Message from @KaiserDoom

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2019-07-18 01:40:43 UTC  

I say we don't let the Asians in africa

2019-07-18 01:40:52 UTC  

Not less they are loyal to the Europeans or Americans

2019-07-18 01:40:54 UTC  

I want into Africa tho

2019-07-18 01:41:00 UTC  

If we nuke Africa they can go in all they want

2019-07-18 01:41:13 UTC  

If you aren't loyal to America or Europe, then I can't let in the chinese until they have a new Emperor

2019-07-18 01:41:20 UTC  

Ill accept the Japs if they become a Neonate

2019-07-18 01:41:26 UTC  

We wouldn't let commies in

2019-07-18 01:41:29 UTC  

Obviously

2019-07-18 01:41:33 UTC  

I want power to the Samurai Again in japan

2019-07-18 01:41:53 UTC  

I wanna see nintendo and Sony go to war with Samurai covered in advertisements in Neo-Tokyo

2019-07-18 01:42:07 UTC  

And possibly disrupt the Earth's biome enough to destabilize the habitability the planet... if we nuke Africa.

2019-07-18 01:42:32 UTC  

How about we make the African continent into a nature preserve?

2019-07-18 01:42:45 UTC  

I say we don't nuke africa, but we instead build a Cult and conquer africa by war and faith

2019-07-18 01:42:47 UTC  

The other day I found out that Tokyo is just Kyoto with replaced letters and I still haven't recovered

2019-07-18 01:43:43 UTC  

create a Warrior Religion in Africa and use it to take over, we must establish the Trade Federation and build a new Holy book to go with it to manipulate the 3rd world to build an arm of power and financial resources.

2019-07-18 01:44:00 UTC  

The Imperial Truth it is then

2019-07-18 01:44:06 UTC  

Wait.. isn't that Islam?

2019-07-18 01:44:10 UTC  

Nooo, not the Imperial truth.

2019-07-18 01:44:16 UTC  

Ssshhh

2019-07-18 01:44:20 UTC  

He wills it

2019-07-18 01:44:20 UTC  

I wanna use Orange Catholic Bible

2019-07-18 01:44:30 UTC  

by allah's grace i will take your shild and eat their heart

2019-07-18 01:44:41 UTC  

we form de naked commando

2019-07-18 01:44:47 UTC  

it's Mahayana buddhism (warrior buddhism), Catholicism, Zen, and Sunni beliefs.

2019-07-18 01:45:11 UTC  

Look at me... I'M THE BOTTOM NOW!

2019-07-18 01:45:21 UTC  

Let's just combine the most attractive parts of Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and Sikhism

2019-07-18 01:45:26 UTC  

So... everyone else in the crew died?

2019-07-18 01:45:34 UTC  

And then we get Islam 2.0

2019-07-18 01:45:50 UTC  

there's an attractive part of Islam?

2019-07-18 01:45:53 UTC  

Look, we just teach people their Messiah was a reincarnating Warrior who will re-appear every so many generations and etc. to lead them on grand crusades and etc. or in times of strife

2019-07-18 01:46:04 UTC  

Virgins waiting for you in heaven?

2019-07-18 01:46:07 UTC  

Hell yeah

2019-07-18 01:46:16 UTC  

Nah man, we add the one thing from mormonism that's cool

2019-07-18 01:46:16 UTC  

Now I'm getting a Matrix vibe. @KaiserDoom

2019-07-18 01:46:16 UTC  

All male authority

2019-07-18 01:46:22 UTC  

Etc

2019-07-18 01:46:36 UTC  

right, 72 women screaming "What the hell are you touching me there for?!"

2019-07-18 01:46:54 UTC  

@Laucivol thats the thing, Mahayana buddhism believes buddha was a warrior. And he reincarnates every X years to go and bring balance to the world by war

2019-07-18 01:46:54 UTC  

Yeah, the 72 virgin thing sounds a bit overrated...

2019-07-18 01:46:57 UTC  

72 different fetishes