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2017-11-05 02:57:36 UTC

I've ran stock for the past couple years

2017-11-05 02:58:03 UTC

Nexus 4 > Nexus S > OnePlus One > Nexus 5X

2017-11-05 02:58:13 UTC

So I'm very used to it

2017-11-05 02:58:21 UTC

And stock is just fucking boring as cement now

2017-11-05 02:58:26 UTC

So I love MIUI

2017-11-05 02:59:12 UTC

It's fast, it's smooth, it's animated really nicely and it's a breath of fresh air, you know?

2017-11-05 03:00:58 UTC

I just use Hayai launcher so I only ever deal with the notifications and settings

2017-11-05 03:01:06 UTC

and you can change launcher anyway

2017-11-05 03:01:19 UTC

is there signature spoofing on miui

2017-11-05 03:02:43 UTC

Signature spoofing?

2017-11-05 03:48:22 UTC

allows you to install microG

2017-11-05 03:48:34 UTC

I don't know if you even use Gplay services

2017-11-05 03:48:48 UTC

but I need it for muh Snapchat

2017-11-05 03:52:03 UTC

ah

2017-11-05 03:52:52 UTC

I use BotnetApps but you could use Xiaomi.eu and MiApps

2017-11-05 04:25:02 UTC

interesting -- maybe I'll switch

2017-11-05 04:46:45 UTC

i used to use hayai launcher for a short while but i had an issue with duplicate apps

2017-11-05 04:46:58 UTC

its pretty nice other than that

2017-11-05 04:47:39 UTC

also you cant apply custom icons in miui

2017-11-05 04:48:22 UTC

the alos icon pack is pretty similar to miui icons but miui icons just put the icon in a rectangle box while alos has real icons

2017-11-05 04:50:37 UTC

miui is really nice, but i can't imagine using it personally

2017-11-05 04:51:02 UTC

there's also some wacky features like dual apps/dual systems that i've personally never seen before

2017-11-05 08:41:46 UTC

don't know why people bitch about MIUI, it's way less cancerous that touchjizz and such

2017-11-05 08:54:54 UTC

@johnfrum it is worth if you want to indulce yourself time to time ...for example burgers where there is 30%pork 50% beed and 20% Reindeer/elk/moose/boar/kangaroo/gator/etcetcetc

2017-11-05 08:55:05 UTC

around 15% fat content within meats

2017-11-05 08:55:28 UTC

that shit only needs proper cheese and mayo on top and ketchup on bottom

2017-11-05 08:56:43 UTC

but as pure-cooking outside of snacks and sauteed reindeer

2017-11-05 08:56:59 UTC

its not really worth the cost most of the time

2017-11-05 08:59:25 UTC

Still feel it's a bit of a waste of money. I cook with venison all the time but gametags are cheap where I am, provided you can find a place to hunt and market game meat is always subpar

2017-11-05 09:03:08 UTC

>tfw no time to go hunting this year

2017-11-05 10:32:10 UTC

100Mbps speeds here I cum

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376680085509505027/SCREAMING.PNG

2017-11-05 10:32:18 UTC

from 10 to 100

2017-11-05 10:32:22 UTC

B O Y Z

2017-11-05 10:46:01 UTC

awww

2017-11-05 10:46:14 UTC

<-- could have 1gb link for 30 euros

2017-11-05 10:46:26 UTC

i do use 100/100 tho just cause its free

2017-11-05 10:49:14 UTC

do you guys have 'data caps' where you are or is it just certain crappy ones

2017-11-05 10:49:27 UTC

100mb comcast with 1tb cap b4 additional charges

2017-11-05 10:50:07 UTC

standard monthly use is like 600gb for me i think?

2017-11-05 10:53:53 UTC

I get unlimited but im speed limited by the infrastructure

2017-11-05 10:54:16 UTC

I pay $70 a mo for 100mbit

2017-11-05 10:54:19 UTC

wew

2017-11-05 11:17:25 UTC

I seeded like 600 gigs of porn alone last month. Murican caps would make me cry.

2017-11-05 11:19:23 UTC

Lmao

2017-11-05 12:37:13 UTC

why?

