the only traps being highly seductive lifeless objects

@Connor pearson all i did was kill the siren and eat it

@ryvergate dead fembois?