Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 516368380861743144
move to some really innawoods state and build a log cabin
>the innawoods living meme
Yeah. No. I like clean water and internet.
Nah, Matt doesn't know how to cook, he would die without a supply of diners to pretend aren't completely mediocre
I like being fat*
ftfy
Poor John. He acts like he wouldn't love to hang out with little old me. Shoot some guns, eat some good food, be racist towards Manlets...
huoooh why g*d why???
How tall are you, Matt?
When you're off your high horse, I mean
he is manlet
I'm 6'3" sitting down
Which I always am
Yes, I asked off your high horse
6'11" and 7" deep in ur mom
gotem
Wouldn't it be romantic if Matt and I killed each other after getting into a traffic accident and flying into road rage?
It would
Do I want a pulled pork sandwich or a tuna sandwich for lunch?
Both
<:fatwojak:513122452646395954> who am I kidding, it's gonna be both
phil cheesesteak
@johnfrum you realize you'd be shot, stabbed, and bludgeoned before you even got my licence plate number, right?
I love my Kia Soul more than I like my girlfriend
>I love
>I like
<:turt:443131018950606878>
koreaboo american?
<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>
>he fell for the gasoline jew
>koreaboo american
Everyone is a koreaboo
You chink
Get on with the times
why g*d
Your Kia Soul is shit.
^
It looks like shit and probably drives like shit
You have a very dirty Soul, Matt
(Kia)