2017-11-05 12:43:57 UTC

100 - 200 mbit seems to be pretty standard for central EU. no data caps. 30-40โ‚ฌ

2017-11-05 12:44:23 UTC

not on the countryside though

2017-11-05 12:44:35 UTC

and you can get like 400mbit for maybe 60โ‚ฌ

2017-11-05 12:50:56 UTC

if I had only 100-200 MBit I would kms

2017-11-05 12:59:35 UTC

dual apps actually is a feature that I would use

2017-11-05 13:19:38 UTC

I have 8 fucking mbit because i live around boomer fags

2017-11-05 13:19:47 UTC

who refuse to pay for fiber installation in the area

2017-11-05 13:19:57 UTC

gonna move next year, fuck this shit

2017-11-05 14:16:11 UTC

VERTICAL MOUSE THREAD

2017-11-05 14:16:31 UTC

<:faguette:293367421597646850>

2017-11-05 14:16:47 UTC

I've got a nasty shoulder injury and using my deathadder is starting to aggravate it

2017-11-05 14:16:51 UTC

so I got some ERGOs

2017-11-05 14:23:52 UTC

;_;

2017-11-05 14:43:37 UTC

I remember I had a teacher who used a vertical mouse

2017-11-05 15:36:27 UTC

ITT: post trackball mouses

2017-11-05 15:37:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376756860453257237/IMG_20171105_153700.jpg

2017-11-05 15:37:48 UTC

>leather wrist pad
Please tell me this is actually yours

2017-11-05 15:37:53 UTC

It is

2017-11-05 15:38:16 UTC

I'm going full ergo pal

2017-11-05 15:38:54 UTC

im just imagining someone in a full cast only moving two fingers and eyes

2017-11-05 15:40:39 UTC

you can get a logitech trackball p cheap

2017-11-05 15:40:43 UTC

if you want to try it out

2017-11-05 15:42:13 UTC

Ali sells them wat

2017-11-05 15:45:14 UTC

there's two types, thumb trackballs and finger trackballs, it's evenly split what people find comfy

2017-11-05 15:45:28 UTC

but if you have a PC shop nearby with test models you could use that

2017-11-05 15:45:40 UTC

I tried a logitech thumb trackball and the kensington

2017-11-05 15:46:43 UTC

only big drawback is you need to clean the ball and the surface underneath every few days

2017-11-05 15:46:56 UTC

but other than that I like it more than a normal mouse for browsing

2017-11-05 15:47:19 UTC

trackball mouses best mouses

2017-11-05 16:01:10 UTC

I have the M570 thumb ball

2017-11-05 16:01:11 UTC

p okay

2017-11-05 16:02:11 UTC

I found thumb balls don't help with the pain much but fingers feel just right

2017-11-05 16:06:29 UTC

probably just based on your style of mouse grip and hand

2017-11-05 17:17:50 UTC

as someone who is squeamish, these pics freak me the fuck out

2017-11-05 17:18:27 UTC

carpal tunnel/wrist pain is annoying, but that looks horrifying

2017-11-05 17:18:55 UTC

you don't see any of that m8,. they cover up your wrist

2017-11-05 17:20:47 UTC

still, looks like it will fuck up my hands as well

2017-11-05 17:24:14 UTC

video says splint would ease since it keeps the wrist neutral, getting cut open freaks me out

2017-11-05 17:35:34 UTC

โ€ข First Surgeries for Carpal Tunnel have a 50 โ€“ 60% success rate based on patient surveys.

2017-11-05 17:35:51 UTC

โ€ข Downtime after Surgery can range from 6 Weeks to 1 Year for rehabilitation and recovery

2017-11-05 17:36:59 UTC

tfw wishing i ignored the pain and carried on, still think going to just do the wrist brace

2017-11-05 17:40:17 UTC

try turning your keyboard sideways slightly and type that way, how does it feel?

2017-11-05 17:41:56 UTC

what the hell is that thing in the video...

2017-11-05 17:42:06 UTC

ergonomic keyboard for wrist pain

2017-11-05 17:42:23 UTC

200iq problem solving

2017-11-05 17:42:42 UTC

there's a lot of them, they usually work by letting you keep a straight wrist comfortably

2017-11-05 17:45:41 UTC

he's probably copying your exact typing style when he shows what fucks your wrists if I had to guess

2017-11-05 17:46:40 UTC

found that keyboard in second vid

2017-11-05 17:46:49 UTC

nice

2017-11-05 17:58:55 UTC

kinda cool that i'd consider

2017-11-05 18:12:40 UTC

>almost 40 bucks in shipping

2017-11-05 18:12:48 UTC

fug

2017-11-05 18:13:28 UTC

Just get non-pussy wrists mate

2017-11-05 18:13:43 UTC

another thing i'm realizing also, is that i think i should pull my keyboard out

2017-11-05 18:13:58 UTC

like slide the tray out

2017-11-05 18:15:26 UTC

I built my desk from 4 IKEA legs and a solid core door, and a keyboard tray is the only thing I miss. Tempted to buy the hardware to make one.

