Message from @SmugJew

Discord ID: 384435234243870721


2017-11-26 19:32:13 UTC  
2017-11-26 19:33:15 UTC  
2017-11-26 19:40:18 UTC  

This is why I always overtake trucks when I can

2017-11-26 19:40:47 UTC  

I hate big vehicles in general, they take too much of my view and I can't see shit

2017-11-26 19:41:08 UTC  

i uhhh hate to say it... but in that video with the brick, i counted like 3 mississippi and i think i would have survived

2017-11-26 19:41:28 UTC  

Because you would be the driver

2017-11-26 19:41:42 UTC  

Your only way to lose virginity would be dead

2017-11-26 19:41:49 UTC  

yeah but if i was the driver, then i would have used my reflexes to catch it

2017-11-26 19:44:17 UTC  

If you even noticed it in the first place

2017-11-26 19:44:29 UTC  

3 inch thick racing/driving gloves

2017-11-26 19:45:23 UTC  

if anything, this should demonstrate riding shotgun is overrated

2017-11-26 19:45:28 UTC  

https://youtu.be/WByjuUrXwtg
>only scene is overshit

2017-11-26 19:46:34 UTC  

@johnfrum#8811 good meme

2017-11-26 19:46:52 UTC  

It's shit because overwatch is shit

2017-11-26 20:02:24 UTC  

meemos

2017-11-26 20:03:04 UTC  

🤔

2017-11-26 20:06:52 UTC  

come be cucks

2017-11-26 20:07:39 UTC  

The fuck is this

2017-11-26 20:08:22 UTC  

draw shit guess words

2017-11-26 20:10:23 UTC  

ill wait till i get my chink tablet in the mail

2017-11-26 20:13:09 UTC  

it happened

2017-11-26 20:13:13 UTC  

#metoo

2017-11-26 20:14:54 UTC  

Got felt up by a dirty old man?

2017-11-26 20:20:23 UTC  

Germany: Six Injured as Car Ploughs Into Nightclub Crowd

aaaaaaaaahaha look at this not terrorism right here

2017-11-26 20:20:51 UTC  

kek

2017-11-26 20:21:03 UTC  

>man starts talking to you
>whips out cock
>starts jerking off and backs you into a corner
>there's nowhere for you to go
What's your move?

2017-11-26 20:21:33 UTC  

obviously kick him in the dick, take his wallet and buy ice cream

2017-11-26 20:21:43 UTC  

>not gelato

2017-11-26 20:21:47 UTC  

you deserve to be molested

2017-11-26 20:22:01 UTC  

>implying im going to buy cheap gelato from a supermarket

2017-11-26 20:22:08 UTC  

if im getting gelato i have to drive like 2 hours to do that

2017-11-26 20:22:10 UTC  

@i○bas take off pants, start flailing dick around while shitting, banshee wails, see if that makes him flaccid

2017-11-26 20:22:12 UTC  

@i○bas
Emisar D4 on Turbo
Apply to dick

( @aebkop )

2017-11-26 20:22:17 UTC  

diversity truck again?

2017-11-26 20:22:24 UTC  

diversity drunk syrian

2017-11-26 20:22:36 UTC  

ban all vehicles

2017-11-26 20:22:39 UTC  

Was there snackbar?

2017-11-26 20:23:20 UTC  

@cjharmer73 you just made it consensual and participated in feces play

2017-11-26 20:24:28 UTC  

@i○bas but does it make him flaccid? or are my yells only fuel for his mastubation?