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2017-11-26 19:18:45 UTC

These jokers can't even do it right, attention whore in the back needs to stop ruining it

2017-11-26 19:20:31 UTC

I don't know how many times the mods have to purge the chat before these faggots take the hint

2017-11-26 19:21:06 UTC

I agree

2017-11-26 19:22:17 UTC

There is the donald reddit discord where they can go contain themselves

2017-11-26 19:22:29 UTC

ahhhh i can't take it, someone remove these things for me !

2017-11-26 19:23:04 UTC

Coffee isn't a joke @Cole

2017-11-26 19:23:29 UTC

I rather not look like edgy alt light 12 year old retard subhuman in gym

2017-11-26 19:23:54 UTC

What are you doing at the gym besides working out

2017-11-26 19:24:05 UTC

@johnfrum nah it's coffee

2017-11-26 19:24:06 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-26 19:24:12 UTC

Opening discord app sometimes

2017-11-26 19:24:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/384424261328175104/unknown.png

2017-11-26 19:24:53 UTC
2017-11-26 19:24:55 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2017-11-26 19:25:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/384424386180153355/unknown.png

2017-11-26 19:25:26 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-26 19:25:42 UTC

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600> <:shark_chink:230982717200793600> <:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

2017-11-26 19:25:49 UTC

did nobody seriously buy the discounted shark last week

2017-11-26 19:25:53 UTC

you all suck

2017-11-26 19:26:08 UTC

if they had a discount on Ikea sharks here I'd buy an entire family

2017-11-26 19:26:14 UTC

My ikea is too far for memes

2017-11-26 19:26:28 UTC

wow you're letting the road Jews stop you

2017-11-26 19:27:20 UTC

Driving scares me, I have to do it every day but I keep thinking about the vids where an unsecured load from a truck throws a rock into a windshield and kills someone

2017-11-26 19:27:41 UTC

just buy a tank smh

2017-11-26 19:27:44 UTC

you're a burger

2017-11-26 19:27:48 UTC

you can buy a tank

2017-11-26 19:27:51 UTC

it's your right

2017-11-26 19:27:54 UTC

Not road legal

2017-11-26 19:27:59 UTC

you should work on your unbuckle and lean reflexes

2017-11-26 19:28:06 UTC

this tbh

2017-11-26 19:28:24 UTC

He's only being ironically being retarded

2017-11-26 19:28:27 UTC

but he's a burger so the only reflex he has is to reach for the big Mac

2017-11-26 19:28:34 UTC

@Deleted User That's called tea though.

2017-11-26 19:28:42 UTC
2017-11-26 19:28:46 UTC

What?

2017-11-26 19:28:48 UTC

nt

2017-11-26 19:28:55 UTC

who here takes tea with milk?

2017-11-26 19:29:01 UTC

eww

2017-11-26 19:29:04 UTC

just so I know who to never talk to again

2017-11-26 19:29:12 UTC

I take tea like I take dicks

2017-11-26 19:29:12 UTC

@aebkop my nigger ๐Ÿ”ฆ

2017-11-26 19:29:14 UTC

i dont drink tea or coffee with milk

2017-11-26 19:29:25 UTC

I dont drink tea

2017-11-26 19:29:41 UTC

I sometimes don't even take water. Just chew the tea leaves.

2017-11-26 19:29:45 UTC

personally, i can unbuckle, lean forward in 1.4 seconds, meanwhile a truck that is five car lengths away at a higher trajectory point gives me 3.2 to properly react, i feel as if i'll survive 8/10 times

2017-11-26 19:30:09 UTC

feels like this needs eurobeat

2017-11-26 19:30:34 UTC

I mean like this (NSFL)

2017-11-26 19:31:48 UTC

LTT code "MIBOOKPRO" has expired.

