Message from @johnfrum

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2017-11-26 19:27:20 UTC  

Driving scares me, I have to do it every day but I keep thinking about the vids where an unsecured load from a truck throws a rock into a windshield and kills someone

2017-11-26 19:27:41 UTC  

just buy a tank smh

2017-11-26 19:27:44 UTC  

you're a burger

2017-11-26 19:27:48 UTC  

you can buy a tank

2017-11-26 19:27:51 UTC  

it's your right

2017-11-26 19:27:54 UTC  

Not road legal

2017-11-26 19:27:59 UTC  

you should work on your unbuckle and lean reflexes

2017-11-26 19:28:06 UTC  

this tbh

2017-11-26 19:28:24 UTC  

He's only being ironically being retarded

2017-11-26 19:28:27 UTC  

but he's a burger so the only reflex he has is to reach for the big Mac

2017-11-26 19:28:34 UTC  

@Deleted User That's called tea though.

2017-11-26 19:28:42 UTC  
2017-11-26 19:28:46 UTC  

What?

2017-11-26 19:28:48 UTC  

nt

2017-11-26 19:28:55 UTC  

who here takes tea with milk?

2017-11-26 19:29:01 UTC  

eww

2017-11-26 19:29:04 UTC  

just so I know who to never talk to again

2017-11-26 19:29:12 UTC  

I take tea like I take dicks

2017-11-26 19:29:12 UTC  

@aebkop my nigger 🔦

2017-11-26 19:29:14 UTC  

i dont drink tea or coffee with milk

2017-11-26 19:29:25 UTC  

I dont drink tea

2017-11-26 19:29:41 UTC  

I sometimes don't even take water. Just chew the tea leaves.

2017-11-26 19:29:45 UTC  

personally, i can unbuckle, lean forward in 1.4 seconds, meanwhile a truck that is five car lengths away at a higher trajectory point gives me 3.2 to properly react, i feel as if i'll survive 8/10 times

2017-11-26 19:30:09 UTC  

feels like this needs eurobeat

2017-11-26 19:30:28 UTC  
2017-11-26 19:30:34 UTC  

I mean like this (NSFL)

2017-11-26 19:31:48 UTC  

LTT code "MIBOOKPRO" has expired.

2017-11-26 19:32:13 UTC  
2017-11-26 19:33:15 UTC  
2017-11-26 19:40:18 UTC  

This is why I always overtake trucks when I can

2017-11-26 19:40:47 UTC  

I hate big vehicles in general, they take too much of my view and I can't see shit

2017-11-26 19:41:08 UTC  

i uhhh hate to say it... but in that video with the brick, i counted like 3 mississippi and i think i would have survived

2017-11-26 19:41:28 UTC  

Because you would be the driver

2017-11-26 19:41:42 UTC  

Your only way to lose virginity would be dead

2017-11-26 19:41:49 UTC  

yeah but if i was the driver, then i would have used my reflexes to catch it

2017-11-26 19:44:17 UTC  

If you even noticed it in the first place

2017-11-26 19:44:29 UTC  

3 inch thick racing/driving gloves

2017-11-26 19:45:23 UTC  

if anything, this should demonstrate riding shotgun is overrated

2017-11-26 19:45:28 UTC  

https://youtu.be/WByjuUrXwtg
>only scene is overshit

2017-11-26 19:46:34 UTC  

@johnfrum#8811 good meme

2017-11-26 19:46:52 UTC  

It's shit because overwatch is shit