Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 516368040581922817
He meant something worse, John
He means he'll make you another sister
And then marry her
Matt, it's hilarious you think you can survive if you and your gf ever split or one of you dies.
...obviously I can't survive if I die, idiot.
he could if he embraced the neet life
>gf gets raped while trying to protect herself
Typical Leaf thinking.
move to some really innawoods state and build a log cabin
>the innawoods living meme
Yeah. No. I like clean water and internet.
Nah, Matt doesn't know how to cook, he would die without a supply of diners to pretend aren't completely mediocre
I like being fat*
ftfy
Poor John. He acts like he wouldn't love to hang out with little old me. Shoot some guns, eat some good food, be racist towards Manlets...
huoooh why g*d why???
How tall are you, Matt?
When you're off your high horse, I mean
he is manlet
Which I always am
Yes, I asked off your high horse
6'11" and 7" deep in ur mom
gotem
Wouldn't it be romantic if Matt and I killed each other after getting into a traffic accident and flying into road rage?
It would
Do I want a pulled pork sandwich or a tuna sandwich for lunch?
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Both
<:fatwojak:513122452646395954> who am I kidding, it's gonna be both
phil cheesesteak
@johnfrum you realize you'd be shot, stabbed, and bludgeoned before you even got my licence plate number, right?
I love my Kia Soul more than I like my girlfriend
>I love
>I like
<:turt:443131018950606878>
koreaboo american?
<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>
>he fell for the gasoline jew
>koreaboo american
Everyone is a koreaboo