@Julian yes

congrats mang

didnt you say it was a .net job?

I have 3 offers from 3 different companies to chose from right now

oh lol

that's not unusual for developers

you shouldn't just take gthe first job you find

better take something that you can imagine doing for some years

- the gnu challenge job is a hipster startup, most people are younger than me and have a totally different point of view on tech. They love Rust, Go, JavaScript and thousands of weird frameworks. The company gives you a free Mac, a fre iPhone and a free iPad.

- the .NET job is a 4000 people company that exists since the 1970s, used to be a warehouse, and now does e-commerce. The nicest part here is that they give everything to the employees at wholesale price (without earning profit on it) and they have almost 350 000 different things in their shop.

- the other one is not development but technical consulting. It's a payment services company

I am still looking for the 4th one where I am in the recruitment process. I need to start working 01.06 latest if I don't want to start draining my savings - so I have time

I think the most exciting one would be the .NET job, they want to automatize most of the processes inside the warehouse and remove roughly half of the warehouse personell within the next 4 years

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been to a few companies where half the warehouse is robots

the other half is humans because robots suck at picking up random items from bins

the humans are just guided by computers anyways

a light at the correct aisle lights up

and then at the specific box

they walk over to the box

press a button on the box for each item they pick up

>not eating paleo

@Goz3rr sounds like the worst kind of job

pretty much

@porco dont you have exceptiozns for 'off road' use?

@johnfrum what do you mean?

Fucking discord scrolling, I meant gor the e bike thing

you mean if I would use it off road? I don't think so

just in the city

Well you could buy it for off road use but not use it on the road

why would anyone do that?

To save a couple bucks why else

oh I see

but then if the police stops you, you lose your license

"driving a non street-legal vehicle" is insta license loss here

How good is your chinese accent

lmao

better than my huge, round eyes

You'll be in a constant contortion of fear so you'll be grimicing anyway

Have you considered shooting up the gnu challenge company?

They sound awful