isnt that all of us

no I find memes repulsive

you cant actually compete with energy drink fueled finniss autism

fedora is way past energy drinks

that's gotta be cocaine

Ahahhah wonder of whay euroshopper does to memetic mind

the fuck was this sentence

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I've been reading too many gag slice of life mangas. I keep expecting someone to get lynched

Fuckin Japan

>reading mango

My Kindle died or I'd have read a book

>reading books

And it's cold outside so I didn't wanna grab an actual boom

Euroshopper <:benis:239668961011040257>

Book

And I hear gunshots from a few miles over

So I'm not going outside my work shack

Lörs lärä spurdo spårde >testicle torsions :-DDDDD <:benis:239668961011040257> !!!!

all you need to read is documentation for MCUs

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@Pawp how's life in Detroit

I don't live in Detroit. I'm just at work.

>gunshots

I'm a security guard lmao.

Bullets didn't enter my property. So I'm good

>hears gunshots
>ain't goin out
>security guard

are you proud to serve and die for mr goldberg

Paul Blart

@Pawp srsly though where u at

I'm not paid enough to die. They can shoot all they want the cops will handle it

Euro shopper!!!! Ebin :-DDDDDD <:benis:239668961011040257>

I'm near enough to a sketchy part of town but I'm in the industrial section so it's from a ways away

>nation

Murrivan

Murrican

kek thought so

Paul Blart Mall Cop

Better then a truck of peace trying to run me down <:hms:311152554618912768>

Nice

g-g-get it

are you high enough clearance to be allowed access to the rooftop mounted turret?

@Pawp tfw live in Europe
completely safe of Arabs

I'm paid low af. Of something happens I'm going to the edge of the property and sleeping. I basically sleep on the job most days anyway cuz fuck all happens

no arab wants to go to such a poor country like czechia

Easiest. Paycheck. Of my life.

the closest I get to jihad is if I order a kebab

are your kebabs sold by czechs?

@spaqin officially Arab proof (tm)

some are yes

otherwise it's like Azerbaijanis or something

im probs gonna collapse soon like mcnugget girl, i have a limited autist diet and a fear of unknown taste/food

the Czech kebabs are too safe

tfw there's a literal franchise of "Polish Kebab From A Real Pole™" around here

I don't feel danger when eating them

i think only in the eastern part of polan

Lots are you lost

and they sell pork kebabs :O

kek

good

https://pics.me.me/ara-elliot-tebele-fuckjerry-im-here-for-a-good-time-27780021.png

Fucking idiots

tfw no autistic gf to have three different meals with me

Tfw last girlfriend went insane and drove me mad. Tfw gfs are a scam

mcnuggets are actually disgusting

Especially now that they are not fried in beef Tallow

mcnuggets arent the worst chicken tender ive had

@Pawp do you have a work issued Maglite? 🔦

No

sad

I need to get a flashlight

IV been saying I need to get one for a year

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But I don't wanna get chinked on a shitty one

I can hook you up fam

I just wander around in the darj

you need to get a 5 lb metal flashlight baton and learn how to get a proper rotation throw to knock out an assailant from a distance

doesn't wanna be seen kek

Hmu in like. Ten hours in going to go right to sleep when I get home.

It makes pissing in the bushes easier

just @ me when you have time

Will do.

Seriously tho security work is super easy. If it paid better I'd stay forever but alas. I gotta do some other garbage to live

i hope someone breaks into ur place, draws penises on ur face, robs u, pulls ur pants down and you wake up to ur boss super mad redface yelling at you by your last name

M8 I guard old people or fences.

tfw no Segway

can't be true Paul Blart

The old people feed me sometimes. And the fences are worth like. Fifty grand

gated community eh

Not even. Just a door with a card lock

I considered cloning my guard key and breaking in when I quit

And robbing them of there security camera server

YOU BEST BE GETTIN ON OUTTA HERE BOY, YA HEAR?

But then I was like. What do I need a third sever for. It's also probably really shitty people

I'd steal the old people instead

sell them as sex slaves in Germany

I'd probably be able to kill at least three people and cut the cameras before I got caught <:chink:323022148870602752>

Also. It's old disabled people

Values too low to export them

do you have a gun