2017-11-26 19:32:13 UTC
2017-11-26 19:33:15 UTC
2017-11-26 19:40:18 UTC

This is why I always overtake trucks when I can

2017-11-26 19:40:47 UTC

I hate big vehicles in general, they take too much of my view and I can't see shit

2017-11-26 19:41:08 UTC

i uhhh hate to say it... but in that video with the brick, i counted like 3 mississippi and i think i would have survived

2017-11-26 19:41:28 UTC

Because you would be the driver

2017-11-26 19:41:42 UTC

Your only way to lose virginity would be dead

2017-11-26 19:41:49 UTC

yeah but if i was the driver, then i would have used my reflexes to catch it

2017-11-26 19:44:17 UTC

If you even noticed it in the first place

2017-11-26 19:44:29 UTC

3 inch thick racing/driving gloves

2017-11-26 19:45:23 UTC

if anything, this should demonstrate riding shotgun is overrated

2017-11-26 19:45:28 UTC

https://youtu.be/WByjuUrXwtg
>only scene is overshit

2017-11-26 19:46:34 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 good meme

2017-11-26 19:46:52 UTC

It's shit because overwatch is shit

2017-11-26 20:02:24 UTC

meemos

2017-11-26 20:03:04 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-26 20:06:52 UTC

come be cucks

2017-11-26 20:07:39 UTC

The fuck is this

2017-11-26 20:08:22 UTC

draw shit guess words

2017-11-26 20:10:23 UTC

ill wait till i get my chink tablet in the mail

2017-11-26 20:13:09 UTC

it happened

2017-11-26 20:13:13 UTC

#metoo

2017-11-26 20:14:54 UTC

Got felt up by a dirty old man?

2017-11-26 20:20:23 UTC

Germany: Six Injured as Car Ploughs Into Nightclub Crowd

aaaaaaaaahaha look at this not terrorism right here

2017-11-26 20:20:51 UTC

kek

2017-11-26 20:21:03 UTC

>man starts talking to you
>whips out cock
>starts jerking off and backs you into a corner
>there's nowhere for you to go
What's your move?

2017-11-26 20:21:33 UTC

obviously kick him in the dick, take his wallet and buy ice cream

2017-11-26 20:21:43 UTC

>not gelato

2017-11-26 20:21:47 UTC

you deserve to be molested

2017-11-26 20:22:01 UTC

>implying im going to buy cheap gelato from a supermarket

2017-11-26 20:22:08 UTC

if im getting gelato i have to drive like 2 hours to do that

2017-11-26 20:22:10 UTC

@iโ—‹bas take off pants, start flailing dick around while shitting, banshee wails, see if that makes him flaccid

2017-11-26 20:22:12 UTC

@iโ—‹bas
Emisar D4 on Turbo
Apply to dick

( @aebkop )

2017-11-26 20:22:17 UTC

diversity truck again?

2017-11-26 20:22:24 UTC

diversity drunk syrian

2017-11-26 20:22:36 UTC

ban all vehicles

2017-11-26 20:22:39 UTC

Was there snackbar?

2017-11-26 20:23:20 UTC

@cjharmer73 you just made it consensual and participated in feces play

2017-11-26 20:24:28 UTC

@iโ—‹bas but does it make him flaccid? or are my yells only fuel for his mastubation?

2017-11-26 20:24:54 UTC

@iโ—‹bas i mean his blood is in his dick, he would be weak for a counterattack with a stiffy

2017-11-26 20:25:07 UTC

did a truck strike again

2017-11-26 20:25:23 UTC

nah just a car in germany

2017-11-26 20:25:27 UTC

I wonder if trucks of peace will help force self driving cars on teh masses

2017-11-26 20:25:43 UTC

then i wont have to worry about getting fucking Hit on my drive to work

2017-11-26 20:26:04 UTC

are you actually worried though <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-11-26 20:26:13 UTC

well, the tesla trucks might have autopilot again, right

2017-11-26 20:26:22 UTC

assuming enough companies buy into the meme,

2017-11-26 20:26:26 UTC

im not worried about a truck of peace at all

2017-11-26 20:26:27 UTC

others will follow

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