Tho pretty much everything is probably not street legal or remotely safe

Something non street legal bikes do not get sold in first world

Cheapest I can get here is 2k

@TCxUFATIME I used to travel that much to my work too

public transport too

i love travelling but going back home after being really tired sucked

Mine varies too, depending in what time I leave in the morning and finish, the drive is mostly motorways but traffic can get fucky during peak hours

You suck

You suck at splatoon

http://www.e-roller-vertrieb.ch/Zero-X.htm

7k should I?

Elektro-roller sind die zukunft

Probably not

Why is there no terminal tower defense game? Am I going to have to make one on my own?

Yes and yes please

👎

I will make it a viral hit amongst Linux nerds. Set up a Patreon. Earn $1-2 per month. Retire. Settle down in Thailand.

Mmyes.

@porco did you get the job where you had to do the gnu challenge?

@Julian yes

congrats mang

didnt you say it was a .net job?

I have 3 offers from 3 different companies to chose from right now

oh lol

that's not unusual for developers

you shouldn't just take gthe first job you find

better take something that you can imagine doing for some years

- the gnu challenge job is a hipster startup, most people are younger than me and have a totally different point of view on tech. They love Rust, Go, JavaScript and thousands of weird frameworks. The company gives you a free Mac, a fre iPhone and a free iPad.

- the .NET job is a 4000 people company that exists since the 1970s, used to be a warehouse, and now does e-commerce. The nicest part here is that they give everything to the employees at wholesale price (without earning profit on it) and they have almost 350 000 different things in their shop.

- the other one is not development but technical consulting. It's a payment services company

I am still looking for the 4th one where I am in the recruitment process. I need to start working 01.06 latest if I don't want to start draining my savings - so I have time

I think the most exciting one would be the .NET job, they want to automatize most of the processes inside the warehouse and remove roughly half of the warehouse personell within the next 4 years

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

been to a few companies where half the warehouse is robots

the other half is humans because robots suck at picking up random items from bins

the humans are just guided by computers anyways

a light at the correct aisle lights up

and then at the specific box

they walk over to the box

press a button on the box for each item they pick up

>not eating paleo

@Goz3rr sounds like the worst kind of job

pretty much

@porco dont you have exceptiozns for 'off road' use?

@johnfrum what do you mean?

Fucking discord scrolling, I meant gor the e bike thing

you mean if I would use it off road? I don't think so

just in the city

Well you could buy it for off road use but not use it on the road

why would anyone do that?

To save a couple bucks why else

oh I see

but then if the police stops you, you lose your license

"driving a non street-legal vehicle" is insta license loss here

How good is your chinese accent

lmao

better than my huge, round eyes

You'll be in a constant contortion of fear so you'll be grimicing anyway

Have you considered shooting up the gnu challenge company?

They sound awful

Wow, thats not the attitude we need going forward into web 3.0 to create the internet of not only things but human connection

Right now I tend mostly towards the net guys

But, Microsoft has the vs code developmental team in Zurich and I'm in the hiring process

That'd be 10/10

When will they invite you?

I was at the first interview and got an invitation for the second one on Thursday

Sounds good

Gotta tell us how botnet code really is

If they let me see it... <:reeee:295558875774713857>

I saw one typescript class last time and had to "code review" it without even seeing the rest of the code

>dont have a job
>buy nitro for discord

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/04/09/12/14/hunters-hill-sydney-barber-facing-hreoc-haircut-dispute?ocid=Social-9News

nitro is great

I managed to sleep after 4 5 am bois

All good

>hasn't been off a payroll for a single day in the past 7 years
>can't afford 4$ to use pepes

<:toad:341813060492722176>

Well

https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/09/23/survey-69-of-americans-have-less-than-1000-in-savings-infographic/

Wouldn't be surprised if its similar here

So I'm richer than the average american

How do you count it if you have nothing on your bank account and everything is invested in real estate?

