Message from @Matthew
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Like shake my hand and offer me a drink?
I'm going to offer you a nice drink of handcream
Move immediately
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Just stay out of western kentucky
>doxxing himself this hard
what's the comfiest midwestern state to live in
MN?
>letting autists know which state you live in
ur already dead
Ooo, how scary, Matt now knows I have family I visit like twice a year there
chinkapore is one fucking island
He won't even move
Pussy wont
Yeah? Wait until you get a newcomer in your family, John
Newcummer
You'll learn to regret your decision
Don't worry
rape*
I knew not marrying my gf would work on my favor eventually.
She lives out of state, m8.
wouldn't you get taxed for cohabitation if you don't tie the knot
or am I confused again
She's gonna live in a state of ecstasy when I'm done with her.
He meant something worse, John
He means he'll make you another sister
And then marry her
Matt, it's hilarious you think you can survive if you and your gf ever split or one of you dies.
...obviously I can't survive if I die, idiot.
he could if he embraced the neet life
>gf gets raped while trying to protect herself
Typical Leaf thinking.
move to some really innawoods state and build a log cabin
>the innawoods living meme
Yeah. No. I like clean water and internet.
Nah, Matt doesn't know how to cook, he would die without a supply of diners to pretend aren't completely mediocre
I like being fat*
ftfy