Message from @spaqin
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I don't live in Detroit. I'm just at work.
>gunshots
I'm a security guard lmao.
Bullets didn't enter my property. So I'm good
>hears gunshots
>ain't goin out
>security guard
are you proud to serve and die for mr goldberg
Paul Blart
I'm not paid enough to die. They can shoot all they want the cops will handle it
Euro shopper!!!! Ebin :-DDDDDD <:benis:239668961011040257>
I'm near enough to a sketchy part of town but I'm in the industrial section so it's from a ways away
>nation
Murrivan
Murrican
kek thought so
Paul Blart Mall Cop
Better then a truck of peace trying to run me down <:hms:311152554618912768>
Nice
are you high enough clearance to be allowed access to the rooftop mounted turret?
I'm paid low af. Of something happens I'm going to the edge of the property and sleeping. I basically sleep on the job most days anyway cuz fuck all happens
no arab wants to go to such a poor country like czechia
Easiest. Paycheck. Of my life.
the closest I get to jihad is if I order a kebab
are your kebabs sold by czechs?
some are yes
otherwise it's like Azerbaijanis or something
im probs gonna collapse soon like mcnugget girl, i have a limited autist diet and a fear of unknown taste/food
the Czech kebabs are too safe
tfw there's a literal franchise of "Polish Kebab From A Real Pole™" around here
I don't feel danger when eating them
i think only in the eastern part of polan
Lots are you lost
and they sell pork kebabs :O
kek
good