Message from @porco

Discord ID: 376831917808549891


2017-11-05 20:30:08 UTC  

I'm from Florida originally, and even in the fucking -20 and windy winters we get up here, I would never go back

2017-11-05 20:30:11 UTC  

Never ever

2017-11-05 20:30:46 UTC  

Fucking Minneasotans think they know what Humidity is 😂 👌

2017-11-05 20:30:56 UTC  

>tfw warm soup after an afternoon shoveling

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376830767738912770/1508194543660.gif

2017-11-05 20:31:14 UTC  

KevinSpacey.gif

2017-11-05 20:32:01 UTC  

@johnfrum tfw hot cup of coffee or chocolate while there's a fucking snow storm outside and you don't have to go anywhere

2017-11-05 20:32:30 UTC  

I said "I have this one beautiful memory that I'd really like to share with you" . Then she turned around, realised and I took the photo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/376831163731279924/IMG_20171105_1521225.jpg

2017-11-05 20:32:31 UTC  

Hot Chocolate with a kick of Schnapps in it. Good shit

2017-11-05 20:33:05 UTC  

fucking kek @porco

2017-11-05 20:33:22 UTC  

You married a customer support worker?

2017-11-05 20:33:36 UTC  

she's Taiwanese not Indian

2017-11-05 20:33:43 UTC  

reddit

2017-11-05 20:33:43 UTC  

Ask her what the quick dispatch button means

2017-11-05 20:33:47 UTC  

lmao porcorosso

2017-11-05 20:33:52 UTC  

is it a "her"?

2017-11-05 20:33:55 UTC  

don't ask her

2017-11-05 20:34:08 UTC  

that brings back traumatic flashbacks

2017-11-05 20:34:53 UTC  

the chinks get whipped when you press dispatch faster

2017-11-05 20:35:17 UTC  

I don't get it

2017-11-05 20:35:18 UTC  

then she screamed

2017-11-05 20:35:30 UTC  

pls explain

2017-11-05 20:35:37 UTC  

Wonder what a gearbest warehouse looks like

2017-11-05 20:35:38 UTC  

@porco GearBest has a dispatch faster button on orders

2017-11-05 20:35:55 UTC  

>inb4 a framed picture of comfy next to mao

2017-11-05 20:35:56 UTC  

what it does is a mystery

2017-11-05 20:36:10 UTC  

@johnfrum there was a video not long ago here

2017-11-05 20:36:13 UTC  

ah I never ordered from goybest

2017-11-05 20:36:20 UTC  

tldr: chaos and supermarket shopping carts

2017-11-05 20:38:04 UTC  

the video was also like 13fps

2017-11-05 20:38:26 UTC  

the human eye can't see past 8 fps

2017-11-05 20:38:54 UTC  

Yeah, but Americans can

2017-11-05 20:39:06 UTC  

8 fatalities per second

2017-11-05 20:39:17 UTC  

the average speed of an American shooting

2017-11-05 20:39:35 UTC  

Not when it's Tranny Phantom doing the shooting

2017-11-05 20:40:46 UTC  

All this talk of Freedom and Liberty is making me hungry.

2017-11-05 20:40:54 UTC  

McDonalds, Burger King, or Wendy's, lads?

2017-11-05 20:41:03 UTC  

Make ribs

2017-11-05 20:41:14 UTC  

Make Ribs...or MCRIB?

2017-11-05 20:41:22 UTC  

Mcribs are extinct

2017-11-05 20:41:28 UTC  

They're back, my man

2017-11-05 20:41:37 UTC  

>reviewbrah didn't do a review