Message from @i○bas
Discord ID: 381420203981930496
Tfw last girlfriend went insane and drove me mad. Tfw gfs are a scam
mcnuggets are actually disgusting
Especially now that they are not fried in beef Tallow
mcnuggets arent the worst chicken tender ive had
No
sad
I need to get a flashlight
IV been saying I need to get one for a year
<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
But I don't wanna get chinked on a shitty one
I can hook you up fam
I just wander around in the darj
you need to get a 5 lb metal flashlight baton and learn how to get a proper rotation throw to knock out an assailant from a distance
doesn't wanna be seen kek
Hmu in like. Ten hours in going to go right to sleep when I get home.
It makes pissing in the bushes easier
just @ me when you have time
Will do.
Seriously tho security work is super easy. If it paid better I'd stay forever but alas. I gotta do some other garbage to live
i hope someone breaks into ur place, draws penises on ur face, robs u, pulls ur pants down and you wake up to ur boss super mad redface yelling at you by your last name
M8 I guard old people or fences.
tfw no Segway
can't be true Paul Blart
The old people feed me sometimes. And the fences are worth like. Fifty grand
gated community eh
Not even. Just a door with a card lock
I considered cloning my guard key and breaking in when I quit
And robbing them of there security camera server
YOU BEST BE GETTIN ON OUTTA HERE BOY, YA HEAR?
But then I was like. What do I need a third sever for. It's also probably really shitty people
I'd steal the old people instead
sell them as sex slaves in Germany
I'd probably be able to kill at least three people and cut the cameras before I got caught <:chink:323022148870602752>
Also. It's old disabled people
Values too low to export them
do you have a gun
And building isn't easily flamible
damn, u must not believe in yourself and have depression or something to say you could only kill three people, learn to love yourself, dream bigger
yeah this
a real burger kills in the dozens