>hears gunshots
>ain't goin out
>security guard

are you proud to serve and die for mr goldberg

Paul Blart

@Pawp srsly though where u at

I'm not paid enough to die. They can shoot all they want the cops will handle it

Euro shopper!!!! Ebin :-DDDDDD <:benis:239668961011040257>

I'm near enough to a sketchy part of town but I'm in the industrial section so it's from a ways away

>nation

Murrivan

Murrican

kek thought so

Paul Blart Mall Cop

Better then a truck of peace trying to run me down <:hms:311152554618912768>

Nice

g-g-get it

are you high enough clearance to be allowed access to the rooftop mounted turret?

@Pawp tfw live in Europe
completely safe of Arabs

I'm paid low af. Of something happens I'm going to the edge of the property and sleeping. I basically sleep on the job most days anyway cuz fuck all happens

no arab wants to go to such a poor country like czechia

Easiest. Paycheck. Of my life.

the closest I get to jihad is if I order a kebab

are your kebabs sold by czechs?

@spaqin officially Arab proof (tm)

some are yes

otherwise it's like Azerbaijanis or something

im probs gonna collapse soon like mcnugget girl, i have a limited autist diet and a fear of unknown taste/food

the Czech kebabs are too safe

tfw there's a literal franchise of "Polish Kebab From A Real Pole™" around here

I don't feel danger when eating them

i think only in the eastern part of polan

Lots are you lost

and they sell pork kebabs :O

kek

good

https://pics.me.me/ara-elliot-tebele-fuckjerry-im-here-for-a-good-time-27780021.png

Fucking idiots

tfw no autistic gf to have three different meals with me

Tfw last girlfriend went insane and drove me mad. Tfw gfs are a scam

mcnuggets are actually disgusting

Especially now that they are not fried in beef Tallow

mcnuggets arent the worst chicken tender ive had