@burgermeistermeisterburger bone cancer

**They call me chipper because I'm a straight wood pulveriser**

Tfw you laught at tiny manlets

I can grow a beard, but it maily grows in a shape of gordon freeman goatee

pulverise my wood

Gordan freeman was a chad tho @Uksio

You want someone to kick you in the nethers?

ME

I only want to keep my head hair and sideburns, everything else can be shaved off

I wear long sleeves all the time to hide the body hair

I would get rid of all hairs and get me a plastic skin

But alas

Who needs skin

@KyonJ wat

*my mechadendrites agree*

Ah, a transhumanist.

The flesh is weak.

Most humans have trace amounts of plastic in them

And all that.

@burgermeistermeisterburger nani?

I'm 5'4. It's only because a classmate tried to steal my bike when I was 12 and cracked a couple of my vertebrae with a sign post.

Nani?

I look like a fucking hobbit no lie.

who needs skin when you can have bionetics

awww

Owch

All my hair can go

@KyonJ bone cancer?

FOXE

CUTE

It is.
But even being transhumanist I realise that merging biological gene-engineering with nanomachine structures would be the best way to go about it

Pet it

Foxer boi