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im a manlet

@Nevis I'd say below 5'9.

probably

then yes

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun nah, gays is just another mental disease to wipe out.

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haha i'm 5'5

Rip
Put me in there, then

5'5" as well

epic

5'5 is mega cute.

Short

Gnomes

The first to wipe out would be the trannies @KyonJ

5'5 here aswell

aww thanks @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

<:monkaS:564833962200137729> @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun how do you know how big my dick is?

>tfw 6'2 :3

tol

@Dragonlance Agreed, they disgust me the most

Ben Shapiro is 5' 4" or 3", I think

I had my growth spurt way too early

6' by 15

Wait no, I converted centimeters to retard units wrong last time. Im 5'10", not 5'9"

Kyon

the only uncute thing about men is

Is 5'6" <:why:462286147473637407>

Id glady wear a pink patch

Just for you~

There is literally no hair on my body from the neck down.

i have hair all over my body, i can't get it off <:why:462286147473637407>

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exactly

I take VERY good care of that.

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun As it should have been evolutionarily already

The fck one needs buttcrack hairs fo?

I love my neighbors

the only thing I activley shave is my pathetic facial hair lmao

That's retarded. Evolution your retarded

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) same

My dad can't grow anything, but I could grow a full beard.

Only veterans and roof koreans in my neighborhood

And you decided to go full estro <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

I could grow something, though I am not interested in doing so

I’m 6’3” geez

Just dont chop your dick off mate, you dont want to end up in the big 40

What can I say

if I'd let my facial hair grow id have a moustache and some hair on my cheek bones which would look retarded so i shave it

@burgermeistermeisterburger bone cancer

**They call me chipper because I'm a straight wood pulveriser**

Tfw you laught at tiny manlets

I can grow a beard, but it maily grows in a shape of gordon freeman goatee

pulverise my wood

Gordan freeman was a chad tho @Uksio

You want someone to kick you in the nethers?

ME

I only want to keep my head hair and sideburns, everything else can be shaved off

I wear long sleeves all the time to hide the body hair

I would get rid of all hairs and get me a plastic skin

But alas

Who needs skin

@KyonJ wat

*my mechadendrites agree*

Ah, a transhumanist.

The flesh is weak.

Most humans have trace amounts of plastic in them

And all that.

@burgermeistermeisterburger nani?

I'm 5'4. It's only because a classmate tried to steal my bike when I was 12 and cracked a couple of my vertebrae with a sign post.

Nani?

I look like a fucking hobbit no lie.

who needs skin when you can have bionetics

awww

Owch

All my hair can go

@KyonJ bone cancer?

FOXE

CUTE

It is.
But even being transhumanist I realise that merging biological gene-engineering with nanomachine structures would be the best way to go about it

Pet it

Foxer boi

I hate furries

Foxes are a pain the ass animal tho to have as a pet

Chad ruskie

@Dragonlance domesticated ones are getting better

<a:rooWhiney:463842785347371018>

I miss my dogs now!

btw i'm finding a good place for all of us to meetup in case of the boogaloo, somewhere in the mountians

Which boogaloo

True but the digging and shit would be hard

@Shortline614 I am serious I better be getting that address.

To breed out

the mods make me look straight

I miss my dog too

Lul

I miss my pet schnauzer

That was the most dog-like cat we ever had

Such a loyal dog

My dog is 1 year and 74 pounds

He fetch. He neow-barked. He guarded the perimeter.

What are the chances of him gain 100 more by the time he is 3?

My siamese cat is so dog cat like

You can guess he was raised by an actual dog and took some learnin

Its hilarious

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long dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHDxJ_JWzY

boye

I watched those cheetah vids

Its interesting their family dynamics

they are super cute

foxes are overgrown rats
change my mind

Owl eyes are inside their ear lobes

alwol

how are owls so cute and yet so spooky

you heard them screeching owls at night?

Owl's ear canals are located right next to the eyes

And those "satellite dishes" around the eyes are the outer ears

Ear-lobes

Also they are asymmetrical for better sound-location

owls are cute

foxes are cuter

Aliens

cute time is over post spooks

Owls are all fluff

fox gorl gf when?

And they are not afraid to ultrafluff at a banan

So much fluff

Cartoonish legs

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me

fluffy nat

:3

hey

i've realized something

i have a lot of hair, maybe that means i'm just fluffy

That means you're a bear, Harry

Angery owel

owls do a great condescending grampa face

who needs a hunting rifle when you have attack owl

Owls are lidar-sonars of the nature
They have directional high-resolution sight with directional 3D hearing
And all that is fixed on their head, so they have to rotate their necks 330° around to point their senses at something

that's fuckin cool

Meanwhile Ukraine

what a cute couple

so romantic

aww

🥰

cute

Bernie got hospitalized again

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Feel the Burnout Sanders

XD

I cant believe i actually voted for him in the 2016 missouri primaries (before the 2016 election awakening)

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we all make mistakes

i never understood the islam pig thing

https://tenor.com/view/based-and-redpilled-gif-13968252

pork is 'unclean' in Abrahamic religion

Jews also aren't supposed to eat pork

But they do

Because I saw kosher pork many times

some are more lenient than others I suppose

I'd guess it's just a few Jewish sects that still follow all the old law religiously

No, only the purist hasidic jews don't

The rest are leaning on the loophole in the description which makes pork kosher in certain circumstances

As in to say they don't really care and eat it anyway while pretending to follow scripture <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Pfff lol

I believe it

It's the jews. Loopholes are the most erotic things to them

For better or worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387005670332825611/659789875624673298/Christ27sGraveNotice.png

they literally made a switch that is "kosher" to avoid that "don't work on sabbath" rule

Which is stupid on so many levels

@nobuyuki Huh, Christ is well travelled too. Who would have thunk

I kept waiting for the punchline on that kosher switch

My eyes desperately searched for "Apr 1" in the description

But it's indiegogo

It's real

That is the most advanced loophole finding I've ever seen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295748963221372928/659503923765182514/2019-12-25_14_14_23.png

@dizzy IKR

Imagine "kosher switch" over the nuclear launch button

"It was not me who launched the nukes, it was but a random chance" <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

yes

how about a kosher firearm trigger

I didn't kill him your honor, I merely started a chain of random events that unfortunately led to the man's death

🤡

perhaps

i watched the mandalorian yesterday because my brother in law put it on.. it was actually good.... it's the first star wars thing i've ever enjoyed

Even the Original Trilogy?

yeah, it hate it, it's cringe

I really want to see that but I don't wanna pay Disney

pirate it

I shall have to sail the high seas then

yes do it

disney didn't even fucking release disney+ in the UK/EU

FUCK the mouse

he's a cUNT

Wait

they didn't?

nope