there's an attractive part of Islam?

Look, we just teach people their Messiah was a reincarnating Warrior who will re-appear every so many generations and etc. to lead them on grand crusades and etc. or in times of strife

Virgins waiting for you in heaven?

Hell yeah

Nah man, we add the one thing from mormonism that's cool

Now I'm getting a Matrix vibe. @KaiserDoom

All male authority

Etc

right, 72 women screaming "What the hell are you touching me there for?!"

@Laucivol thats the thing, Mahayana buddhism believes buddha was a warrior. And he reincarnates every X years to go and bring balance to the world by war

Yeah, the 72 virgin thing sounds a bit overrated...

72 different fetishes

Do they specifically say that they are female tho

each progressively getting more degenerate

I would be sad

by the end you reach an amalgamation ready to fuck you dead

72 world of warcraft leaderboard champions

In this faith, we will incorporate the one thing of mormonism that is good

I'll take my Christian Heaven, thanks.

If you are a good warrior follower, he gives you a planet to rule over and defend as a reincarnating warlord

(And the new Heaven and Earth after the end of days.)

Mormons do that shit?

I would honestly prefer reincarnation above most things

Mormons are basically investing in afterlife bitcoin

Mormons say you get your own planet, with a heavenly harem for you and your wives, if God, Jesus, and joseph smith judge you worthy

and you are god of this planet

Bro I would be fine as a resident on one of those planets

Its the same how they believe Blacks are the angels who did not fight alongside god nor satan in the war in heaven and are that way for being neutral.

Just don't put me in an eternal afterlife

Christian haven is basically just loosing your free will

Fun thing about the afterlife.. no one survived to get there.

Mormon Mythology of how humanity came to exist is literally, you are either Black for being neutral. or one of the other races for fighting with god.

Elaborate on the fighting with God part

Ie you are an angel who fought against satan alongside god

That sounds really interesting

I like the idea of the Valhalla from Billy & Mandy

eternal deathmatch

Dude, I might actually end up a Mormon

So if you fought alongside God against satan, you are white, asian, etc.

If you played it neutral and took no sides, you're black. Welcome to africa.

If you fought with satan then you're a demon and should be in hell right now.

Eternal deathmatch would get boring eventually, though.

Laucivol, you're the warrior god of another planet. You probably don't gotta worry about enemies if you makeup your own Reincarnating warlord to do your job for you