soda is pretty meh imo

Adopting kids is pretty shit

RedLetterMedia shits all over Disney/Star Wars. I love it.

@livid_scrooge
```css
>ginger ale
```
nice boomer juice

You're better off with a surrogate

Redlettermedia is great

Rich's Laugh is fucking amazing

>the leaf will never revel in the sweet nectar of vernors

Wait wait wait. Are those human hands ?

Why live?

Y

You just gave us proof you are not a pony

You’re done kiddo

Lol

Shut the fuck up danny @NinjaQuick

Screenshotted and logged

And it’s not even my hand

Evidence

I don’t have hands

EVIDENCE

What kinda fuggin wejedo has ponies as their desktop

❎ not fucked
✅ fucked

Evidence you can’t deny

Ladies and gentlemen.

We got em

Iof

@Lucienne d'Anwyl You've never seen my computer

negative_squared_cross_mark not fucked
white_check_mark fucked

Shoulda worn the hood gloves bud

negative_squared_cross_mark not fucked
white_check_mark fucked

I have not no jack

Mfw I'm offered another Xanax

Is it covered in ponies

Guys

@livid_scrooge in a nutshell

Image is fabricated I never even posted it

My toy broke up with her bf and now she's moving in with us.

Hype? Not hype?

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Hey, don't fucking bully my best friend @livid_scrooge

My desktop wallpaper

Hahaha

Hahahhahababa

Hahahhabahababhabababahababahahhahahahahaha

Huehue

@Jack of Trades no

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck That's it, we're breaking up

Thanks for standing up for me you’re on the right side of history

Jajajaja

@Jack of Trades Cool

From this day forward I am no longer dating @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Cool

Shun him

That's so l'mao

Items plx

Br?

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck I'm coming over to get my Bad Dragon dildo collection

I expect them to be properly washed and oiled by the time I arrive

I am not bulli

I am calling someone on their delusion

@Jack of Trades Livid stole them

livid burned them

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck DOn't try to lie to me

livid is not gay

What have I done

@livid_scrooge https://gyazo.com/4d42437ffc7474208016967e66122363

Ok.......

Enough

@livid_scrooge can you confirm this to be true?

I need to cool off

@livid_scrooge Come over and sit in my lap and I"ll rub your back

https://tenor.com/view/reeeeee-pressing-gif-14051765

(And your dick)

lewd jack

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Damn it, I kind of want one of those now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAc8lybxDv0

Why don't you, a mechanic who has nver flown a plane, try landing your aircraft

watching this movie with steve buscemi .... he has a MAGA hat on that says "keep america white again" instead... that doesnt even make sense 😛

That’s so cursed @Uksio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck what is this I see? Fake screenshots?

Two of em are

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

AFAIK

the 2nd one isn't, from the looks of it'

Barely came in and already seeing fake news

but it's okay, I've got autistic friends 🤗

Smh

Either way

you say fake news

but i saw these comments

these eyes do not lie

what has been seen cannot be unseen

I'm in my trade school right now

https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/1200/3a18f398b864e367019c58f97affa8b9-png.jpg
https://gyazo.com/fd81bba25bbbf5f0227a200d9e46be4d
https://imgur.com/a/QbEYNHr
https://imgur.com/a/IDE4q50
cool

Messing with the teach pendant for an industrial robot arm

am going to be sick

And it made me think about scenes in movies where hostages have bombs around them

And some guy has a dead man switch detonator

dog fucker

What happens if that guy just gets distracted for a second and lets it slip?

Cause like

I was watching the robot move and lost my grip for a moment

What if the detonator guy loses grip for moment and its just "boom"

Woops

Sorry guys... I got a little distracted

"WTF JARED 40 PEOPLE ARE DEAD"
"SORRY MAN"

<:FeelTheBarn:591276979844808734>

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>

and a dead man switch makes your hand start to ache in a little bit like

Its not very easy to hold down for a long time

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Spook is the most woke left winger I've ever met

Beer 5

With a little magic added

>Corona

I took 6 beers from work

Why are you drinking piss water?

Cause it was free

fair

Can't complain at that then tbh

>it was free

Prolly is literal pisswater then

I just take beers from work when I go in on weekends.

There is no such thing as free, socialist...
dab

>Theft

kek

Not theft

Beer is literally for people working after hours.

Or on weekends.

Beer and weekend catering

That place doesn't sound very capitalist

>Free stuff for staff?

<:WhatThe:543598290936004638>

Unlimited pto

As well

The whole company is super chill, like almost no stress at all, people can balance life and work and I dunno, love Seattle startup culture.