I honeslty couldn't tell my "worth"

Real estate has objective worth here

Love real estate

having huge amount of debts makes you pay less taxes

and effectively you're going to have a really high return

Hm

We rent most of our real estate

That's it

Dutch hour

@Turbo @Goz3rr @Jobplane @AstroJannah

https://youtu.be/cJ7Ggo7kgkQ

https://youtu.be/C8Ff5OEUzd8

Daily reminder that Dutch urbanites are subhuman

If you don't have a local butcher and see a tractor every 30 minutes kill yourself

>He doesn't walk on clogs unironically

Thats how its supposed to be

Dummy

After all dutchland is a massive village

Come home Dutch man

ugly

Beautiful

Not the girl

>Not wanting clog gee eff

Just watching those videos of the 1900-1960 periodales me nostalgic for something I've never seen

I still live it tho

Nobody does

Thanks for getting me depressed about losing whitetopia

Well with the recent influx of Polacks and Amsterdam urbanites not as much anymore no

We even have like a semi-ghetto with Polacks now that constantly need police attention

They wanted to build a refugee center in our town

People collectively bought up the ground and build a restaurant on it so it was no longer a spot to build one

👌

It's also a habit here to slam the door when people ask for money for refugees

So they stopped collecting here

Places like Amsterdam are just too far tipped the other way IMO

But places where my girlfriend lives like near Staphorst are also pretty ridiculous

How?

Refo right

Way too Christian and traditional

They don't even own a fucking TV there

maybe thats bcuz tv sux in general

It's also one of the few Dutch places that doesn't have a birth problem

😂

I liked my village 15 years ago

When you could hang a rope from your mailbox and keep your car unlocked

As nostalgic as it sounds

So do I

Then we got an Islamic neighborhood center

Then a school

I'm fine with immigration and urbanization, but pandering to immigrants is fucking stupid

Don't come to a Christian nation and expect to be pandered to

Simple as that

And now crime rates are going up

Same here

Polacks have been robbing our bank several time

Don't be fine with anything

They even shot at our supermarket

Radicalisation can't come soon enough

>He wants radicalization

I wouldn't want that stuff in a million years

Friends of mine voted for convicted Hezbollah murderers during municipal elections

I go to Croatia/Serbia/Bosnia twice a year

Just to see it burn down quicker

And seeing what race war does to people

No thanks

My mother in law still has PTSD

Well nobody is anything to stop it from getting to that point

Mr "fine with immigration"

60% of immigrants go back

But I definitely think there is a limit

Action wins from inaction

That's why we have a pretty liberal-right cabinet

Which I agree with

Also a Christian one finally

And this only leads to the kind of action you saw in the balkans

I wish we'd be more like Hungary in that regard

If life gets shit here and all the urban places are gone I'll move to Croatia

I want to move to Croatia anyway

And why is that

Farming life is cheap as shit there

For 3000 euros you own something that is worth a million here

There aren't non urban places in Dutch land to begin with...

Imagine what you can buy with 15k

My girlfriend's parents have bought 3 houses already

You want to go to Croatia to grow potatoes and feel like a big shot with land?

They own land large enough to be able to spend an entire day on it and not get bored

No also the mentality

You can make good vodka out of those potatoes

I'll move into a Serbian village

So it's like living in a Serbian village

Seems like a win win to me.

It's not expensive to live there at all

And we're talking like 40 years from now

My best friend bought a house with 2 other people for 2000 euros

And he lives better than his parents

It's a vacation home tho

I'm also getting married there in a year

And I might convert to Orthodoxy just to fit in

I prefer the Orthodox idea of marriage anyway

Also dislike original sin

@Lefteris How was Easter yesterday

Kek

i already said

i managed to sleep after 5 am

when stomach let me

Alright now tho?

I would look earlier than 40 years, shrimp

y

i ate cereal with chocolate

and im still alive

so

Your boipussy is only paying for so long <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

<:lul:382737573837144065>

Shrimp what are you planning 40 years in advance for

Be realistic here

death

No one dies at 60 any more

really depends on how you lived your life

>tfw most of my relatives drop off at 65ish

Aging is unnatural

tfw parents died before 50

really?

how old are uborb

I'm 23

u are still in uni?

ya

art school is 5 ytears?

it's 3 years but I started 2017 since I dropped out stem lol

oh

a dummy

😥

I can't program

coding makes me have panic attacks literally

I'm so bad at it and can't focus and all I was thinking about was not passing it

And drawing furry knots doesn't

no

i get paid for it

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

You can also get paid for coding

well I can't do that

@BIRDzone I'll give you a panic attack

give me stretched asshole dady

Because my dick is so big you'll get height acrophobia

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

that's really gay

h-homo..

gay away

i was in some store today smelling fragrence oils and some bitch yelled at me for unscrewing them even though they already been opened

shrimps deserve to be peeled violently before swallowing them

how the fuck are you supposed to know how they smell like

and buy them

u arent supposed to open them

dummy

for real

you are

no

man I've been doing that for years

they're never sealed

yeah but u arent supposed to

it doesn't matter

they can't evaporate lol

criminal

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

big gay
go away

they get contaminated by ur disgusting being