If it's Africa's, then yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368317981681385472/601173565064216577/40684814_265048517459924_8745070958215168000_n.png

>implying the DM is stupid enough to allow it

What in the goddamn

Mighta permitted it for the lulz.. not all games are srs.

What do you seduce on a door tho

I would understand a door seducing you

we seduce the demonic talking door, french kissing the lock until it comes unlatched.

But the other way...

look, the door can't seduce us

I mean

It could seduce me

Its like, I played a game once where a DM had a Siren attempt to seduce me and I passed my will roll with a crit success.

I ate fish that day

Imagine creating a dungeon with the only traps being highly seductive lifeless objects

@Connor pearson all i did was kill the siren and eat it

@ryvergate dead fembois?

I mean

It was to @ryvergate

I think he means like, trap golems with a vice inside the body to latch on and keep you stuck there

@Connor pearson Well, tag them and public chat, dipshit :^ )

that way the other monsters can kill you

Let’s not exclude either option

Nah son, I meant like a really fucking hot looking bookshelf

@Jack of Trades why don’t you die you fucking nigger <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Or a crazy attractive lamp

@Connor pearson Why don't you suck start a .45 friend?

A big titty book shelf that reads to you?

@Jack of Trades No u

Nigger

I might just draw that @KaiserDoom

@KaiserDoom But all the books are picture books, with explosive runes in side it

That sounds amazing

When you said "ate fish" I thought you were using a euphemism. XD @KaiserDoom

I draw too, albiet I don't draw a whole lot lately and i've been writing instead.

Also, Laucivol, that GM basically had every monster be female, everyone but me was female, and I was the lone human fighter with a Greatsword and a whip. I wore Mithril plate.

So yes, I killed everything I could succeed a will roll against. And I invested alot in will-bonuses until I got the advantage to ignore seduction entirely

Why does that mention of a whip make it 200% more sexual

My Whip did Fire, Holy, and Electric damage