tfw there's a literal franchise of "Polish Kebab From A Real Pole™" around here

I don't feel danger when eating them

i think only in the eastern part of polan

Lots are you lost

and they sell pork kebabs :O

kek

good

https://pics.me.me/ara-elliot-tebele-fuckjerry-im-here-for-a-good-time-27780021.png

Fucking idiots

tfw no autistic gf to have three different meals with me

Tfw last girlfriend went insane and drove me mad. Tfw gfs are a scam

mcnuggets are actually disgusting

Especially now that they are not fried in beef Tallow

mcnuggets arent the worst chicken tender ive had

@Pawp do you have a work issued Maglite? 🔦

No

sad

I need to get a flashlight

IV been saying I need to get one for a year

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But I don't wanna get chinked on a shitty one

I can hook you up fam

I just wander around in the darj

you need to get a 5 lb metal flashlight baton and learn how to get a proper rotation throw to knock out an assailant from a distance

doesn't wanna be seen kek

Hmu in like. Ten hours in going to go right to sleep when I get home.

It makes pissing in the bushes easier

just @ me when you have time

Will do.

Seriously tho security work is super easy. If it paid better I'd stay forever but alas. I gotta do some other garbage to live

i hope someone breaks into ur place, draws penises on ur face, robs u, pulls ur pants down and you wake up to ur boss super mad redface yelling at you by your last name

M8 I guard old people or fences.

tfw no Segway

can't be true Paul Blart

The old people feed me sometimes. And the fences are worth like. Fifty grand

gated community eh

Not even. Just a door with a card lock

I considered cloning my guard key and breaking in when I quit

And robbing them of there security camera server

YOU BEST BE GETTIN ON OUTTA HERE BOY, YA HEAR?

But then I was like. What do I need a third sever for. It's also probably really shitty people