Pussy wont

Yeah? Wait until you get a newcomer in your family, John

Newcummer

You'll learn to regret your decision

Don't worry

Maybe I'll wife your psychotic sister.

rape*

I knew not marrying my gf would work on my favor eventually.

She lives out of state, m8.

wouldn't you get taxed for cohabitation if you don't tie the knot

or am I confused again

She's gonna live in a state of ecstasy when I'm done with her.

He meant something worse, John

He means he'll make you another sister

And then marry her

Matt, it's hilarious you think you can survive if you and your gf ever split or one of you dies.

...obviously I can't survive if I die, idiot.

he could if he embraced the neet life

>gf gets raped while trying to protect herself

Typical Leaf thinking.

move to some really innawoods state and build a log cabin

>the innawoods living meme

Yeah. No. I like clean water and internet.

Nah, Matt doesn't know how to cook, he would die without a supply of diners to pretend aren't completely mediocre

I like being fat*

ftfy

Poor John. He acts like he wouldn't love to hang out with little old me. Shoot some guns, eat some good food, be racist towards Manlets...

@fedora fuck you manlet

huoooh why g*d why???

How tall are you, Matt?

When you're off your high horse, I mean

he is manlet

I'm 6'3" sitting down

Which I always am

Yes, I asked off your high horse

6'11" and 7" deep in ur mom

gotem

Wouldn't it be romantic if Matt and I killed each other after getting into a traffic accident and flying into road rage?

It would

Do I want a pulled pork sandwich or a tuna sandwich for lunch?

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