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did nobody seriously buy the discounted shark last week

you all suck

if they had a discount on Ikea sharks here I'd buy an entire family

My ikea is too far for memes

wow you're letting the road Jews stop you

Driving scares me, I have to do it every day but I keep thinking about the vids where an unsecured load from a truck throws a rock into a windshield and kills someone

just buy a tank smh

you're a burger

you can buy a tank

it's your right

Not road legal

you should work on your unbuckle and lean reflexes

this tbh

He's only being ironically being retarded

but he's a burger so the only reflex he has is to reach for the big Mac

@Deleted User That's called tea though.

@kontroll >

What?

nt

who here takes tea with milk?

eww

just so I know who to never talk to again

I take tea like I take dicks

@aebkop my nigger 🔦

i dont drink tea or coffee with milk

I dont drink tea

I sometimes don't even take water. Just chew the tea leaves.

personally, i can unbuckle, lean forward in 1.4 seconds, meanwhile a truck that is five car lengths away at a higher trajectory point gives me 3.2 to properly react, i feel as if i'll survive 8/10 times

feels like this needs eurobeat

https://youtu.be/iazTQVi1CEE

I mean like this (NSFL)

LTT code "MIBOOKPRO" has expired.

@fireglow yes

@johnfrum#8811 > https://youtu.be/6_chO3llE8U?t=3s

This is why I always overtake trucks when I can

I hate big vehicles in general, they take too much of my view and I can't see shit

i uhhh hate to say it... but in that video with the brick, i counted like 3 mississippi and i think i would have survived

Because you would be the driver

Your only way to lose virginity would be dead

yeah but if i was the driver, then i would have used my reflexes to catch it