/pol/

Why wouldn't you?

/pol/

I find this so incredibly funny

Oddly enough

Can't find anything on pol

How's that politics anyway?

Found a dead thread on /b/

>/b/

4chan.org/pol/thot

>ever

oh wait nvm

Oh I accidentally went to /po/ and not /pol/

Wtf

kek

Confused chinkapoor?

I thought /pol/ was a blue board

......

>chink finds out he's not smart

Don't worry, lgbt is

Tragic

Man, watching this border footage is boring.

https://youtu.be/w53075BoONU

Tfw we won't get a "WASTE THE MUDDA FUCKAS" moment

We won't

@Matthew is there an eta for how long it'll take to reach the border?

A lot of them are there now

what happens when they do reach it?

It's literally Mexican standoff😂 👌

@Julian Trump blusters, then "compromises" and lets them all in anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y

trump won't let them in

if he does then expect 6,000,000 caravans

Yeah, his failure to keep any of his other promises was just 8D chess, right?

the cartel is controlling him

trump is just a puppet

But (((who))) is controlling the cartel? <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

well the U.S isn't a dictatorship, Trump doesn't get all the power as president

the cartel is made up of (((who)))s

Shit, I didn't know that. Really? @XAXAXAXAXA

he's just the spokesman

the public authority figure

Burger politics are truly a mystery.

basically the system is set up so that power is divided between the president, the senate and the house or something like that

Ooooh

im still a gook so some murican redpill me plz

Sure, I'll redpill you. Don't try to tell an American how our politics works, dipshit.

>let them in
For what reason? It's bipartisan agreement, no one wants them and Mexicans are getting annoyed by them.

>a gook

Stop LARPing

@johnfrum muh women and children! America was founded by immigrants! American dream!

Yeah, that's not flying at all

oh yeah, how do you tell im larping or not

@XAXAXAXAXA I just assume everyone here is retarded and act accordingly. It's worked out well so far.

he has to lower people down to his level before attempting communication

the murican way

The border is already closed and it's becoming apparent no amount of media shilling is getting people to like these people.

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) it's just how Matt works

John doesn't do that

>america was never great for anyone that wasn't a white male

hurr

john's american?

wtf

you know I had this strange impression that you were canadian

What

WHAT?

What

what was that gooey shit

I'll fucking kill you

@johnfrum I've been called a leaf in here, so I can relate

Hahahaha

You fucking island gook, I'll napalm your village

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that

I'm just really upset

HE IS CANADIAN

HE APOLOGIZED

see, this is why I get the impression

americans like matt would never apologize

>he apologised

sorrey

Fucking

you only apologize if you do something wrong

John, you're a disgrace

take youre sore e ass outta here

I like minurin tho, I'd never apologise to Matt.

apparently nuclear threats are taken seriously in chinkapore

>I like Mirurin

New ship confirmed

the island's small enough for a single nuke to rekt us

Wish Japan was too

im new to this

Two nukes weren't enough

is mirin' short for mirurin?

please help

nah, it was one too many @SenPyro

You deserve to gecho ass beaten, again

not sure if Japan was cornered into invading China
wasn't Manchuria enough?

Wow. There are people who don't like Wild Wild West

Imagine having such terrible taste

@johnfrum the gf and I are thinking of moving to Kentucky. We have family there. I want out of little Somalia

Matt, no

>***We*** have family

More like ***she*** does

>he thinks he can outrun the somalis

No, it's my brothers.

You'll get fatter

>brothers

They work in a vehicle welding factory.

Very rude you would delete those premium bants

<:turt:443131018950606878>

more like bargain bants tbh

these are the bants you buy wholesale during 11.11 sales

<:turt:443131018950606878>

I thought that was your specialty, chink

Oh, John when we meet, the things I'm gonna do to you

Will the thing follow you?

Like shake his hand and offer him a drink?

Oh, Sen when we meet, the things I'm going to do to you

The vegetarian asexual? God no.

Like shake my hand and offer me a drink?

I'm going to offer you a nice drink of handcream

Move immediately

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

Just stay out of western kentucky

>doxxing himself this hard

what's the comfiest midwestern state to live in

MN?