2017-11-05 18:35:44 UTC

is this the power of /diy/

2017-11-05 18:37:54 UTC

It hardly counts as /diy/, it's a total of 16 screws, m8. No cutting, fitting, or modifications to anything

2017-11-05 18:49:08 UTC

>be alone at the gym
>only moments later some 16-18 year old skinnyfat comes there
>nods as hello and then he goes do pulldown
>clearly see that he is using 30kg weight in pain
>has shitty pokerface on
>few minutes go on and he deciedes to change the machine
>goes around every machine like this place is some amusement park always just having 10-30kg weights
>im_sick_of_this_shit.rar
>ask him "Are you sure that you are supposed to be here?"
>skinnyfat looks at me confused and starts stutter "wh-what do you mean?"
>"what?
>"what are you saying..?"
>"WHAT!?"
>I smash my weights to the floor and start walking towards him
>"I ASKED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"
>he quickly leaves with wet pants
>everything_went_better_than_expected
>havent seen that guy after this
>gym culture rescued
So yeah does anyone have similar experiences? I still have ebin feeling, I can only imagine how that skinnyfat is eating hamburgers at home and crying his virginity

2017-11-05 18:49:53 UTC

nice_copy_pasta.jpg

2017-11-05 18:49:59 UTC

fake and gay

2017-11-05 19:07:35 UTC

what really happened
>be 16yo streetwear hyperbeast
>be a regular at local gym
>do pulldown for warm up
>some sperg starts looking at you funny
>sperg gets closer
>ohnoitsalive.jpg
>force a shitty poker face while desparately trying not to laugh
>its mouth starts to utter some noises
>w-waggggggggwaaannnnnzzzzz sup-suposed bee he?
>i'm sorry?
>wagw-wan doin heeeereeee? freeeeeeennssss?
>reach breaking point of trying not to burst out laughing of this poor autistic fella
>naruto run towards the door to gtfo as quickly and possible and hopefully brighten his spirits
>tfw

2017-11-05 19:07:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376809851965407234/1509887151230.png

2017-11-05 19:31:12 UTC

For a second I thought anon jizzed and let ants clean it up.

2017-11-05 19:33:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376816230243368961/detergent_think.jpg

2017-11-05 19:36:48 UTC

@Windatica
> takes part of funposting
>snaps out o it and deletes it
Wind a cute

2017-11-05 19:37:12 UTC

just took a sip of some detergent and now i am a fully functioning member of society

2017-11-05 19:38:14 UTC

One time I cussed at my dad and he made me take a full bite out of a (fresh) bar of Irish spring, chew it, and swallow it

2017-11-05 19:38:20 UTC

J-just thought I'd share that with you all

2017-11-05 19:41:05 UTC

I'll be your daddy

2017-11-05 19:42:29 UTC

M I N N E A P O L I S

2017-11-05 19:43:14 UTC

hows them somali's treating ya

2017-11-05 19:44:05 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-11-05 19:44:20 UTC

as a fellow minnesotan, i wish out of here

2017-11-05 19:44:25 UTC

i hate the cold

2017-11-05 19:44:44 UTC

Wow minnesota meetup? @Matthew @iโ—‹bas

2017-11-05 19:44:44 UTC

Just stay away from Franklin and Lake and you'll be okay

2017-11-05 19:45:00 UTC

Oh, and get your CCW permit :3

2017-11-05 19:46:19 UTC

>that /k/ memesters that shot a bunch if blacks chasing them and are in jail now

2017-11-05 19:46:22 UTC

F

2017-11-05 19:46:35 UTC

>go to meet up
>people discover your a turbo manlet

2017-11-05 19:46:48 UTC

Who hurt you

2017-11-05 19:47:15 UTC

lyfe

2017-11-05 19:47:31 UTC

Those dipshits antagonized the FUCK out of the protesters, left video evidence of their intent to do so, and put themselves into a situation where they needed to "defend" themselves

2017-11-05 19:47:36 UTC

0% sympathy

2017-11-05 19:48:09 UTC

And that's coming from a former Floridian. Fucking wish MN had Stand Your Ground + Castle Law

2017-11-05 19:48:10 UTC

Eh, if they did it after Stand Your Ground passed they probably would have had a better case

2017-11-05 19:48:22 UTC

MN has Stand Your Ground now

2017-11-05 19:48:26 UTC

W-what

2017-11-05 19:48:27 UTC

When

2017-11-05 19:48:28 UTC

Where

2017-11-05 19:48:38 UTC

Like a couple months ago.