Oh

But the original? When are we getting together with you in bed yet to get the kids together with her for the day I have off the rails for you and I to go back in the house so I cut the file so I cut my hair in my bio lmao and I don't know if it is ok or not I can do it was the first time I saw him at the station is the left of my phone data and the old queen of my heart I know you have a busy schedule but I'm not going on any u want me with a good friend 😉😔

Yeah it's not a capitalist company

Enjoy Socialism while you can

I've heard of unlimited breadsticks, unlimited chips & salsa, and even unlimited...whatever that thing in Chinese Resturaunts is (that's fried and is kinda like a cracker), but unlimited beer? damn, son...

You could have this all through your country

Capitalism is a good time to come by and see you soon what time are you coming home tonight or staying home with you and my friend 😉 I will have the rest I will be at the station is that goos you

'startup' is code for 'venture capital trap'

@King Canuck nice copypasta

Bees are the same as you know we have a few more things on my own for dinner yet lol the time I got it and it is ok with the two of you can come over and watch a movie was good for you to be here at home and then 😊😊😁😁 just got the message that I was

Literally fueled by capitalism

We've cornered a huge part of the market.

Dead in my arms 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😂😂💔😭💔💔😭💔💔💔😭

You need to be broken up

Monopoly.

When you get home can be there in a few minutes and I will get it to you by the way for the day so I can get the money from my bank account but I don't know what I would do with it but it is ok with me but you can come to the office 😊😉😁 just boring it up to

hehehe

Sure all. 50 of us.

49 too many

.50 of us?

What's your business name? I need to report it for being a monopoly.

I want that shit broken up RIGHT NOW

It's insane, we're 50 peeps and bring in like 15 million per month.

Me and the boys are gonna eat and drink that place dry

And geez government contracts are crazy lucrative.

`It's insane, we're 50 peeps and bring in like 15 million per month.`
Fucking hell, you really eat that much?

god, this is such obvious trolling

I love it

Well the crazy bit is we reinvest loads of it into infrastructure, so our models are exponentially more complete as money rolls in.

Basically printing money at this point.

Peak capitalism.

capitalism

Good

So far the most annoying client has been a film and entertainment giant.

Required fully air gapped systems

So all the engineers had to get second workstation, and we needed to add double server capacity.

And all the shit is done on usb drives provided by the client.

okie newscientist https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1168608378668670977?s=20

New scientist is a meme

@NinjaQuick nice

Yeah, meanwhile national security / surveillance shit is fully networked no problem.

I'm so fucking drunk.

This but unironically

So apparently canonically power girl's chest is a 40-H size

that's hilariously ridiculous

What

he said "So apparently canonically power girl's chest is a 40-H size
that's hilariously ridiculous"

power girl being the supergirl who's got the giant boob window

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.comicvine.com%2Fuploads%2Foriginal%2F8%2F80111%2F5631020-6.png&f=1

What

I can't find a good panel of her

She's the alt universe version of supergirl, who's about a decade older than supergirl

Does she have a dick?

probably not

but there are repeat implications of some kind of chest surgery

Then I already hear autistic sjw screeching.

lmao

https://youtu.be/ykDsmAqExH8

she's been around since like

the 70s

and the one time they recently tried to undo the boob window people got mad

cause the boob window is like...her signature costume element lmao

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.hubimg.com%2Fu%2F7286986_f260.jpg&f=1

outfit's not bad but it's not her

@King Canuck this good enough?

that's a clear enough depiction yeah

that was alwys her outfit, through several reboots

There's one panel of supergirl x-raying her and talking about "weird plastics"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/208652913768136704/618170409732407306/iu.png

However this would've meant that power girl was extra enough to hire a plastic surgeon to use kryptonite plastic surgery impliments to do boob surgery on her

and that's kinda hilarious to me

Good product.

Well I'm sure lex Luther wanted to fuck a girl with bigger tiddies

*Lex Luthor

oof, freudian slip

Lox lither

Rule 63 Lex Luthor would just be Lex Luthot TBH

Oops Faustian slip

And as for the boob window

```The current story behind it is kind of sad - she could not think of a symbol, so she left it blank and never filled it and is actually undergoing a minor identity crisis as she tries to figure out where she fits in the world.

Though not all reasons have been as poignant, they are all intentional and rational. Previously, one of her explanations was that the window gave a clear indication of who and what she was: Strong, feminine and yes, big-breasted.

If people were overly preoccupied or distracted by the last part that was their problem, not hers, she would not be bound by what they thought of her.```

ALSO it makes a good distraction

あなたわ大馬鹿野郎。

now thats a strong female character\

おまんこ

おちんちん

She always has been @Αγωνιζῆς

as far as I can tell she's been a classic example of an actually feminist hero

一人えっち

a female badass that's fully capable of keeping up with the male heroes, and more than once took over for superman while he was off doing other things

while not sacrificing feminimity

そふ

**I DON'T SPEAK HENTAI**

When can Lex Luthor be played by Jeff Bezos SMDH

That'd be funny

@NinjaQuick STOP SPEAKING RICE