Message from @NiceBear
Discord ID: 517364655010873354
>Play fortnite 24/7 because what else is there do to
>Find out i need some physical activity
>Always kind of wanted to learn dance
>practise the fortnite dances until i have them down to a science
>One day get invited to a normie party through a "friend" in study group (basically forced to be my friend cus we have assignments together all semester)
>After a while they play this drinking game where everyone have to do activities and such
>"Everyone shows of their best dance moves" comes up
>This is my moment.jpeg
>when it's my turn i do that "best hype" sideway dance
>Actually kind of kill it and win the round
>Later same night we go to the club
>End up in a huge dance circle thingy
>Decided to jump in the middle and pull out all my fornite dance moves: the hype, fresh, jubilation, jam, you name it i'm tering it up in here
>People are cheering, clapping, filming. Awesome night
>Couple of days later i get a video in my recommended for you on youtube
>"Recent Cringe Compilation"
>click it
>fourth video is called "Fattie butchering fortnite dances"
>its of me on the dance floor
>See myself drunkenly wobbling around on the dance floor, uncoordinated throwing my hands all over the place, sweat pouring down my face, hair sticking to my forehead
>People around are laughing their asses off and filming
>Never dance again
>fourth video is called "Fattie butchering fortnite dances"
>no such video exists
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I called in to work. Very tired today. Comfy on the couch.
congrats
Very nice.
>ramly burger
enak, murah dan berkualiti, ingat ramly
English, motherfucker, do you speak it
Dirt languages like that are decidedly not comfy.
>Rampant shitposting in *english*
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potes meos suaviari clunes
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!joke
GERMany
Just writing "Germany" would have been enough
The joke is that it's full of arabians
So of course it's gonna be dirty
But thanks for trying
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me
Menims
Oh wait
That fucking kid looks like the Adoring Fan
Except with a wider head
he does
a crane
Ok, that one's good
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Sminem, the nemesis of bogdanoff
@NiceBear
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