2017-11-05 19:49:03 UTC

tfw don't own a desert eagle for conceal carry purposes

2017-11-05 19:49:18 UTC

I think you might be wrong, my man

2017-11-05 19:49:58 UTC

Nvm, it passed house committee

2017-11-05 19:50:21 UTC

Why the fuck does everything good take forever but everything shitty happens overnight?

2017-11-05 19:50:30 UTC

((( )))

2017-11-05 19:52:09 UTC

From what I understand, MN's "Duty to Flee" doesn't apply in your own home, so we kinda have castle law, I guess.

2017-11-05 19:52:44 UTC

But only in your house. Doesn't apply in detached buildings, like garages or sheds. So stupid.

2017-11-05 19:53:31 UTC

tfw a piece of me really wanted something to happen yesterday
tfw nothing happened

2017-11-05 19:53:55 UTC

Wasn't it today that it was supposed to happen? It being the fifth of November and all?

2017-11-05 19:54:53 UTC

>

2017-11-05 19:55:09 UTC

some autist took out a new york paper ad saying it was yesterday muh big revolution tipping point

2017-11-05 19:55:15 UTC

Maybe in bongistan

2017-11-05 19:55:19 UTC

jack shit happened except beating up rand paul lmao

2017-11-05 19:56:29 UTC

Even that was just a couple scuffs he didnt go to a hospital over. Probably just a work dispute given the assailant was a doctor.

2017-11-05 20:00:43 UTC

I think the chances of there being any kind of "uprising" or "revolution" is less than 0%. People get all their frustrations out on twitter or w/e, beat off, then go to sleep.

2017-11-05 20:05:53 UTC

tfw there probably won't be a massive cleansing in politics/hollywood either

2017-11-05 20:09:01 UTC

@tomo otkud si

2017-11-05 20:14:22 UTC

finally found aesthetically pleasing wrist brace

2017-11-05 20:18:47 UTC

why would u willingly wear this?

2017-11-05 20:19:03 UTC

For high speed low drag gaming

2017-11-05 20:20:12 UTC

To be subjected to friends and coworkers super funny Masturbation jokes

2017-11-05 20:20:16 UTC

@iโ—‹bas buy a switchblade for it

2017-11-05 20:24:08 UTC

Another shooting in Texas. Fuuuuck. Muh 2nd Amendment

2017-11-05 20:24:24 UTC

god bless

2017-11-05 20:24:25 UTC

that's ahead of schedule

2017-11-05 20:24:37 UTC

shootings are supposed to happen every Tuesday

2017-11-05 20:25:08 UTC

>Baptist Church

oh good no actual people died

2017-11-05 20:25:14 UTC

savage

2017-11-05 20:25:34 UTC

inshallah

2017-11-05 20:25:35 UTC

yeesh

2017-11-05 20:25:38 UTC

at least 27

2017-11-05 20:25:45 UTC

good kill count

2017-11-05 20:25:54 UTC

>church
Wonder who could be behind this

2017-11-05 20:26:07 UTC

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-11-05 20:26:43 UTC

o

2017-11-05 20:26:44 UTC

y

2017-11-05 20:26:48 UTC

** V E Y **

2017-11-05 20:27:06 UTC

>inb4 it's buried like that black guy who shot up a white church

2017-11-05 20:27:09 UTC

how dare the goyim worship yehovah

2017-11-05 20:28:51 UTC

despite hating the cold, a piece of me wants to move to maine or vermont

2017-11-05 20:29:07 UTC

my GF is from Maine, beautiful place.

2017-11-05 20:29:26 UTC

solid demographic distribution

2017-11-05 20:29:28 UTC

cold is better than unbearable heat

2017-11-05 20:29:41 UTC

This.

2017-11-05 20:29:43 UTC

Oh, for fucking sure

2017-11-05 20:30:08 UTC

I'm from Florida originally, and even in the fucking -20 and windy winters we get up here, I would never go back

2017-11-05 20:30:11 UTC

Never ever

2017-11-05 20:30:46 UTC

Fucking Minneasotans think they know what Humidity is ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-05 20:30:56 UTC

>tfw warm soup after an afternoon shoveling

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376830767738912770/1508194543660.gif

2017-11-05 20:31:14 UTC

KevinSpacey.gif

2017-11-05 20:32:01 UTC

@johnfrum tfw hot cup of coffee or chocolate while there's a fucking snow storm outside and you don't have to go anywhere

2017-11-05 20:32:30 UTC

I said "I have this one beautiful memory that I'd really like to share with you" . Then she turned around, realised and I took the photo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376831163731279924/IMG_20171105_1521225.jpg

2017-11-05 20:32:31 UTC

Hot Chocolate with a kick of Schnapps in it. Good shit

2017-11-05 20:33:05 UTC

fucking kek @porco

2017-11-05 20:33:22 UTC

You married a customer support worker?

