sad

I need to get a flashlight

IV been saying I need to get one for a year

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

But I don't wanna get chinked on a shitty one

I can hook you up fam

I just wander around in the darj

you need to get a 5 lb metal flashlight baton and learn how to get a proper rotation throw to knock out an assailant from a distance

doesn't wanna be seen kek

Hmu in like. Ten hours in going to go right to sleep when I get home.

It makes pissing in the bushes easier

just @ me when you have time

Will do.

Seriously tho security work is super easy. If it paid better I'd stay forever but alas. I gotta do some other garbage to live

i hope someone breaks into ur place, draws penises on ur face, robs u, pulls ur pants down and you wake up to ur boss super mad redface yelling at you by your last name

M8 I guard old people or fences.

tfw no Segway

can't be true Paul Blart

The old people feed me sometimes. And the fences are worth like. Fifty grand

gated community eh

Not even. Just a door with a card lock

I considered cloning my guard key and breaking in when I quit

And robbing them of there security camera server

YOU BEST BE GETTIN ON OUTTA HERE BOY, YA HEAR?

But then I was like. What do I need a third sever for. It's also probably really shitty people

I'd steal the old people instead

sell them as sex slaves in Germany

I'd probably be able to kill at least three people and cut the cameras before I got caught <:chink:323022148870602752>

Also. It's old disabled people

Values too low to export them

do you have a gun

And building isn't easily flamible

damn, u must not believe in yourself and have depression or something to say you could only kill three people, learn to love yourself, dream bigger

yeah this

a real burger kills in the dozens

Lots the cops respond fast in that area. They would be there in ten min. I'd need to at least try to escape

I'm aiming for serial killer not spree killer

but the second one makes the news better

True.<:autism:327926282639769610>

Lazy mods need to add a few hundred more emotes

there's like 3 slots left or something