Its like, I played a game once where a DM had a Siren attempt to seduce me and I passed my will roll with a crit success.

I ate fish that day

Imagine creating a dungeon with the only traps being highly seductive lifeless objects

@Connor pearson all i did was kill the siren and eat it

@ryvergate dead fembois?

I mean

It was to @ryvergate

I think he means like, trap golems with a vice inside the body to latch on and keep you stuck there

@Connor pearson Well, tag them and public chat, dipshit :^ )

that way the other monsters can kill you

Let’s not exclude either option

Nah son, I meant like a really fucking hot looking bookshelf

@Jack of Trades why don’t you die you fucking nigger <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Or a crazy attractive lamp

@Connor pearson Why don't you suck start a .45 friend?

A big titty book shelf that reads to you?

@Jack of Trades No u

Nigger

I might just draw that @KaiserDoom

@KaiserDoom But all the books are picture books, with explosive runes in side it

That sounds amazing

When you said "ate fish" I thought you were using a euphemism. XD @KaiserDoom

I draw too, albiet I don't draw a whole lot lately and i've been writing instead.

Also, Laucivol, that GM basically had every monster be female, everyone but me was female, and I was the lone human fighter with a Greatsword and a whip. I wore Mithril plate.

So yes, I killed everything I could succeed a will roll against. And I invested alot in will-bonuses until I got the advantage to ignore seduction entirely

Why does that mention of a whip make it 200% more sexual

My Whip did Fire, Holy, and Electric damage

Kinky

(Don't hate the player, hate the game)

Tbh, I didn't even know what the game was about when I played it. He called it "Monster Girl Quest" and i didn't know what it was until like 2 months after it ended from my consistant "Kill or be seduced" policy as a Chaste knight.

Jesus christ what a degenerate :^ )

@Jack of Trades I'll take that as a compliment

Could be worse though, it could be like how I played Dark Heresy as an assassin in an Armored body glove. Which can be summarized as an Armored Gimp suit, while armed with a silent sniper rifle and sword.

You referring to the 40k tabletop?

Yeah, 40k PnP for that one.

That's the one

the fuckers who made discordgg.ga are planning something for July 27th. Don't click any links and maybe don't even log in to discord on that day.
https://twitter.com/takedowntown2/status/1151555787216564225?s=19

I played a Feral World Psyker

So I ran him like a shaman kinda