>letting autists know which state you live in

ur already dead

Ooo, how scary, Matt now knows I have family I visit like twice a year there

chinkapore is one fucking island

He won't even move

@johnfrum :shiggy: Owensboro is the area I'm looking at.

Pussy wont

Yeah? Wait until you get a newcomer in your family, John

Newcummer

You'll learn to regret your decision

Don't worry

Maybe I'll wife your psychotic sister.

rape*

I knew not marrying my gf would work on my favor eventually.

She lives out of state, m8.

wouldn't you get taxed for cohabitation if you don't tie the knot

or am I confused again

She's gonna live in a state of ecstasy when I'm done with her.

He meant something worse, John

He means he'll make you another sister

And then marry her

Matt, it's hilarious you think you can survive if you and your gf ever split or one of you dies.

...obviously I can't survive if I die, idiot.

he could if he embraced the neet life

>gf gets raped while trying to protect herself

Typical Leaf thinking.

move to some really innawoods state and build a log cabin

>the innawoods living meme

Yeah. No. I like clean water and internet.

Nah, Matt doesn't know how to cook, he would die without a supply of diners to pretend aren't completely mediocre

I like being fat*

ftfy

Poor John. He acts like he wouldn't love to hang out with little old me. Shoot some guns, eat some good food, be racist towards Manlets...

@fedora fuck you manlet

huoooh why g*d why???

How tall are you, Matt?

When you're off your high horse, I mean

he is manlet

I'm 6'3" sitting down

Which I always am

Yes, I asked off your high horse

6'11" and 7" deep in ur mom

gotem

Wouldn't it be romantic if Matt and I killed each other after getting into a traffic accident and flying into road rage?

It would

Do I want a pulled pork sandwich or a tuna sandwich for lunch?

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Both

<:fatwojak:513122452646395954> who am I kidding, it's gonna be both

phil cheesesteak

@johnfrum you realize you'd be shot, stabbed, and bludgeoned before you even got my licence plate number, right?

I love my Kia Soul more than I like my girlfriend

>I love
>I like

<:turt:443131018950606878>

koreaboo american?

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

>he fell for the gasoline jew

>koreaboo american

Everyone is a koreaboo

You chink

Get on with the times

why g*d

Your Kia Soul is shit.

^

It looks like shit and probably drives like shit

You have a very dirty Soul, Matt

(Kia)

You words mean nothing, John. Because I have a nice car and you don't.

The sorento is also shit, I regret owning one.

Kia is kind of shit in general

hyundai is ok

>not owning supiria japanese caah

Poor John, he had to make a long drive in a car that makes him unhappy!

I wish I could LS swap my getz

sigh

It doesn't make me happy or unhappy, very lukewarm car.

My life is full of things that make me happy! Your sad state is one of them.

Like the Church of Laodicea

@Matthew is Kentucky really a sad state?

I think he means my state of affairs.

judging from the quality of KFC, yes

No shit, John

<:turt:443131018950606878>

One day I will be able to determine your retard posting from your sarcasm posting.

me and you both

Take your time with it

<:turt:443131018950606878>

@johnfrum I'm sure Nani would love to meet you.

Moat dogs don't care for me, not a dislike, just a vauge disinterest even when they are super friendly with other people.

>They know

>when your aura of depression is so powerful, even beings of pure happiness can't approach you

I'm not depressed tho

It's because he reeks of alcohol, you projecting monkeys

😂 👌

You got me.

@Sdeck37 know what?

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

Poor John is getting bullied hard today. This calls for a drink!

Unlike you I don't need to put things down my throat for every emotional state.

Which one, John?

All of them

Neither you alcy

And all of them

Pour them on the meat

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Also your clock is broken or you are eating dinner before the day is over like some degenerate.

...It's Sunday.

difference between a normal cider and a hard one?

This is the first thing I've eaten today.

@Julian hard beverages have alcohol in them.

...normal cider does too

Not necessarily.

yes necessarily lol

tfw pussycider is the norm in burgerland

@Julian i better you also never drink non-alcoholic beer

pleb

huohhhh

tfw no over sugared driving friendly "brew"

There is

Just take a bottle of water and fill it with sugar

@Matthew what dies Sunday have anything to do with it?

Poor, malnourished euros! *Sad!*