real apple shill hours

haha.

haheh

huhuhuh

is indog money

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1543338310962.png

I hope this is real

please make an x220-compatible model

Kek

My stomach hurts. Fucking coffee

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Don't drink it then...? <:chink:323022148870602752>

I already finished my coffee. So. Nothing to do but suffer.

hit or miss

coffee gives good bowel movements

I guess they never miss huh

You drank your cofee

☺

I bet you never shit huh

I think I made it too strong or my creamer was bad

<a:rilaSweat:393767978925031425>

Coffee makes my stomach rumbly too.

>creamer

Caffeine pills make me fart like a god.

That's where you went wrong

are you lactose intolerant?

Nah. It was just like. The last of the creamer

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Just use milk

Or nothing

I usually do.

Milk is bae

Ye

>robbing baby bovines of their mothers' excretions

Man. Now I want some veal

>x220

obsolete

sup gaymers

<:mischaPride:492382620148039681>

Imagine having a taxidermy dead horse at a kids birthday party as the pinata and when you crack it open entrails and bad dragon horse cocks spill out

Sounds like something you'd like

Oh, right, I forgot your only gimmick is that you project your inner desires through your messages

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Kinda like me

I want to fucking die

<:turt:443131018950606878>

<a:ablobcatgooglypartyfaster:477692831889358849>

I aint projecting

hu

ok.

144hz is epic

its not

unless ips

it's VA

close enough

kek

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/racist-bullying-probe-schoolboy-refugee-13655170

<:seumLewd:462105818502791179>

>Jamal

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻)

Fuck bitterballen

what is this

some kind of balled meat

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

It's meatballs

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Meatball's. For a spaghetti or for subs

I had them with jam

Swedes had a good idea to eat this with jam

...jam? That's different but good

Lingonberry jam and sauce

Traditional cuck way

🇸🇪

cekodok

@porco

@poncjusz explain yourself

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn_qEPXX61M

how long before he disappears?

>fuck bitterballen

tfw I'm making them again 2 day

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

fried balls

dont u get tired of cooking then cleaning

>ramli burger

that amount of garlic

suuuuh dude

😎 🤙

“It’s incredible the lack of injuries he got after that fall, it looked like he took quite a fall ... I think he was really lucky,” Hamish said, saying they planned to go visit him in hospital.

@JHWH @fedora

why you remind??

>Finland had the highest rates of race-related harassment and violence while the UK had amongst the lowest.
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-46369046

<:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705>

>Play fortnite 24/7 because what else is there do to
>Find out i need some physical activity
>Always kind of wanted to learn dance
>practise the fortnite dances until i have them down to a science
>One day get invited to a normie party through a "friend" in study group (basically forced to be my friend cus we have assignments together all semester)
>After a while they play this drinking game where everyone have to do activities and such
>"Everyone shows of their best dance moves" comes up
>This is my moment.jpeg
>when it's my turn i do that "best hype" sideway dance
>Actually kind of kill it and win the round
>Later same night we go to the club
>End up in a huge dance circle thingy
>Decided to jump in the middle and pull out all my fornite dance moves: the hype, fresh, jubilation, jam, you name it i'm tering it up in here
>People are cheering, clapping, filming. Awesome night
>Couple of days later i get a video in my recommended for you on youtube
>"Recent Cringe Compilation"
>click it
>fourth video is called "Fattie butchering fortnite dances"
>its of me on the dance floor
>See myself drunkenly wobbling around on the dance floor, uncoordinated throwing my hands all over the place, sweat pouring down my face, hair sticking to my forehead
>People around are laughing their asses off and filming
>Never dance again

>fourth video is called "Fattie butchering fortnite dances"

>no such video exists

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

<:turt:443131018950606878> 💨

I called in to work. Very tired today. Comfy on the couch.

congrats

Very nice.

>ramly burger

enak, murah dan berkualiti, ingat ramly

English, motherfucker, do you speak it

Dirt languages like that are decidedly not comfy.

>Rampant shitposting in *english*

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

potes meos suaviari clunes

@porco let minnow if you have any fish jokes

<:turt:443131018950606878>

!joke

I think @NiceBear broke

whats the dirtiest country in the world?

