eww

just so I know who to never talk to again

I take tea like I take dicks

@aebkop my nigger 🔦

i dont drink tea or coffee with milk

I dont drink tea

I sometimes don't even take water. Just chew the tea leaves.

personally, i can unbuckle, lean forward in 1.4 seconds, meanwhile a truck that is five car lengths away at a higher trajectory point gives me 3.2 to properly react, i feel as if i'll survive 8/10 times

feels like this needs eurobeat

https://youtu.be/iazTQVi1CEE

I mean like this (NSFL)

LTT code "MIBOOKPRO" has expired.

@fireglow yes

@johnfrum#8811 > https://youtu.be/6_chO3llE8U?t=3s

This is why I always overtake trucks when I can

I hate big vehicles in general, they take too much of my view and I can't see shit

i uhhh hate to say it... but in that video with the brick, i counted like 3 mississippi and i think i would have survived

Because you would be the driver

Your only way to lose virginity would be dead

yeah but if i was the driver, then i would have used my reflexes to catch it

If you even noticed it in the first place

3 inch thick racing/driving gloves

if anything, this should demonstrate riding shotgun is overrated

https://youtu.be/WByjuUrXwtg
>only scene is overshit

@johnfrum#8811 good meme

It's shit because overwatch is shit

https://twitter.com/Jameskii/status/934784712333283328

meemos

🤔

https://panpingo.com/room/Android

come be cucks

The fuck is this

draw shit guess words

ill wait till i get my chink tablet in the mail

it happened

#metoo

Got felt up by a dirty old man?

Germany: Six Injured as Car Ploughs Into Nightclub Crowd

aaaaaaaaahaha look at this not terrorism right here

kek

>man starts talking to you
>whips out cock
>starts jerking off and backs you into a corner
>there's nowhere for you to go
What's your move?

obviously kick him in the dick, take his wallet and buy ice cream