2017-11-05 20:33:36 UTC

she's Taiwanese not Indian

2017-11-05 20:33:43 UTC

reddit

2017-11-05 20:33:43 UTC

Ask her what the quick dispatch button means

2017-11-05 20:33:47 UTC

lmao porcorosso

2017-11-05 20:33:52 UTC

is it a "her"?

2017-11-05 20:33:55 UTC

don't ask her

2017-11-05 20:34:08 UTC

that brings back traumatic flashbacks

2017-11-05 20:34:53 UTC

the chinks get whipped when you press dispatch faster

2017-11-05 20:35:17 UTC

I don't get it

2017-11-05 20:35:18 UTC

then she screamed

2017-11-05 20:35:30 UTC

pls explain

2017-11-05 20:35:37 UTC

Wonder what a gearbest warehouse looks like

2017-11-05 20:35:38 UTC

@porco GearBest has a dispatch faster button on orders

2017-11-05 20:35:55 UTC

>inb4 a framed picture of comfy next to mao

2017-11-05 20:35:56 UTC

what it does is a mystery

2017-11-05 20:36:10 UTC

@johnfrum there was a video not long ago here

2017-11-05 20:36:13 UTC

ah I never ordered from goybest

2017-11-05 20:36:20 UTC

tldr: chaos and supermarket shopping carts

2017-11-05 20:38:04 UTC

the video was also like 13fps

2017-11-05 20:38:26 UTC

the human eye can't see past 8 fps

2017-11-05 20:38:54 UTC

Yeah, but Americans can

2017-11-05 20:39:06 UTC

8 fatalities per second

2017-11-05 20:39:17 UTC

the average speed of an American shooting

2017-11-05 20:39:35 UTC

Not when it's Tranny Phantom doing the shooting

2017-11-05 20:40:46 UTC

All this talk of Freedom and Liberty is making me hungry.

2017-11-05 20:40:54 UTC

McDonalds, Burger King, or Wendy's, lads?

2017-11-05 20:41:03 UTC

Make ribs

2017-11-05 20:41:14 UTC

Make Ribs...or MCRIB?

2017-11-05 20:41:22 UTC

Mcribs are extinct

2017-11-05 20:41:28 UTC

They're back, my man

2017-11-05 20:41:37 UTC

>reviewbrah didn't do a review

2017-11-05 20:41:41 UTC

He's dead to me

2017-11-05 20:42:01 UTC

@Matthew five guys

2017-11-05 20:42:14 UTC

>bucket of bad fries

2017-11-05 20:42:16 UTC

Aww shit, one did just open up over here

2017-11-05 20:42:16 UTC

Ni

2017-11-05 20:42:17 UTC

it just sounded homo I don't even know the chain

2017-11-05 20:43:18 UTC

Five Guys = Superstacked burger for 12 bucks, and an obnoxious amount of soggy fries. Nobody likes how they taste, they just like how many of them they get

2017-11-05 20:43:26 UTC

and also, the entire place is littered with peanut shells

2017-11-05 20:43:50 UTC

And your burger is free if you notice that there's less or more than 5 men there

2017-11-05 20:45:06 UTC

Only thing fast food places are good for now are fries

2017-11-05 20:45:13 UTC

burger kings > mcdonalds fries

2017-11-05 20:45:17 UTC

^this

2017-11-05 20:45:33 UTC

And onion rings but they seemed to have disappeared

2017-11-05 20:45:38 UTC

i lose respect for people who tell me they prefer mcdonald bullshit soggy fries

2017-11-05 20:46:01 UTC

They're not fucking up here, but Checkers/Rallys fries are the best

2017-11-05 20:46:10 UTC

Or Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries

2017-11-05 20:46:35 UTC

don't eat at that many places, but enjoy arbies the most

2017-11-05 20:46:36 UTC

@Bong hrv

2017-11-05 20:55:26 UTC

@transience is new humbert

2017-11-05 20:58:29 UTC

pls stop bullying <:hms:311152554618912768>

2017-11-05 21:00:17 UTC

@Deleted User stream doesnt appear on your channel for me <:thenk:329322130804047872>

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