GERMany

Just writing "Germany" would have been enough

The joke is that it's full of arabians

So of course it's gonna be dirty

But thanks for trying

<:turt:443131018950606878>

me

Menims

Oh wait

That fucking kid looks like the Adoring Fan

Except with a wider head

he does

@SenPyro what bird is the best lifter

a crane

Ok, that one's good

<:radturt:499289662641143808>

Sminem, the nemesis of bogdanoff

@NiceBear

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.
I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

Hahahaha

Us programmers, amirite???

<:GWempDab:404075913605677105>

xe

xd

xd

so fahnee

bazangoo

packets came

first 30 seconds and i chinked myself with this new toy

that fucking powerbutton placement

does it work though?

see that screen behind...

thats my desktop shutting down

---

yes

also this H20 is fucking awesome using it now

sadly it does not have äöå

Yes, oxygen is a wonder of nature

but who care really

>oxygen

Wow

so how would you ask for your money back on gearbest if two weeks have passed and they still haven't send your order if I paid through paypall ?

I can't believe I'm this retarded

ffffucking hell did it again

Like genuinely

>H2O

thankfully i changed my powerbutton setting to sleep

>oxygen

hey can you check if the power button works on TVs too ?

the IR-program

testing now

sec i learn how the thing actualy should work

but windows media buttons worked out of box as did mouse and keyboard

so im actualy suprised

no drivers no nothing

it shows up as generic driver so yeah

@SenPyro

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938> <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

hmm

@Millwood

<:turt:443131018950606878>

I think a rope would be good

@foxhunt it works

<:hms:311152554618912768>

i needed to >read manual >in2018

but hey it was simple

the remote just needed to be fucking close to ir-receiver for it to work

@Millwood or maybe just have me drown in oxygen

<:turt:443131018950606878>

thats for size reference (standard 500ml can)

(when ever it uploads)

nice I might try to get one of those for my tv

anyone wanna play a fun shitty browser shooter?

https://krunker.io/?server=9:25:9

me and sum are in rn

>sum

Huuuuuuh @Sum

>sum

no

Nice es for reference

@Tervy smart people buy megaforce now

But real smart people bulk on boomer sips

https://www.verkkokauppa.com/fi/product/69413/jxcnd/Monster-Energy-Ultra-energiajuoma-500-ml-24-PACK

This is smart

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

@fedora What is Megaforce

@porco a beekeeper goes to his local tech store after hearing it sold USB's

@Matthew new es

Cheap energy drink like es

Bit cheaper than es

https://www.amazon.com/Mega-Force-Energy-Drink-Italian/dp/B01IN32AIK

Gross.

just drink water retard

coffee if you need a kick

What if I need a punch

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Nobody liked by bee joke <:pepeturt:499291994649133067>

It was a shit joke

Why would a beekeeper want US bees if there are no indications of breed or anything other than it came from the US

@Tervy no way to disable shutdown via that button?

i did it on windows side power settings >power button > sleep (or if you want "do nothing")

i prefer sleep so i dont need to use my script&timer to make my pc to sleep

if i watch stuff from bed

actually making it shutdown/sleep from bed does sound really comfy

would be nice if you had to press 2 buttons at once though, seems prone to accidents

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

you can set up that in windows registry i think

no need for that even

just set up shortcut with shorcut

and disable "powerbutton = do nothing"

and you can just togle the shorcut to sleep.exe

``` C:\Windows\System32\rundll32.exe powrprof.dll,SetSuspendState 0,1,0 ```

is the target for shorcut

and you can just make the shorcut key anything you want

god bless u for helping a brainlet like me 🙏

Helping others is gay

@Julian like so https://lambda.sx/iNs.png

if you wonder where from you get that icon its >change icon > shell32.dll

https://www.digitalcitizen.life/where-find-most-windows-10s-native-icons there is some more less known windows icon dlls

enjoy your finetuning

>windows

@johnfrum i really want to improve my self esteem, but i dont think i deserve it

<:turt:443131018950606878>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eaiNsFhtI8

but why\

to get pussy, of course

Powerful