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nah I already had a drive with win 10 pro

so I just swapped em

and bam

cortana is screaming at me

@Julian it's like Microsoft (r) OneDrive (tm) but you can actually hold it in your hand and you don't pay subscription fee

>management toolkit

Educate me

https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10 @Droidbot

Seems like botnet

I just use Enterprise and disable the tracking using Group Policy on my systems

>implying you can disable the tracking <:durrrr:410027294007230484>

you can

You cant

<:durrrr:410027294007230484>

It's called enabling tracking and leaving it on Level 0 on Enterprise versions of Windows

It sends data on app crashes only

Lol

And Defender samples from heuristics

Lol

I also clicked one of those ads that promised me azn gf <:smail:379313786193969152>

>sends data on app crashes only
that would concern me if Microsoft knows that VLC crashed when playing "cute_asian_girl(male) _plays_wirh_herself_on_cam.mp4"

@porco do those azn gf ads work??

I mean they promise it to me

yes how do you think I got mine? <:hmm:346343150052311050>

Oh good

How long does it take to ship

@porco it doesn't even send them titles it's just stack trace and exe name according to the docs™

I didnt get shipping number at all

Just make sure to choose express delivery or they'll die in the container

Sighhh

Mayb body is still warm when i get mine <:kaasu_apustaja:411959351075667970>

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They're cold af even when alive

*LE SIGHH*

<:cuck:392633402844643330>

literally or figuratively <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Also mine isn't receiving OTA updates anymore

Also won't charge anymore

Might have to *expand* the charging port a little for it to work

It'll heat up tho

I tried, it screams error messages when I do so. But they're all in Chinese

non-spying windows is like freedom in united states

@porco run botnet translation program while you do it

@JHWH Please use wholesome german feels emoji instead

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>German
>feels

>Germans
>Feelings

i had teeth cleaning session today
it was done by big bossomed turkish girl
She smoshed my head against her rack

>germans
>humor

Very wholesome

German feels <:kaasu_apustaja:411959351075667970>

German feels

Did someone call for german humor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46QYGsf9IGs

the last sentence is the best part "So many old comrades here today"

wew

nice

*Funky town starts playing*

Kek

Spoopy Krauts

Pls leave me alome

Solidus Snake dindu nuffin

I still don't understand that meme.

Not that I understand much.

Is it supposed to be the CTRL ALT DEL comic?

real Shrimp hours

I made a trollpost *pats own shoulder*

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benisrunner 2049

My gf was in a pharmacy with her h&m bag, forgot it 2 min and came back, h&m bag gone + tshirt inside

Wtf France

is it common for pharmacies to steal shit or what

No

didnt you use to work in one

A nigger stole the bag not employees

oh

rip

I am tired of France
Tell me nice countries for political refugees like me

Is nl nice @Shrimpf ? do you have nigs and arabs there ? are they fucking animals like here?

come to lithuania dear

we beat up everyone non white <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

jk, but there are no refugees here

same with 🅱oland

Very homo (geneous) country

Too poor for rapefugees

I'd like to live in a Baltic state for a while

Supposedly the internet is faster than here and there should be more than enough work

@Turbo

this is some crazy sale rn but it gives you an idea

gigabit for fucking 5 euros

symmetrical, even

didnt need an image to know that dear 😉

O-OwO