https://i.4cdn.org/g/1543338310962.png

I hope this is real

please make an x220-compatible model

Kek

My stomach hurts. Fucking coffee

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Don't drink it then...? <:chink:323022148870602752>

I already finished my coffee. So. Nothing to do but suffer.

hit or miss

coffee gives good bowel movements

I guess they never miss huh

You drank your cofee

☺

I bet you never shit huh

I think I made it too strong or my creamer was bad

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Coffee makes my stomach rumbly too.

>creamer

Caffeine pills make me fart like a god.

That's where you went wrong

are you lactose intolerant?

Nah. It was just like. The last of the creamer

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Just use milk

Or nothing

I usually do.

Milk is bae

Ye

>robbing baby bovines of their mothers' excretions

Man. Now I want some veal

>x220

obsolete

sup gaymers

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Imagine having a taxidermy dead horse at a kids birthday party as the pinata and when you crack it open entrails and bad dragon horse cocks spill out

Sounds like something you'd like

Oh, right, I forgot your only gimmick is that you project your inner desires through your messages

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Kinda like me

I want to fucking die

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