Message from @i○bas

Discord ID: 381419096467701761


2017-11-18 12:19:44 UTC  

g-g-get it

2017-11-18 12:19:52 UTC  

are you high enough clearance to be allowed access to the rooftop mounted turret?

2017-11-18 12:20:22 UTC  

@Pawp tfw live in Europe
completely safe of Arabs

2017-11-18 12:20:44 UTC  

I'm paid low af. Of something happens I'm going to the edge of the property and sleeping. I basically sleep on the job most days anyway cuz fuck all happens

2017-11-18 12:20:54 UTC  

no arab wants to go to such a poor country like czechia

2017-11-18 12:20:58 UTC  

Easiest. Paycheck. Of my life.

2017-11-18 12:21:06 UTC  

the closest I get to jihad is if I order a kebab

2017-11-18 12:21:27 UTC  

are your kebabs sold by czechs?

2017-11-18 12:21:38 UTC  

@spaqin officially Arab proof (tm)

2017-11-18 12:21:43 UTC  

some are yes

2017-11-18 12:21:54 UTC  

otherwise it's like Azerbaijanis or something

2017-11-18 12:22:06 UTC  

im probs gonna collapse soon like mcnugget girl, i have a limited autist diet and a fear of unknown taste/food

2017-11-18 12:22:08 UTC  

the Czech kebabs are too safe

2017-11-18 12:22:08 UTC  

tfw there's a literal franchise of "Polish Kebab From A Real Pole™" around here

2017-11-18 12:22:18 UTC  

I don't feel danger when eating them

2017-11-18 12:22:21 UTC  

i think only in the eastern part of polan

2017-11-18 12:22:28 UTC  

Lots are you lost

2017-11-18 12:22:49 UTC  

and they sell pork kebabs :O

2017-11-18 12:22:54 UTC  

kek

2017-11-18 12:22:56 UTC  

good

2017-11-18 12:23:38 UTC  

Fucking idiots

2017-11-18 12:23:40 UTC  

tfw no autistic gf to have three different meals with me

2017-11-18 12:24:24 UTC  

Tfw last girlfriend went insane and drove me mad. Tfw gfs are a scam

2017-11-18 12:24:30 UTC  

mcnuggets are actually disgusting

2017-11-18 12:24:54 UTC  

Especially now that they are not fried in beef Tallow

2017-11-18 12:24:57 UTC  

mcnuggets arent the worst chicken tender ive had

2017-11-18 12:25:07 UTC  

@Pawp do you have a work issued Maglite? 🔦

2017-11-18 12:25:11 UTC  

No

2017-11-18 12:25:16 UTC  

sad

2017-11-18 12:25:16 UTC  

I need to get a flashlight

2017-11-18 12:25:23 UTC  

IV been saying I need to get one for a year

2017-11-18 12:25:25 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2017-11-18 12:25:33 UTC  

But I don't wanna get chinked on a shitty one

2017-11-18 12:25:45 UTC  

I can hook you up fam

2017-11-18 12:25:50 UTC  

I just wander around in the darj

2017-11-18 12:25:59 UTC  

you need to get a 5 lb metal flashlight baton and learn how to get a proper rotation throw to knock out an assailant from a distance

2017-11-18 12:26:04 UTC  

doesn't wanna be seen kek

2017-11-18 12:26:04 UTC  

Hmu in like. Ten hours in going to go right to sleep when I get home.

2017-11-18 12:26:19 UTC  

It makes pissing in the bushes easier

2017-11-18 12:26:22 UTC  

just @ me when you have time