"listen kids when granpa was young we fucked trannies so hard they cried for pussy"

was it like a tranny that actually looks like a girl

if you look on /r/traps like 90 percent of them are barely even trying

tfw he didn't realize the 6'5 girl was a tranny

as I said, until it undressed, I didn't have the slightest idea that it could be anything else than a girl

Superior Nordic genetics

hm

probably my worst hookup was with a palestinian chick

tell us

so are you pro israel ethnostate then

She was made of hummus

i served in the IDF for a bit, i met her while running a checkpoint, we talked

wait are you jewish <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

does it matter?

was a question

no

please continue

i want to know the blasteninian chicks endgame

it also explains why friend is now using hormones <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

so she lived near a place i was staying at, like maybe half an hour away by walking not including checkpoints and such

She couldn't go into West Jerusalem easily because she was palestinian and she was too stubborn to accept the israeli citizenship that was offered to her

long story short, I go to her house, walked through a sketchy arab village, pretty much violated all of the safety rules set out to us in basic training

ouch

i knock, she's there, we talk and smoke hookah together

she tries to initiate, im like fuck it

when i grow up i will also be a chad

sex was amazing because of the whole political tension but after I'm done, I notice that my rifle isn't where I put it

one of the worst things you can do in the IDF is lose your rifle, court martial, possibly prison

specialy for "enemy" side

If I lost my service rifle while in a palestinian village that I'm not supposed to be in and it was stolen by the palestinian thot, i would be in prison

Or you could just become an Arab. Problem solved. Live happily ever after. 👍

I ask her where the gun is, she says I don't know, I get angry and start looking around for it

there was a Jewish exchange student once and when we were drunk she said she wants to fuck with me. I had 1 second of "WTF" because I didn't expect it and then she said "I always wanted to get fucked while someone shouts at me in German"

Noice.

At this point, I've looked through about half of her apartment and I start threatening her with a blacklist from Israeli checkpoints which would strand her in the West Bank for a long time. I couldn't actually do it but she thought I could so she started crying.

I checked in the bathroom and my rifle is leaned against the wall, turns out i put it there for some reason

fucking KEK

she didn't want to steal anything from she, she literally had just wanted to fuck me

nice

please tell me you find the gun, and knock her out cold with the butt of your rifle then leave

did you learn from this experience

This just sounds like you fucked up

not to take your rifle for a fuck

@porco did you smash?

i did fuck up

"don't bring your rifle to a date"

I had to, Israeli soldiers have to keep their rifles with them at all times p much

@Nahash question is .. is there litle @Nahash running somewhere in israel now ?

>trusting someone who isn't one of gods chosen people

You mean west bank and probably

no, i used condom

also getting tru warzone without your rifle .. there is certain kind of stupid

i hope you said im sorry to her

yes we even stayed in contact and she wanted me to visit her when she went back but I never went

>not cumming inside ayyrab

wtf man

>cumming inside ayyrab

They're like rabbita

Oh, I apologized but I went too far with the threat

that's life. Maybe I can make you feel better with my worst fuck up:

you can't really threaten to strand someone in a bad place and then expect to walk that back

nahash i bet she understood on some level that your rifle would have meant probly yourlife and her life ending in quite sad places

Did you have a tavor or one of those rattled out m16s?

m16s

tavor is on slow deployment

i feel like the threat and then maybe hitting her, then finding out it was your fuck up would have made for a hotter forbidden fruit sequel fuck, honestly missed out

but so good weapon

got to test it when some israels visited finland army

id prefer it over our modernized to hell AK variant

How the fuck did you lose that? Kek. I understand a tavor, thing is tiny

>move to Swtzerland
>meet super cute girl in train
>have a nice conversation
>exchange phone numbers
>write in whatsapp for a while
>she wants me to visit her in her mountain village
>go to mountain village
>she shows me around the village and talks for hours about every stone of the fucking village
>she knows half of the cow's names of all farmers that we pass by
>she talks and talks and talks
>start talking about the cow bells, explains the history
>ends with "and this is why every Swiss cow has a bell"
>me: "ok... and... where's yours?"

i have no idea how i lost it

tfw gf wants to go to switzerland
tfw gonna get cucked by a rich aryan swiss guy

i was really tense so i guess i set it aside and then forgot about it, after the sex i was too busy panicking to think

@porco goddamn that's cold

@porco was the jew you fucked religious or nah

religious girls are insane

In bed

Which is kind if weird but I suppose I understand.

yeah, its like a spring

Dunno how you'd convince someone to chop off a chunk of dick otherwise

if you push down on a spring really hard, the recoil is very strong

you know whats more insane than a religious girl, a transgender girl

if you press on someone's sexuality throughout puberty, the recoil will be insane

I don't know how religious she was, but she showed me some family photos and most of the people were orthodox according to the clothing @nahash

but I'm not a Jew professional

she got them khazar milkies?

This mummy meme is the worst meme to ever come out of the internet

I don' t understand

also, no one is really convinced to chop off a bit of dick, it happens when you're 8 days old

@porco big tits or nah?

tfw you will never be ben shapiros obnoxious goyim brother in law that he absolutely despises

probably biggest titted girl I've ever had

nice, what size do you think

90Dish?

Biggest I've had was like 36G

I don't know

oh I only know German sizes

I don't know how to convert the scale

but too big for one hand